Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Borrow other parangs for the kill

this is one of the most deadly skill lamui had mastered from her SUPREMO FLIRT&DESTROY ULTIMATUM skill.

she might not be present in all those nasty deeds but hare-brained idiots would gladly be exploited to do her evil works. as she had now lesbo chin chin, the bulldog faced of master chee and thus raising her status in the SDP CLAN of clowns and goondus. her vanity had inevitably increased in many folds.

lamui must be thinking she was invincible now. her lame rebuttals in kangaroo courts trial had gained her even more absurd self-praises from who else...her victims of F&D.

in order to prove her silly little lan see prowess, she again tried to tekan - or more like teeko, smiling friendly blurcock magistrate of peasants, mp ah baey from the province of ABC where she resided. she could be anywhere now. greenhat swordsman was grievously hurt by her after her illicit affair was discovered. it broke his heart and he could be permanently maimed forlornly waiting for his betrayed love.

while the revelation of more drama to come, nasty clones were deploy to hush it up. don't forget, she got to maintain a goodie-goodie 2 shoes of a virtuous mum of 2 teletubbies, progenies of greenhat swordsman. if she couldn't do that, her F&D skill would lose much of the flavour and moni-moni cum spell she casted over peasants for DONATION would fail miserably.

it would not be surprise that master chee could be having hots secretly for her now. if chin chin, a laukuaybu could fall for her, what else couldn't happen?

it would definitely be turmoil soon in SDP CLAN. i could feel it in coming sooner than you than u could slurp that bowl of piping hot bak kut teh soup!

lamui was a jinx. accosting her would spell bad luck and ill-fortune. too bad, that was the side-effect of SUPREMO F&D ULTIMATUM skill. everytime she executed it, her bad luck increased by few degree and there would definitely be repercussion.

just wait and see.

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