Friday, December 9, 2011

martials arts ending 2011


ng and chia had since separated after GE2011. (whether they are still allies is anybody's guess). because of ng's complacency, TG PAGAR GRC was a walkover win by pap.



our politic is like a martial arts melodrama. someone even whimsically photoshopped the characters that were involved during the GE2011. all those fictitious characters' names were from LOUIS CHA's famed swordsfighting novel called HEAVEN SABRE DRAGON SWORD.

if pap were to be synonymous to the MING CLAN that perhaps it represents righteous, fairness and integrity. like in the wu-xia story itself, ming clan finally triumphed.

with that, we come to a close of the MARTIAL ARTS IN LOCAL POLITICS series. until the next 5 yrs, most of the opp clans would be hibernating while SDP CLAN - as usual - would be scheming to run down gov. when would they ever stop....or just stop and carefully think about their actions?

god knows!!

if paps are reckoned to be living mostly in ivory tower, then SDP should be staying another floor higher above them which makes the latter more detached from voters. if sdp doesn't change, come 5 yrs later, they should remain at the bottom rung with the lowest votes.

Friday, October 21, 2011

blur doctor, new presidento and his whitehorse named patrick

today's wayang title about the blur dr sitting on a whitehorse named patrick which belonged to the new presidento of peesailand.

pinky had all the script formulated behind the scene. directions were specifically given how to express those operatic lines once all the lead opera singers were put on parleementary stage.

there was much rumbling about preferential treatment to presidento whitehorse patrick. it was about time to dramatised it and so blur doc was put into the role of the whitehorse's rider singing the HI! HO! PATRICK AWAY!!.....

well, if that wasn't clear, here come the hen that talks cock. "kock, kock, kock....kuay!" he cockodoodle dee. that should put the cherry on the pie where more than 80 bluebirds were baked into the pie would convince the nation once and for all:

presidento's favorite whitehorse patrick was fed on usual fodder, whacked with the usual army whip and showered in the usual open cubicle. no special treatment. confirmed and double confirmed.

tok tok cheng!!

opera ends.

everyone happily eating the merrymaking pie baked with 80 blackbirds singing when cut open?
PTUI!! remember to spit out any remnant feathers or u would be choked. thank-you. :P

PS. did u notice that 80 bluebirds become 80 blackbirds? that's what happening when listen to too many paps'opera, blue becomes black and peasants end up blue and black :(

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

tan, tan, tan and tio tan

finally, the PE ended in peesailand. the contest of the TANS. eventually tony emerged as the winner by a horse nostril to become the ultimate presidento of peesailand.

blames were rummaging throughout the cyberworlds. tan lian lian was the poor tan who kena tio tan or whacked bad. his security deposit of 48K taels was confiscated cos he got the lowest support of 4.9%. tan say say on the other hand proved himself to be a new threat to the pap leegime and got away with about 25% support. tan c b lost by a very slim margin of 0.34% to tony and so the blames circulated...

if ah lian didn't contest, perhaps ah say would have won. if ah lian and ah say forfeited, then c b would have won. in the end and in reality, tony won.

so was it really true that if the other 3 contestants had co-operated, one of them would end up a clear winner?

the rule of the martial arts grand contest in peesailand was this: DISUNITE AND PAP WOULD EMERGE WINNER.

those jokers would forever never learn because they themselves wanted the limelight. who would be so glorious to give way to the other especially if he wasn't from the pap royal court?

Friday, July 15, 2011

new TAN for president wannabe, lau goh beh tong!

Tan Jee Say : Why I want to be President

when u think SDP CLAN is all quiet and calm....along pops out a new TAN JEE SAY as the new kid of the block for the president wannabe post. his liaison with SDP CLAN and especially chee ah juan, their master is already reason for dubious controversy. is ah say there really for the bigger goodness of the peesailanders? or is he there becos of personal snides from his former mentor-cum-master lao goh? or is he a straightforward stooge being mind manipulated and exploited by chee ah juan master in hypnotising and churning out imbeciles and zombies?

or maybe he's there becos of the cool $4M taels that is forthcoming for the next 5 yrs?

whatever the reasoning, one thing for sure: if ah say become the president lau goh would be the first one to beh tong! and he would henceforth be permanently miamed into bo chok yong or 无作用。

Saturday, July 9, 2011

ah chee's foreign boss behind BERSIH YELLOW SHIRTS ?

chee soon juan's foreign boss could also be boss of anwar. the latter was depicted in tv news being hurt by teargas bomb.

why does a foreign entity in guise of human rights interfere with another's country political affair and yet their very own country's human rights situation is in such a mass?

there's only one big nasty word to describe them:

TROUBLEMAKERS of the cho - bo - lan!!

won't be surprised if SDP CLAN initiated by chee ah juan were also involved in this BERISH YELLOW SHIRT at hong lim. we are now treading in very dangerous subservient waters. the authority should investigate whether chee and his lame SDP were involved with followup leegal action.

if such a insidious troublemaking bud is not nipped, singapore doesn't need any external terrorism to bring it down. all they need is chee soon juan and SDP to do the nasty work to appease their foreign boss to bring down singapore.

Bersih 2.0 Singapore plans a gathering of yellow in Hong Lim Park
Posted by theonlinecitizen on July 9, 2011 6 Comments
24Shareby: Ravi Philemon/

A group of Malaysians who live and/or work in Singapore, identifying themselves as Bersih 2.0 Singapore, are planning a gathering in Hong Lim Park today at 2pm. Describing themselves as apolitical and non-partisan, they are calling for free and fair election in Malaysia.

They have said on their Facebook page that “we are guests in Singapore and have no wish to do anything that is not within the confines of Singapore law.”

There will most likely be no speeches or demonstrations in Hong Lim Park today.The sympathisers to the cause are being invited to turn up in yellow tops in a show of solidarity to lend support to their “fellow friends in KL (Kuala Lumpur)”.

This activity which will mirror the rally planned in KL, is one of the many rallies planned in major locations worldwide.

Margaret John Amnesty International Canada’s Coordinator for Singapore/Malaysia says, “the news from Malaysia shows a fast-deteriorating situation” which calls for urgent action.

and what rights does that lady have to disrupt the peace of another country?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

legend of god of merciless KUAN YEW and old granny


christopher lee: ah ma, how cum u so rich and possess this sutra of the MERCILESS KUAN KEW?


Ah ma: huh?? simi sudah sudah?? li kong simi??


CL: aiyo!! ah ma, dun grab my balls!! u ve mastered the skill from this merciless sutra huh? aiyo!! pain...pain!!!


ah ma: oh! so that's the deadly kungfu of balls grabbing from the sudah! i din know leh. can i try grabbing ur balls again? u like loving it hor.


CL: i m enlightened now, ah ma...by your devastating balls grabbing skill!! no wonder balls-carriers of the merciless KUAN YEW ascend in their positions very fast!


mei mei: wow! so powderful one!! i must get this sutra of the merciless kuan yew and learn how to grab christopher by his balls too!


ah ma: carry his balls, he gives us home....


ah ma: don't carry, everyone gets screwed by KY....


ah ma: KUAN YEW is our saviour. everyone cannot live by a day without being screwed by his KY!! hallelujah! i m now enlightened by the sudah of merciless KY!!

christopher lee from mediacorpse was suppose to be wayanging to praise and apple-polish the GOD OF MERCILESS KUAN YEW who was the grand overlord of peesailand. diligently, an nondescript old granny was selected for the supportive role for this wayang in national tv.

old granny was all praises. she didn't even need a script. she just blasted on and on heaping praises upon praises for merciless god KUAN YEW. surprisingly, poor the old granny could be and probably an illiterate, she however possessed the powderful sutra for chanting MERCILESS KUAN YEW. don't ask. i can decipher how in the hell she could own this powderful yet very expensive rare sutra of the MERCILESS KUAN YEW. still scratching head....and soon would be scratching balls.

and so she continued...blah...blah...blah on the goodness of the almighty god of merciless KUAN YEW. ignorant to her, many old folks might soon face the stark future of not having enough youngster to look after them. KUAN YEW being the merciless had in one of his sutras forced many to be sterilised. yep! vasectomised. cutchap! chop, chop!!

his sutra of STOP AT 2 was a terribly evil success of the unmerciful that peesailand now laced new blood to replenish itself. peesailand was just a small litter red dot hardly even visible in the atlas without any natural resources. its only resources was the peasants who thrived the land.

with KUAN YEW'S powderful sutra of STOP AT 2, peasants now depleted themselves in reproducing new blood. and the land suffered in negative population growth.

for wayang old granny, she could consider herself lucky (even though it was a mocked up to con the nation), future old folks may not have the luxury of a younger peasants to look after them.

give it another 10 or 15 yrs down the road, the bad karma would unmercilessly haunt the land which should now be filled with old and very old debilitated peasants of peesailand.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

the rise of the SILVER SURFER - yaw shin leong!

the rise of the SILVER SURFER - yaw shin leong!

js can't help it!

seems that the true SILVER SURFER in our local politics wasn't goh meng seng.

it was YAW SHIN LEONG! he won, didn't he? and now for his megaglomaniac master , GALATICAL should aptly go to LOW THIA KHIANG. his team won the aljunied GRC defeating the overload georgie yeo and exterminated in one swop 2 minitoots.

and so the story continues.......

ysl was once also a targeted victim of the pai kut jin lamui and her horny bf gaylord chiasai. now, ysl triump while the evil couple had broken up. pai kut jin lamui had hit onto some other sdppy disciple. even master chee ah juan wasn't spared.

let's await now for the inevitable duel soon by madam huang rong, wifey of ah juan who had been tolerating and getting winds of her husband rendevous with pai kut jin lamui.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

babarella, her men in white and striked by lightning

master chee thinks himself as the ruler of peesailand

the ABnormal master chee after suffering from mass defeat from the recent GE now hallucinating himself as the emperor of peesailand. with the exit of M & M lau lee and lau goh, master chee thought he was now in charge of the parleement. everything he also must comment as though it had to be endorsed by him who was a total loser, a fraudster, a cheat and definitely a DUD and a traitor of peesailand.

what a creepy creepy master chee has once again proven himself to be! first he thought he was above the law and psycho-ed all his SDP minion of imbeciles leading them into the welcoming big longkang. now master chee really thought himself the emperor of peesailand and probably dreaming of establishing the CHEE DYNASTY in no time.

what a joke!

SDP’s statement on the cabinet appointments
May 18th, 2011 | Author: YourSDP | Edit
The question that Singaporeans must ask is not who is appointed to which ministry but rather what policies will emanate from these new ministries.

If there is a lesson in this elections for the PAP it is that the people are fed-up with the it’s policies on the cost of living, foreign workers, housing, transportation, education, etc. Shifting portfolios among ministers without addressing these policies only signals that the Government is interested in cosmetic changes.

For example, if Mr Khaw Boon Wan who replaces Mr Mah Bow Tan continues with the Ministry of National Development’s policy of not revealing the real costs of constructing HDB flats, Singaporeans will still be in the dark as to how much their flats really cost and how much profit the Government is making from HDB sales.

Without this transparency, we cannot make sound policies that guide the pricing of HDB flats. If this is the case, whether it is Minister Khaw or Minister Mah is of no benefit to Singaporeans.

Therefore, we look forward to each minister coming out over the next days and weeks to clearly articulate the new policies and policy initiatives which we expect to be significantly different from their predecessors. Otherwise, it is a clear message that it is politics-as-usual from this Government.

Also, it is noted that ministers who have performed poorly in the previous Government have been retained and given another ministry. For example, Dr Vivian Balakrishnan who managed the Youth Olympic Games poorly and was heavily criticised for his insensitive remarks about the poor, is now given the Ministry of Environment and Water Resources.

And former Environment Minister Mr Yaacob Ibrahim who could not get a grip of the seriousness of the floods that caused so much damage to Singapore now assumes the Ministry of Information, Communications and the Arts without conclusively dealing with the flood problem .

How will the performance and effectiveness of the Government be raised with such lateral movement?

In addition, we still have Ministers who have been assigned to the Prime Minister’s Office without a portfolio (Mr Lim Swee Say and Mr S Iswaran). Exactly what do these ministers do?

Another unexplained set of appointments are the second ministers. What exactly are their roles? How do they assist the ministers? How are their jobs different from the ministers of state?

PM Lee Hsien Loong must explain to the people why he has made these appointments and how these posts help in the more effective governing of Singapore.

Finally, if PM Lee is genuinely contrite and is determined to lead a government that listens to the people, then he will announce an across-the-board reduction in the Ministers’ salaries. The astronomical wages that the Ministers draw, despite the poor performance of the last government, have caused much anger among Singaporeans.

The SDP has recommended that the PM’s salary be reduced to $60,000 a month and the ministers’ wages follow accordingly.


Chee Soon Juan
Secretary-General
Singapore Democratic Party

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

ah juan kong hokkien pun c soo



master chee bo bian! he finally had to resort to speaking in hokkien. his taiwnese hokkien was quite powderful. madam huang ro, his taiwan bor or wifey from the KAI PANG or BEGGAR CLAN must have taught master chee very well.

however, powderful taiwanese hokkien he had blurted, it still failed to garner the required support from peesailanders to push master chee and his SDP CLAN into winning a province and into parleement.

poor chee ah juan! he gotta do better than that if he wants to fool the masses with his deadly mind-control kungfu.

Monday, May 16, 2011

master chee continues to lead SDP CLAN into big longkang

the resignation of the 2 m&m comes with a host of mix feelings from peesailanders. yet master chee's backside is getting itchier. he posted and gloat over their resignations and the ire of peesailanders were breathing down on his neck in no time!

May 17, 2011
SDP's remark

'Enough is enough.'

MADAM GOH SIOK NOI: 'I was appalled by the Singapore Democratic Party's comment that the posts of Minister Mentor and Senior Minister 'served no useful purpose except to drain the national budget' ('SPP, SDP criticise timing of announcement'; yesterday). Given the contributions made by MM Lee Kuan Yew and SM Goh Chok Tong, such remarks were uncalled for. I hope future opposition leaders will set an example for graciousness rather than offer disparaging remarks to spark another round of debate against the People's Action Party. The election is over, choices have been made, enough is enough.'

By-election call

'They contested as MPs, not ministers.'

MR THOMAS RICHARD PRAKASAM: 'I am shocked by the Singapore Democratic Party's (SDP) view that by-elections should be held in the Group Representation Constituencies where Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew and Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong had contested ('SPP, SDP criticise timing of announcement'; yesterday). Even lay citizens like me understand that they contested as MPs, not Cabinet ministers. If this is how the SDP interprets election rules, I would be worried if it gains power.'

george was a victim in the local ROMANCE OF THE 3 KINGDOMS


our local version of the 3 kingdoms come in the form of the father, the son and the unholy goh.

this is what happened....

the son didn't want george to be in the cabinet. george was getting too hot and popular and appeared to be overshadowing the son soon if he didn't do something drastic and fast. so along come GE.....

the father in a way wanted george. hence he initmidated that GRC would repent for 5 yrs in the event george got kick out. and suay suay, george was booted out! the father had private clashes with the son. hence the son was explaining about his new school of ruling politic vs his father's old school with the habitual usuage of knuckle-duster and meeting nemesis in cul-de-sac.

as for the unholy goh, this was the craftiest fucker to ve remained around. in spirit he siding nobody but himself. he was in a way forced out of the hot seat. after warming it for a few yrs, he had to pass it to the son fr the royal edict fr the father.

hence, unholy goh also commented on george yeo with a softer threat approach. both the father and unholy goh's evil scheme would in a way encourage indirectly to vote out george's grc gang in order to appease the son.

and there u have it: george met his fate ....and OUT he went. initially, the father wanted to replace prataman. his pay is getting too excessive. by booting george out and then ushering him back as the next elected president, tha nation would have saved plenty of money.

what the father, the son and the unholy goh didn't anticipate was george refused to be played into their diabolical plan of things. he confirmed QUITTING for good.

the father and the unholy goh realised they had goofed up instead of making things easier for the son. george was in a way the bf of the son. george told the son to say SORRY and the son obliged and apologised publicly. that's the intimate influence of george had over the son.

now both the father and unholy goh messed up the son's plan. to reinstate their whammy, they had no other choice but also called it QUIT. now the whole nation is shocked with jaw dropping expression!

what they didn't know was this behind the scene of drama play up of local ROMANCE OF THE 3 KINGDOMS.

george was like GUAN YUN CHANG - the righteous and loyal who was made the sacrifical lamb. GUAN YUN CHANG was the legendary hero who fought bravely like a wolf ...but he possesed a overly compassionate heart of a lamb in a world filled with hungry, cunning and devious wolves.

in the end, guan yun chang was beheaded just like george being booted. guan was canonised as a deity and is very popular with businessmen and the police force in HK.

would george be canonised too? LOL!!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

peesailand's double m&m quit!

2 ancient m&m finally quit peesailand parleement as minitoots. mental minitoot lau lee and senile minitoot lau god. together with emperor pinky, the trio formed the indestructible UNHOLY TRINITY of the father, the son and the unholy goh. now that their powderful triangle was broken, how would emperor pinky going to dominate the martial arts political scene in peesailand? even his bf, georgie yeo was being critically injured and out of the parleememnt. georgie won't be able to sidekick with pinky no more.

poor pinky! he was left with ugly like fuck sheman wifey ho chee. his nightmare could be just beginning after GE had just ended. he had lost 7 provinces to the opp clans, namely WP CLAN.

things would be getting hot in parleement in the next parleementary seating with lau lee and lau goh - the left and right hand of the unholy trinity decapitated.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1128878/1/.html

SINGAPORE : Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong and Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew on Saturday said they have decided to leave the Cabinet for Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and his team to have a fresh clean slate.

In a joint statement, they said: "We have studied the new political situation and thought how it can affect the future. We have made our contributions to the development of Singapore. The time has come for a younger generation to carry Singapore forward in a more difficult and complex situation.

"The Prime Minister and his team of younger leaders should have a fresh clean slate. A younger generation, besides having a non-corrupt and meritocratic government and a high standard of living, wants to be more engaged in the decisions which affect them.

"After a watershed General Election, we have decided to leave the Cabinet and have a completely younger team of ministers to connect to and engage with this young generation in shaping the future of our Singapore.

"But the younger team must always have in mind the interests of the older generation. This generation who has contributed to Singapore must be well-looked after."

- CNA/ms

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

one purple sexmobile for SALE


the sweet purple sexmobile


her clean beige innards


if leetahsar aided gohmengseng with his purple sexmobile... this

multi-functional purple sexy cute beauty is left with 3 mths lifeline. after that the gahmen would brutally rape, kill and scrap it. it's now being held ransom by gahmen for the price of $30k +. if i couldn't cough out that ransom money, they would butcher my poor sexy pie into a lump of waste iron.

would wanna adopt it for $25,600 cash?

her interiors:

solid sensurround and stereo sound system. play music machiam u were there in the concert LIVE!
matching beige cushion 7 seaters
crystal-liked hugh handle steering ROD
when reversing, she would yelp in hokkien
innards are multi-voiced effect. one of which is radiokar noises: pee por pee por...mata chia lai liao...pee por ...pee por.
if u stuck in behind roadhog, fear not. built-in special effect speaker allows u to shout expletives to the roadhog to give way.
all back seats could be reclined, withdrawn and turned into instant lovebed. hence, the name SEXMOBILE
complete with curtains for greatest privavy when humping begins. great suspension. no squeaking. only groaning, moaning and maybe suddenly yelping: YES...YES...OH GOD...YES!!

good huh? save u lots of money checking into expensive hotel. just think of the instant convenience when the horny bug strikes u!

so make an offer quick!

fixed price: $25,600. lst cum, lst served!

also available for rental on special occasion. negotiable price depending of activity or "activity".

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

master chee exploiting foreign media with his version of sick democrapsy

tsk..tsk! how many times could those idiotic foreign medias get themselves conned by master chee? damn jialat!!

another bigger peesailander idiot, possibly SDP's disciple so proudly put that up to praise master chee. well, serve him right! all rotten eggs were now aiming and smashing his loser cowardly face and permanently gave him a thorough facial!


CSJ: Singapore is taking the first steps to true democrapsy - master chee's personal warped version 6.5 when he only possessed a puny 2.5 the most.

In the past, Singaporeans would have ignored and dismissed CSJ as talking rubbish as usual. After GE 2011 however, he now increasingly looks like a man whose ideas were ahead of his time. The elections are over but the feeling of frustration and anger of many who supported the opposition is still palpable. You can still hear snatches of conversation where people animatedly talking politics. Frustration is high and I think the interent is going to become even more hostile to the PAP. TPL is the first to be slaughtered. For the next 5 years, she is going to the flashpoint and Opposition whipping girl for the neoptism and corruption in the PAP.


Singapore is taking the first steps to true democracy

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisf...racy-new-media

Our campaign proves people have had enough of one-party rule. With the help of new media, Singaporeans can shed their fear


Something extraordinary happened in Singapore in May 2011. It was not that the prime minister dissolved parliament and called for general elections. Neither was it that, for the first time since independence, a majority of Singaporeans got to vote.

Instead, a populace finally tired of living under an authoritarian system and of constantly being told how good their rulers were and that their rule was a right and not a privilege.

The Singapore Democratic party (SDP), of which I am leader, was one of the six opposition parties that contested the ruling Peoples' Action party (PAP). We saw an unprecedented surge in the number of people coming forward to volunteer their help. Medical professionals, lawyers, educators, managers and students, poured forth and came into our office by the hundreds. I could see one message written all over their faces: "We have had enough, we want change!"

In any other democracy, no one would bat a eyelid over such a development. But this is Singapore – a country which has seen one-party rule for more than half a century, where citizens are locked away without trial for dissent, and where protests can only occur with a licence from the authorities.

I have been banned for standing in elections because I was sued for defamation by former prime ministers Lee Kuan Yew and Goh Chok Tong, and ordered to pay more than a million Singapore dollars in damages. I could not meet their demands and was made bankrupt. Under the law bankrupts cannot run for office. Previous opposition leaders have also been dealt with in a similar manner. I have also been repeatedly imprisoned for exercising my right to free speech and assembly. These convictions also bar me from standing in elections.

The overall effect has been that few in Singapore are willing to offer themselves as opposition candidates. This has allowed the PAP an easy passage at every election since 1959. In fact, for an entire decade in the 1970s parliament comprised of only PAP members of parliament.

Anger and disenchantment with the government, which has been accumulating over the years, is palpable. People are fed up with rulers who insist that they are the only ones capable of running the country. Ministers award themselves salaries several times that of the US president, while the poor find themselves homeless and stricken by poverty. Government leaders have lost all sense of what public service is.

This arrogance has caused professionals from the establishment to join us and other opposition parties. Our party fielded two former top civil servants. This would have been unimaginable even a year ago.

The SDP did not win the seats that we contested. It would have been a miracle if we had. For every mainstream media outlet is still firmly in the control of the PAP government. News of my party's campaign activities, our manifesto and our plans for our constituencies were either played down or completely blacked out.

In the past this would have been fatal. But we, and more importantly our small army of supporters, fought back – on the internet. We were able to counter the untruths that were hurled at us and, crucially, put forth our own views and policy positions. The consequence is that we were able to make significant progress in the percentage of votes cast for us.

Conversely, the internet community very successfully put the PAP on the defensive over several missteps. These would not have been evident without the probing in cyberspace.

But years of autocratic rule have taken their toll and undoing this will take more than just one election campaign, a campaign limited to nine days.

In any case, we saw Singaporeans come alive politically and express themselves in quite unprecedented ways.

To be sure, there is still much fear among the people, especially the older generation who have witnessed the heavy hand of the PAP's patriarch and "Minister Mentor" Lee Kuan Yew. But it is also Lee who is generating much of the resentment against the government of which his son, Lee Hsien Loong, is prime minister.

And it is this resentment, buttressed by the new media which has enabled citizens to come together, if only online, that has caused many Singaporeans to shed their fear.

There is no turning back now. The road to freedom is without doubt still long and arduous. But Singapore has taken that first crucial step to making parliamentary democracy a reality.

george yeo lost but captured the heart of the nation




how i wish many pap's mps could emulate george yeo and learn from his humility, graciousness and sincerity. although there is now a bigger but not necessary louder opposition voice in parliament, a true gentleman and a representative of the voters is lost through the unfair system of pap's own kiasu machinery of GRC. time to change, time to scrap GRC and return single member constituency to voters.
Press Statement by George Yeo on 10 May 2011 at MFA

Thank you for waiting a couple of days for me to rest before meeting you.

I would like to make some remarks before taking questions.

Aljunied voters have decided and I respect their decision. Having committed 23 years of service to the residents, it is only natural for me to feel disappointed but this is politics.

It has been my privilege to have served them all these years and they have enriched my life. They have also enabled me to serve in various capacities as a Cabinet Minister in MITA, Health, MTI and MFA for which I am grateful.

Why did we lose Aljunied?

Mr Low Thia Kiang himself said that they won Aljunied not because the Aljunied team did not do a good job, but because the voters wanted WP to be their voice in Parliament.

Mr Low’s analysis is fair and I agree with him. This desire for a strong WP voice in Parliament was a political tide which came in through Aljunied which we were unable to withstand despite our very best efforts. Right from the start, the Workers Party made Aljunied a national battleground.

The fight became one between a Workers Party voice in Parliament and an Aljunied team with two ministers, a potential Speaker of Parliament, a potential minister and a most effective Town Council chairman.

Though I wish the outcome had been different, Aljunied voters have made their choice.

Many of my supporters asked me to stay on to win back Aljunied in five years time. I wanted to level with them and told them last night that it is better for a younger person to take on this important task. I’m already 57 years old and would be 62 by then. Naturally I would help to ensure a smooth handover.

As we ended our campaign on 5 May, I talked about the importance of transforming the PAP. This is a belief I’ve held for some time. It was not something I felt I could say when the campaign started. But, as the campaign went on, as we heard the growing cry from the heart, I decided to make it plain. Like it or not, we are entering a new phase in Singapore’s political development. How we respond to it will decide Singapore’s destiny in the 21st century.

I would help in whatever way I can to bring about this transformation of the PAP. I wish I had a mandate from the people of Aljunied to be a strong advocate of such transformation. But I don’t.

As for remaining in public life, I will contribute in whatever modest way possible.

Many young people have stepped forward to help me in this campaign. Even more have cheered me on. It is not good that so many of them feel alienated from the Singapore they love. I look forward to continue working with them so that the Singapore we struggle for is the Singapore they feel is their own. As to the actual role I can play, I’ll be happy to respond to them. In the last few years, I have learnt much from my young friends. Often they led me rather than I led them.

A younger generation has been politicized in this GE.

Since the GE results came out, there has been a flood of support for me expressed personally, through friends and relatives, on email and, in an astonishing way, on Internet and FB. The words expressed are heartfelt. Many wrote me long passages, some in tears. I’m grateful for the kind and comforting words and the many good wishes. It will be an honour for me to be an advocate of their cause.

As for what I’ll do professionally after stepping down as Minister when the new Cabinet is sworn in, I’m not rushing to make a decision. My wife and I thought we should take our time to think this over. We also need a break to spend more time with the family.

From the bottom of my heart, I would like to thank the people of Singapore for the honour of serving them in the last 23 years.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

MIGHTY THOR helps WP win GRC


this is really master chee ah juan - the super indestructible cockroach.



this can't be master chee. do not be fooled!

MIGHTY THOR helps WP win GRC

believe it or not, after wp gang went to watch THOR, the thunder god, ALJUNIED finally belongs to them.

lucky, the FLASH wasn't shown yet. if the pap see that, it could be a landslide victory to them. LOL!!

now we gotta wait for CAPTAIN AMERICA, GREEN LANTERN, SPIDERMAN 4 AND XMEN 4. dón't forget that IAMFOUR followups. there would be a IAM5, IAM6....until they run out of IAMSICKABOUTIT

green lantern should be very interesting to jaslyn go. she loves making her husband "green" like wearing green hat. chiatilik should see SPIDERMAN 4. with all his teetu c, he should start building an army of his gayboys once again to help him in the next GE, i.e, if he's running.

as for CAPTAIN AMERICAN, that's for goh meng seng. he should start losing weight cos his elder brother david had sadly been a fatal casualty of cardiac arrest. it's about time he looks after his health. capt AMERICAN should be his idol. if he achieves that kind of physique, TAMPINES gay and lesbos votes shall be his in the next GE run.

there u have it. each comic hero is affinated to each opp party. THOR's mighty weapon is the HAMMER and that in a way brought in the heavenly luck for WP which won 6 seats and now ascended to be sgp's most powderful opp party.

keep it up!

if there's a WONDER WOMAN, sylvia should date someone like my li'l brother leetahsar to watch it. avoid ramseth if she doesn't wish for abortion later.

how did shortie mah win tampines?

lst do u agree that baey ayam king look gayish? if your answer is YES, then that was how shortie mah won over tampines- PINK VOTES.

Kuan Yew is the god of know all and god of unmerciful. with his thousands sneaky knuckle-dustered hands and his thousands all seen eyes, he saw the PINK VOTES there brewing.

u look at shortie mah. what does he have? nothing. short. ugly and very avaricious which explains why KUAN YEW, the god of unmercy loves him so much. shortie is ergonomically statured for balls carrying and other mouth job.

there u hv it. baey ayam king was deployed immediately there. u realised also that KY had never disciplined ayam king for his act-cute goatee stubble. that heightened his gayishness which was a formidable weapon to win the pink votes over.

and folks, that's how mah the shortie and ugly tan won over tampines - through ayam king's electrifying winks that attracted all the gay pink votes.

should gohmengseng, our saikongseng had also possessed KY's all seeing skill, he would have teased gay vincent botak over fr SDP and at the same put NICOLE on his team. such a combination would win over not only the gays but also the lesbos.

tampines is one hell of pink town. the gays rule there. don't believe,next time when u are there, observe. especially when u go to the toilet, do be aleert and careful. they are there waiting......

sex, lies and million $ pays

sex, lies and million $ pays

it has come to a conclusion that the real purpose of GRC is NOT ushering minority representatives into parliament. rather it's being abused now to intro pretty young cute mei meis such as TIN PEI LING in. can u understand what's the hardup on lau goh? could he been tired about peanutz and now needed little xiao long pao?

then look at the other adversed effect of GRC. many cute young sugar-candy geges also got ushered in. why like that one huh? we have super lollipops such as TEO SER LUCK who's face looks as blank as a drugged gang-raped victim. then the ever smiling baey ayam king. smiles are all he is best at. what else could voters expect from him? yep! insatiable droolings from lau aunties, uncles, mei meis and especailly the gays. somewhere in a gay site, both teo n baey rank on the top list in the gay's favorite choices.

the lies have been recently exposed as predicted by goh meng seng who mentioned in a tv interview: "what if michael palmer got elected? does GRC still necessary?" michael is by himself another cutie pie but he's a minority eurasion. he won. so that reasoning about sgporeans shunning minority candidates is a big fat LIE!!

sex....hmm. this is taboo. but looking at the likes of other so many young cuties, sex may rule!

above all things, definitely the MILLION DOLLAR$$ awaiting to fatten pockets of the more mellow ex-cuties like vivian, teo ser luck and that horribly ugly no-porn ass-shit lui.

there u have it folks, why GRC? it's all about SEX, LIES and million $ payouts. the minority representation and all those reasoning are just CRAPS! lau goh had done it with introduction and persistent defending of TPL. what more could it be clearer?

GRC now backfires against the paps. if the opp parties who had put up a spectacular performance should continue all their good groundworks.

DO NOT APPEAR ONLY ONCE EVERY 5 YRS AND DISSIPATE INTO OBLIVION. oh plueassse!!

if the opps keep up all their good works, their sincerity would eventually shine through. come 5 yrs later, u bet the sorry arses of the paps many of them shall be booted out!

Aljunied GRC had lost. obi good! the powderful georgie yeo had lost. ok, OBI THE VERY GOOD!! (he's a good man. shortie mah should be the one to go )

what does that tell us? and what does that tell the pap especially the dirty old man who plays tricks of mental intimidation such as REPENT FOR THE NEXT 5 YRS if u dun vote the pap?

yep!! obi obi good!! the pap and the dirty old man must be repenting now. pinky's strategic preGE sorry is now translated into a real SORRY. u think his dirty old man would admit that he's partly to be blamed? of course, not.

old man's tough old school politics is abusing all the instruments available to him such as ISD to shut up dissidents. if he could, he would even do a TIAN AN MEN here if there were more unexpected loses.

to all the aljunied GRC residents.

WELL DONE FOR A GOOD JOB TO HAVE SUPPORTED THE WORKERS' PARTY!!

WE SALUTE YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE TO FACE THE VERBAL THREAT FROM THE PAP AND BRAVELY MADE YOUR CHOICE AND LET THE PAP KNOWS THAT THIS TYPE OF RUFFIAN MAFIA TACTICS CANNOT WORK ANY MORE!!

after sex, lies and million $ pays, what's going to be pulled out from the pap's evil of treats and tricks - mainly more tricks to be expected.

curse of lamui

SDP CLAN just as predicted lost everything.

vincent the botak gay was FLIRT&DESTROY by lamui who tried to seduce him with a piece of cake. botak vincent must ve eaten it. poor gay! he was already jinxed and was oblivion to it.

though an eloquent and charismatic SDP kungfu master, he could have won and became a peesailand version of HARVEY MILK who was the assasinated lst gay mayor of san francisco. but the curse and jinx fr lamui's deadly FLIRT&DESTROY.

next on the casualty list was teo ah lung - the siao lung nu who was imprisoned by the pap using their nasty ISD was back with a vengeance. she must have been to detached from the folk lore happening in peesailand where lamui after wrecking her own family and went on to wreck chia sai's and now leaving chia sai a wrecked wretched guy after doing all the wrecking was acting as kaypohji for ah lung. die la!!

another curse jinxed into action. ah lung lost...and lost quite big time garnering about 30%+ votes.

then lamui jinxed the entire SDP CLAN kungfun masters by going up stage to steal all the limelight. she was such attention whore. the voters were awed by her present. well, not by her sex appeal or sexiness. she was all bones, flat on the front, flatter on the back. who interested except the turdy nerd jj.

voters were pissed cos many read about that report about how she caused much suffering to her greenhat swordsman husby. what confirmed the desperate housewife's situation was she still got the nerve to bring one of her kid girl to show off. she got 2 teletubbies - a boy and a girl. boy kid was missing which could only means she had successfully separated the young siblings, i.e, divorced.

with her presence on stage, the evil aura permeated the entire atmosphere which she was oblivion and still basking gayfully in it.

among the FLIRT&DESTROY victim, chee could be the one most toxifully poisoned. he should be. his taiwanese wifey wasn't always around just like chee claimed.

oh...the evil aura of yao qi possessing and jinxing every SDP kungfu masters. it was no surprised they lost. the only consolation, their supports level was slight up from their last GE of about 20+%. at least now, it had gone up by about 10%.

for SDP CLAN to progress, a few things need to be straighten asap:

1. master chee ah juan must be incapitated. his kungfu n internal strength had to be neutralise to paralyse and he should be expelled to prevent from causing future public clowning disturbances which piss the peesailanders alot.

2. if ah juan goes so must be his bulldog biting sis ah chin.

3. fattie john has to be rid off too. he plays too much on religious gimmick for his evil motive. that's no good.

4. if all those mentioned were allowed to stay put, come GE in 5 yrs time, the same shall repeat. SDP CLAN SURE LOSE ALL. yes again! mark my words.

5. and please do everyone a favour, exorcise that bitch lamui unless SDPpies enjoy her heinous jinxing, FLIRT&DESTROY and all the wreckings she is capable and extremely good at.

fly saucer ETs caused ah seng to lose GE


the results were out: tampines province was won by pap. ah seng's chances was probably dashed by his encounter of fly saucer and ETs which he reported and which later spreaded like wild fire.

even there were those cosmic thingy, one should have kept quiet about it. the normal people would take it that only ABnormal people experience that. perhaps that could ve caused valuable votes lost for the poor ah seng.

anyway, it was a good fight. hopefully, ah seng shall be back in 5 yrs time with more deadly kungfu skills mastery. until, we wish him safe and well.
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/blogs/singa...211847513.html

I am responsible for the failures: NSP chief



National Solidarity Party (NSP) chief Goh Meng Seng has claimed responsibility for the party's failure to win any seat in Parliament, despite fielding the most number of opposition candidates for Singapore's General Election.

Goh, who led an NSP team to contest the Tampines group representation constituency (GRC), spoke solemnly at a press conference at the party's headquarters in Jalan Besar late on Saturday night, saying he felt apologetic towards supporters for "letting them down".

NSP fielded 24 candidates for the five-seat GRCs of Chua Chu Kang, Jurong, Marine Parade and Tampines and the single member constituencies (SMCs) of Mountbatten, Pioneer, Radin Mas and Whampoa.

"I'm not happy with this election's results," he said.

Though claiming personal responsibility for the party's losses, he cited the short time to work the ground and "lopsided" media coverage of the party as contributing factors.

He said that he will review NSP's campaign strategies to prepare his team for future elections.
Nevertheless, he said he is particularly proud of the performance of the Choa Chu Kang and Marine Parade teams, which obtained 38.8 percent and 43.35 percent of votes, respectively.

Speaking for his team's 42.78 percent result, he said: "We managed to take at least 10 percent off from PAP's side."

Among the NSP's slates for the GRCs, the Marine Parade team, which includes the youngest and most popular candidate of the election, Nicole Seah, had the closest margin against the ruling People's Action Party (PAP) team led by Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong.

The NSP chief jokingly said, "Uncle Goh is going to have a hard time sleeping tonight."

The 24-year-old herself said in the press conference that she was wasn't disappointed with her team's result, and instead, she was energised and rejuvenated. Seah's other team mates included 63-year-old Ivan Yeo, 60-year-old Cheo Chai Chen, 31-year-old Spencer Ng and 29-year-old Abdul Salim Harun.

Aside from SM Goh, the PAP group included 45-year-old Fatimah Lateef, 42-year-old Tan Chuan-Jin, 49-year-old Seah Kian Peng and 27-year-old Tin Pei Ling, who was subject to fierce online criticism for her answers in interviews.

On PAP's win in Marine Parade, Tin said, "I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support and confidence in me. I will continue to do my best for the people of Singapore."

In contrast, Seah shot to stardom on her good looks, witty remarks and willingness to embrace social networking to engage voters.

"Many factors have come into play. One of it is different channels of communicating and disseminating information. This has really led to more Singaporeans stepping up to really talk about what they believe in, and being more bold and courageous than before," said Seah.

Seah has already started preparing for the next General Election with plans to work the ground again soon. Before returning to work on Monday, she will visit some low-income families in MacPherson that she had previously contacted to provide them free tuition.

"To me, this is just the beginning. I never saw this 2011 elections as an end in itself," Seah said.

Nicole has indicated that she will stay in NSP and is willing to take part in future elections.

"I think if you want to go into politics, you have to take a very long-term view with regards to what you want to achieve. You can't make changes in just a short time," said the advertising executive.

Next up for the NSP is leadership renewal. Goh is planning to groom the younger members in NSP to take over the party in the future. He has also hinted that Seah will be cast in a more important role in the party.

With regards to the Non-constituency Member of Parliament (NCMP) that the Marine Parade team can be a part of, Seah will leave it up to the party to decide who they will send as an NCMP.

She recognises the contrived role of an NCMP but still hopes to represent the party. "For me, any chance to serve Singapore even in its limited capacity... I would be glad to take it up and use it to serve Singaporeans," said Seah.

Goh plans to get the Marine Parade team to decide who the NCMP will be.

Seah was keeping up with the election results over the radio and cheered for the Worker's Party (WP) when news broke that WP's Aljunied team won.

"This is something really new, exciting and vibrant for Singapore. All this while, we've had a really stagnant political landscape, but I think things are going to change and they are going to get better from here," said Seah.

Monday, May 2, 2011

would lau lee meet his maker if lost 2 smc and 2 GRCs?

everyone should be very worried that if they would to vote our lau lee's favorite money making mah the shortie tan, that would be like one GRC or 5 wards down the drain for the pap. lau lee might get cardiac seizure. then what happen?

another hot seat ward is aljunied where georgie poggie yeo would be aniticipate to a close fight and might highly lose this GRC too. the last GE, georgie won by slim margin over WP's A team headed by sylvia lim. this time round, it could be worst.

then potong pasir with affiable auntie lina at the helm, she might just easily win it from the pap regular loser seetoh yi pin.

over in hougang, ltk has left his comfort zone to contest in a GRC and his protege yaw shin leong took over. it would be a uphill challenge as yaw had stupidly blogged that he actually voted teo ho pin during the last GE. would the voters appreciate his honesty or mock at his foolishness? hougang has all along been untouched by pap, this time the unexpected whammy might just happen :(

the best would be wong kan seng's GRC team lose. that would really put the last nail into lau lee's standing by coffin. would the immortal old man finally mean his match and prepare to meet his maker?

light, action...and CAMERA roll!!

but then contradicting all the euphoria and excess optimism that opp may win, the voters might do the unexpected (or rather anticipated) warped behaviour. they either void their precious vote or vote the pap instead and hoping the other fella would vote the opp instead. if majority think like that, what's going to happen? like the last GE, the opp wins! shit!!

it's no guarantee that opp rallies massively attended by voters would ensure that they would vote for them. last GE's result had shown otherwise. pap won even though their audience paled against those fr the opps. but eventually, pap won.

so people,

DO NOT BOTHER WHO THE NEXT FELLA IS GOING TO VOTE - U VOTE THE OPP IN....DO IT AND JUST DO IT! MARK YOUR CROSS ON THE OPP'S SYMBOL. RID THE PAP ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

leetahsar almost brought tears to Josephine buck-toothed yeo

leetahsar almost brought tears to Josephine buck-toothed yeo

what can i say about my li'l brother the abdominal LEETAHSAR?

LTS was sipping his teh-see siew dai (tea wtih cream n less sugar) at toa payoh hawker centre. buck-toothed josephine had to come and shake hand with him. it became a very interesting dialogue .....

josephine: Hi! nice to meet u. remember vote for pap! ( hand stretched to shake)

leetahsar: (reached out his hand to grab josephine)...can i ve 3 minutes of your time please?

J: sorry bz....(smiled with glistening colgate commercial buck-teeth)

LTS: (held on firmly to her hand) then why come shake hand with me...just by pass me or anyone would be ok. i just wanna pour my displeasure with the pap. so u pap guys aren't really interested lah?

J: (jialat liao and bo bian, smiled and sat down) ok i listen to your unhappiness for awhile.

LTS: u see...there are many old folks hanging around in hawker centres nowadays. many are not buying hawkers' food. some are eyeing at food leftover by others so that they could feast on it. some are counting their coins so that they know they ve enough for a bowl of noodle......

i m saddened. why are all these happening in my ward and many other places when the pap claims that they are looking after all these poor old folks?

J: but we do look after them.....

LTS: (snapping in) you do? then there shouldn't be all these poor old guys behaving like that. the fact that i m also angry at why pap doesn't control the rental of hawkers'stalls? why do they upgrade n then raise all the rentals? and worst, why do they allow the hawkers to sublet and then raise the rentals further to another sub-tenanted hawker. in the end, the bowl of noodle ends up very expensive cos we have to bear all those unreasonable rental costs. why...i really wanna know why aren't the mps looking into this and control the prices...or control the rents and also for the food prices? why is subletting allowed?

u look at some of those stalls there. so many closed. why? either they ve made enough or they are closed for good? why does this allowed to happen?

hawker centres were built to provide affordable food to residents. many just couldn't afford such foods any more. doesn't the pap have the decency to feel shameful that they have allowed such sorry state to happen and persist?

J: sorry uncle. those hiccups are not under our jurisdiction. they belong to NEA.

LTS: (temper brewing and almost shouted WTF!!) but u and the paps always boasted that u look after the poor and the needies, the aged and sick and blah ...blah. so that's not true isn't? u just passed the ball to another statboard...and if i were to go to that statboard, the ball would be passed to the next...and the next. ultimately, it's the pap's administration that is allowing such a irresponsiblity to be passed along like a musical chair.

J: not like that uncle....that's not very fair comment.

LTS: that's inconsequential...whether it's fair or not. the fact that such a sad sorry phenomenum is happening all over many hawker centres. doesn't the pap bear some responsibility that they are the CAUSE? they could easily control the rental, prevent subletting or even control the prices of food sold. if they legitimatise all food prices to be sold at say, $2.... half of the residents' unhappiness over expensive hawker foods would have been solved.

why doesn't the pap administration do that? why allow food prices in hawker centres to escalate like nobody's business? do u call that a "concerned and caring" gov? i doubt so.

J: that's not fair again the comment. we already have social welfare implemented to help the poor and the needies.

LTS: THAT'S INCONSEQUENTIAL AGAIN, MY DEAR.....(louder and sterner tone) pap likes to push the problem...push the blame....claim all the credits but when come to such basic, they are quite ignorant and almost done nothing much to bring down food prices. why is it like that? the miserable welfare dished out is really pathetic. have u tried before to survive on that miserable amount?

J: we have more important things and problems to deal with... and lacking in manpower....

LTS: ya, right! how much is ur mp's pay...and your regular job's pay? mp's i believe is about $14.5K and your regular monthly pay might be even more. so i believe u could engage maybe an assistant capable to help u solve all these pesky problems. u can spare a mere $3 or $4k to engage me....n i see i bring all the prices of all the hawker food down. of course i must be equipped with all the necessary jurisdiction and power to handle the rentals and fix all the irrational rules.

......and it went on and on. by the time, josephine buck-toothed knew it, she had already spent almost an hour talking to the super lo so LTS. she was quietly fuming. her face was blushed and if one looked carefully, she felt humiliated and almost close to tears.

LTS - u big fat idiot!! now why u go and bully such a sweet buck-toothed lady mp? LOL!!

Monday, April 25, 2011

is there a good spirit floating around this GE ramble?

to be honest, there isn't. there are many vengeful spirits mainly enamanating fr the pap where many backdoor mps could be facing their graves soon. yep! asa la vista, baby!! u ve your thrill screwing peasants for 5 yrs. it's about time, u'll be put to rest...and rest in peace.

from lau goh, as usual his super bionic kaisu and kiasi spirit prevail. his pair of detestable spirits always foul the GE atmosphere. there the immortal spirit. piangzz!! gone was his wife. gone were his many kakis. and now even gone is SAI BABA...but this immortal spirit still remains.

when he remains means i shall be robbed off my rights to vote. yep!! ve waited like more than 20 yrs and was eagerly hoping i could vote. but NO!! so how long must i wait? he dies first or i go first? he dies, i may be able to vote. at last!! i go first means i shall complain to the KING OF HADES. i m a victim robbed by the immortal sinkie spirit of my rights to vote

now all his backdoors metrosexual mps who are just plain decorative vases materials, who promise to speak for voters...but what voters??? WE DON'T GET TO VOTE!! fuck you and fuck you dead!

now singaporeans maybe a gullible lot - a stupid foolish spirit who are easily appeased by angpows which are to be distributed soon. then what? in exchange for their precious sacred votes! what else?!!

once that LEEGALISED transaction is completed, the fates of ALL singaporeans are sealed or rather SCREWED for the next 5 long yrs. so after the GE, there sure to be many whinning, moaning and regretful spirits.

so where are the TRUE HEROIC SPIRIT in singapore? u wanna show it now by voting out the lording spirit that piss our livelihood, making many breathless and suffocating for irrational increases. they don't want us dead and stiff. they only want half of our spirit and keeping the other half alive for us so that everyone can slave to enrich their domination.

so it's NOW OR NEVER! show singapore, we are spirited. we truly want a lst class gov with lst class opposition in parliament to speak for us. we don't wanna choke. and surely we don't want to be screwed until we are half dead and under thier mercy.

oh no! not this. not the next!

so brothers and sisters, aunties and uncles, let combine our tortured spirit and VOTE THE HELL OUT OF THE PAP! time to cast out the EVIL SPIRIT that lord over us for so long. time to paste our TALISMAN and exorcise all their nonsense once and for all!

that TALISMAN is our VOTE....and VOTE THE PAP OUT!! or there might NOT be another 2nd chance.

pap, prepare to say your ASA LA VISTA! we shall pray for you...and pray the hell out of you!
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Friday, April 22, 2011

in cold storage - 打入冷宫


sdp clan's kamizaki gang minus lamui

The Singapore Democratic Party (SDP) unveiled its first batch of six candidates for the upcoming General Election (GE) on Thursday, at a press conference held at The Landmark Village Hotel.

SDP secretary-general Dr Chee Soon Juan said the slate of candidates the party will be fielding in this GE are ‘high-calibre professionals’ and ‘committed Singaporeans’ who will make this GE about the people.

The six candidates are: Dr James Gomez, 46; Ms Michelle Lee, 35; Mr Jarrod Luo, 27; Mr John Tan, 49; Ms Teo Soh Lung, 62; and Dr Vincent Wijeysingha, 40.

It is yet to be announced which constituencies these six candidates will be fielded in.

Dr Gomez said he personally feels like, in his own words, “a new me” and that he feels more “refined – in terms of my thoughts on policies”. He says, “I feel more politically stronger. And it’s not just me. I have the opportunity to work with a new operating system: the revitalized and energetic SDP team that will be working hard for the people.” Dr Gomez joined the SDP last November. He is currently the Deputy Associate Dean (International) and Head of Public Relations at the School of Humanities, Communications and Social Sciences at Monash University, Australia.

Ms Michelle Lee, 35, is a English and Literature teacher, and has first-class honors in Government and Economics. “Singapore is on a bullet train of so called progress,” Ms Lee said, “However many Singaporeans do not have the opportunity to catch this train and are falling behind. Their real life problems are not given any weight.” She also cited the rising costs of living and the influx of foreign labor as the reasons for putting many Singaporeans under intense pressure. She also urged the voters to carefully consider the very many issues that affect them. She reiterates, “The government should be the servant of the people and not the masters.”

“Being involved in politics is, ultimately, to serve the people,” says first-time candidate Mr Luo. He is the Honorary Secretary of the Youth Wing of the SDP: The Young Democrats. He joined the SDP back in 2008. Mr Luo says he is looking “forward to serving them (the people).”

Mr John Tan, fondly called “my trusted assistant” by Dr Chee, highlighted empowerment or rather the lack of, as a key issue in Singapore. “I have studied intrinsic motivation and empowerment,” Mr Tan said. “But, when I look around me, many of my fellow Singaporeans experience anything but empowerment. And that is something I want to bring to this country. It is something that everyone has to feel for themselves and I believe that the PAP Government has stolen that from us. How can we feel empowered when every time things go wrong, we get blamed and when every time things go right, they get the glory?” Mr Tan is the Assistant Secretary-General of the party. He is also a social psychologist who spent ten years in the United States researching and writing on intrinsic motivation and empowerment.

Ms Teo Soh Lung, a widely known political figure, is a former lawyer who is also the co-founder of the Law Society Criminal Legal Aid Scheme. Ms Teo was embroiled in controversy when she called for the Government to withdraw the Legal Profession Amendment Bill which had sought to take away the rights of the Law Society to comment on legislation. She was later, in 1987, arrested and incarcerated without trial under the Internal Security Act. She was released four months later but was imprisoned again for refuting the Government’s allegations against her. She was finally released in 1990.

Ms Teo recounted her state of mind after her release. “I had wound up my legal practice and I seriously contemplated moving to a less developed country in Asia where I can contribute something,” she said. It was then that her mother’s health took a turn for the worse and she stayed back and worked on her memoir (Beyond the Blue Gate). “A few years later, I thought through my decision in the position of a Singaporean. I thought, ‘Why should I leave Singapore when there is so much to be done here?’ I am no quitter so I decided to stay. And I wish to contribute to my own country.”

“We are in the presence of greatness,” quipped Dr Vincent Wijeysingha, referring to what Ms Teo. Dr Wijeysingha cited Ms Teo’s memoir as one of the things that brought him into politics. Dr Wijeysingha is the Executive Director of Transient Workers Count Too (TWC2) which is a non-government organization which advocates the rights of migrant workers. Dr Wijeysingha is also believed to be responsible for heading the SDP team which drew up the Shadow Budget 2011 (click here) the SDP’s economic programme.

Dr Wijeysingha focused on the PAP’s policy framework which was first revealed in their public statement on 19 March 2011 and later solidified in their manifesto, which was released a few days ago. Dr Wijeysingha pointed out a few interesting events that happened in that gap (between the public statement and the manifesto).

Among the events highlighted were, Tampines Group Representative Constituency (GRC)’s Member of Parliament (MP), Mr Mah Bow Tan’s comment, “A massive amount of reserves is more important than housing the people” (which Mr Mah Bow Tan reiterated to the Straits Times again); and Tanjong Pagar GRC’s MP Ms Indranee Rajah’s letter to the Straits Times which implied that ‘dictatorship is more important than the people of Singapore.” Dr Wijeysingha labels these comments as “deeply revolting.”

“This is the time for the people to make a decision on Singapore,” he said.

initially, master chee was engrossed in lamui's deadly FLIRT&DESTROY kungfu. trying to get fresh, she was always squaating, kneeling or even nudging next to master chee during every group photoshoot.

now as the GE drew near, setting aside personal preferences, a new unheard swordswoman MICHELLE was substituted to take on a GRC led by gomez who was now training his aborigine deadly skills in oz.

it was a queer coincidence! michelle was also the name of wifey of chia sai. chia sai was also a victim of FLIRT&DESTROY deadly stroke of seduction which caused the breaking up of his marriage to michelle. and now another MICHELLE appeared....what irony!

the new greenhorn MICHEELE displaced lamui from the GRC team. would she be permanently put into SDP CLAN's deep freezer or as the chinese phrase put it: 打入冷宫 ??

.....more to come, stay tuned.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

chia sai critically injured by ng ah teck

months ago, deadwood ng ah teck and pretty boy chia sai joined forces to form SF CLAN. as the GE drew nearer, ng ah tech was too excited. he wanted to be in the limelight. he wanted more lime and light than chia sai who at the other hand was as limelight lover as ah teck.

to be in the forefront of the limelight, ng ah teck executed a terrible deadly deadwood palm smack right into chia sia's vital organ. with a yelp!, chia sai now suffered terrible internal and critical injury. SF now hinged in a very precarious position with internal massacre taking place anytime now....and pap didn't even need to send any ninja to obliterate SF. what a joke!!

http://www.straitstimes.com/GeneralElection/Videos/index_videos.html?videoid=62488

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

JJ and his powderful brush of deceit

it was spring soon in peesailand. the other season was summer there. the birds were chirping happily. the mangoes were in full bloom with tempting fruits hanging in big bunches. the fever was on. it was real hot. THE GE FEVER!! JJ being the dwarf elf with the deadly groin kick was keeping low. he had too. he was only like barely 3ft tall. beside his deadly elf balls kick, JJ had another secret weapon - his powderful brush. just look what he now trying to sabotage saikongseng of NSP CLAN and the rest of the opp clans...or for that matter any clans that was fighting against the leegime except the decepticons SDP CLAN. Why is NSP such a bully? (Part 1) April 5th, 2011 Author: Contributions I read this news (Seehttp://www.straitstimes.com/GeneralElection/News/Story/STIStory_652585.html) with great disappointment in NSP. Why is NSP not keen on RP’s proposal to exchange Pioneer SMC and Radin Mas SMC with Chua Chu Kang GRC? We have all seen RP worked the ground for the past two years (especially in Pioneer, West Coast, Chua Chua Kang and Hong Kah) since Kenneth Jeyaretnam became the Secretary General of RP. Moreover, RP is among the first to announce that it will be contesting at West Coast GRC, Chua Chu Kang GRC, Pioneer SMC, Hong Kah North SMC and Radin Mas SMC (See http://www.temasekreview.com/2011/02/24/opposition-parties-declare-interest-in-both-grcs-and-smcs/) on the same day the electoral boundaries were released. I know this because I “Like” all opposition facebook page since 2009 (those with facebook page) and I have been seeing RP update its status on facebook about its walkabouts in these locations but not for NSP. Let me give you a very obvious example -_ I challenge Steve Chia who is set to contest in Pioneer SMC to show pictures of his walkabouts (or even NSP’s walkabouts) in Pioneer BEFORE the election boundaries were announced. I can tell you this guy is an opportunist who had previously announced his retirement in GE2006 on 20 March 2006 (seehttp://singaporegovt.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html andhttp://www.selectbooks.com.sg/getTitle.aspx?SBNum=038659) but now he is back to “fight” with RP for Pioneer SMC. We all know that the PAP will benefit most from any 3-corner fight. I urge all opposition parties to be fair and only contest in the area which you have been working the ground. I also urge all Singaporeans to vote for the opposition party who had worked the ground and not any other opposition who are “opportunist”. So why is NSP being such a bully? Maybe NSP likes to harbour “moles”? Or is NSP set to be the next “approved” opposition party? I will explain why I think NSP likes to harbor “Moles” in my next letter. . JJ http://www.temasekreview.com/2011/04/05/why-is-nsp-such-a-bully-part-1/#comment-353792

Friday, April 1, 2011

I WANT TO VOTE ON THIS GE!!!

the mrbrown show: election day

did the paps machinery deprive most singaporeans the rights to vote OR there isn't authentic opposition opponents to challenge the paps? why then the need GRCs even though paps has already a winning streak? paps could be the origin and mother of KIASUISM & KIASEEISM unigue to singapore :( would i be able to exercise my rights to vote this GE or another walkover?? :(( I WANT TO VOTE, PLEASE!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

SDP CLAN confusing the peasants


lamui and her new beau

as the GE contest held every 4 yrs drew near, SDP CLAN after having started a few subsidiaries clans such as USD where lamui ruled and SF where chiasai ruled began their deadly smoky skill. it was called the FOGGY CONFUSION OF DUALITY.

in this grand martial arts contest which only happened once every 4 or 5 yrs in peesailand, all the clans pitted their formidable kungfus against the familee and their minions the PAPPIES. it was during this particular period that peasants were given the golden opportunaity to select the dominant clan to rule over them. whichever clan got the highest votes, shall rule for the next 4 or 5 yrs and were entitled to milk the poor peasants high and dry. balls would be grasped and butt painfully screwed and many would be milked dry.

it had happened in the past GE contests and each time the familee and their minion pappies were elected to rule over them. it was like a habitual ritual. peasants moaned, groaned, cursed and swore at the pappies and their avaricious leegime but when come GE, again they voted them in. peesailand was such a strange sado-machoistic country that seemed to enjoy being screwed pain pain.

but wait, this coming GE would be very anticipating. could it be that peasants need a different style of painful screwing? the ground felt the presence of many opposition clans that were fully equipped with kungfu exponents blessed with certain secret deadly skills that boast to be able to tackle the pappies and defeat at least a few of them so that the opp winner could rule over a certain province.

SDP CLAN was very active. many had suspected that this could be a pappy's mole deployed to mess things up for the collective opp clans. master chee with his devious plan had set up shops in another few opp clans - USD and SF.

the notorious CONDOM HEROES team of lamui and chiasai were deployed as the respective chiefies. but wait, report from JJ, the turdy nerd who was master in shapeshifter just came in....

Jaslyn Go: Social activist, potential election candidate
March 29, 2011 by admin
Filed under: Current Affairs and Politics

Written by Ng E-Jay
29 March 2011

On Monday, the Straits Times introduced Ms Jaslyn Go as a potential election candidate for the Singapore Democratic Party (SDP). She was seen making her rounds at Yuhua constituency, an area formerly a part of Jurong GRC. If she contests in Yuhua, she will likely be facing PAP’s Grace Fu.

But what the Straits Times did not report was the heart-rending story of a 39-year old female resident of Yuhua, who is living in dire circumstances, and who told the SDP team that all she wanted was a decent paying job so that she could care for her family and “keep our heads high with dignity“. [1]

Mdm Tan is living in a 3-room flat with her three children. The SDP reported that she had lost her job as a cleaner because she would take time off to attend to her children whenever one of them fell ill. Mdm Tan had sought the help of her Member of Parliament, Ms Grace Fu, but to no avail. The utilities in the flat, including electricity and water, are under threat of being disconnected. [2]

The SDP team provided Mdm Tan and her children with basic necessities and also brought along a doctor to render medical assistance to one of her kids.


Jaslyn Go has been involved in this kind of community work and social activism for over a year with the SDP, way before she had any inkling that she might be a potential election candidate.

I believe one of the first community initiatives she participated with SDP was a visit to a nursing home in September 2009.


Jaslyn’s career in social activism has its roots in her keen observation of the problems ordinary people face in their day-to-day chores.

In February 2009, she came across an incident in which a Tanjong Pagar Town Council staff member was loudly and publicly berating a cleaner for not doing his work properly. Even if the worker was not up to scratch, Jaslyn pointed out that there was no necessity for such behaviour from the council staff. She wrote to the town council to register her concern and to ask that all workers be treated with respect. (See here and here.)

But Jaslyn’s involvement in political and civil activism goes back even further than that.

She was one of the Tak Boleh Tahan 18 who were charged in court for participating in an assembly and procession without a permit in March 2008. The group of 18 had commemorated World Consumer Right’s Day by holding a press conference at Parliament House and a subsequent walk-about at Funan Centre. Some members had also carried placards and distributed flyers engaging Singaporeans on the issue of the rising cost of living.


Fast forward to today, three years later, and the mainstream media finally acknowledges that the escalating cost of living is indeed one of the “hot-button” election issues. [3]

Three years ago, activists and SDP members had already sounded the alarm that Singaporeans were being hurt by rising inflation. However, it is only today, when the elections are drawing near, that the issue is brought out into the open by the media. It is three years too late, and countless individuals like Mdm Tan of Yuhua constituency have suffered under the failed policies of the PAP.

was it confusing?

which clan was lamui suppose to be representing? wasn't she the chiefy of USD or U SEE DITDIT CLAN? why was she now a sdppy? even more confusing: she had never admitted she was a sdppy. she always boasted how faked up chilvarous of her to remain partyless and pantyless.

it was a devious hoax meticulously schemed by none other fraudster master chee ah juan. so now it appeared that many peasants were thoroughly confused. who should they vote?

the beauty of SDP CLAN's evil plan was to delegate notorious stinky name such as lamui to divert peasants' votes for more appropriate opp clans. SDP would hence dilute the overall opp votes to ensure that the pappies would garner a superior votes to eventually win the province over.

suppose there were only one opp candidate challenging a pappy for a certain province. the voting would be simple: it was either opp or pappy, i.e, a 50 vs 50 chance.

in come SDP ever ready to mess up the almost fair competition. it was going to be a 3-corners fight. maybe pappy got 40%, another opp got 30% and sdp got the balance of 30%. result: pappy WINS!! if without the presence of sdp, probably the opp could end up with 60% and of course, the result : opp wins!!

as the GE was drawing nearer, SDP CLAN's of initiating their deadly FOGGY CONFUSION DUALITY began to get thicker. it muddled up the peasants' sight and confused their thoughts. they were now quite foggy brained and chances were the pappies might just win this contest all over again.

no thanks to the sdp clan!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

master chee's conspiracy EXPOSED!

The lies of SDP and Chee Soon Juan
March 17th, 2011 | Author: Contributions | Edit


After reading the article that Temasek Review Chee Soon Juan¡¯s interview. I believe strongly believe I need to write to talk some views on SDP and Chee Soon Juan.

1. Freedom of Speech
SDP and CSJ had been preaching about Freedom of speech. So when one of his member, Mr. Malik, start to make comments in the internet without their prior approval, they tried to stop it. Hence Mr. Malik has to resign on the matters of principle. So freedom of speech does not mean it is true freedom and SDP has to agreed to that.

2. Getting fund from Foreginers in the interest of Singaporean CSJ has been without jobs for sometime. The fact that he can survive in Singapore where he claimed that the cost of living is too high. Either he can survive the little money that he is having now. This mean the cost of living is not that high. But the obvious side is he is getting money from some unknown sources mainly foreigners to provide his living expense. On they complained some much on foreigners in Singapore and yet he use foreigners to fund all his activities. What is his hidden agenda?

3. The power and control
CSJ always point the fingers at PAP that they control everything to their advantage. Isn¡¯t he doing the same thing in SDP? The fact that he chased Mr. Chaim See Tong and all the senior members of SDP out of their founding party show that he is eyeing for the power within SDP to his advantage and benefits. Worst case is he lied that he never
chase CST out of the party.

4. Liars
CSJ and his party continue to lie to the public on the Temasek Holding and our CPF money. First, they mentioned the govt has no transparency on those money. If so, then how they know Temasek Holding lost billions of dollars. If Singapore really lose so much money, why our dollars can still be strong and our GDP still be positive.

5. The Oscar go to Chee Soon Juan
The fact that CSJ continue to challengue the govt is that he need those publicity on MSM for him to secure foreign funding. CSJ had been challenging our laws not just once but multiple times show that he need some limelights for his hidden agendas. In one of his act, he even involved his wife and his child to see him being arrested and
cried in front of the public. Doesn¡¯t that look like a Mediacrop drama? A question for everyone. If you know that you are staging a protest against government and you will be arrested, will you still bring your family members along?

For those who want to know the Hall of Shame of Chee Soon Juan and their members, please go to http://notmysdp.blogspot.com/

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Sad TR

Disclaimer
I am not the owner of the portal mentioned nor I have any association with them. The owner of the portal also claimed they are do not belong to any parties. Yes, I am Pro-Government and anti-SDP.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

SDA CLAN's mighty ant SINPO



SDP CLAN using Bear mascot after copying from the some ad media scaring the villagers in holland village with a guy in a realistic bear suit.

now SDA CLAN also copied and came out with MIGHTY ANT.

which would peasants prefer? ant or bear? ant bites cannot bear lah! alamak! what would those opp clans think of next? mascot only ketok kids and peasants are not kids leh :(

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

chia's longkang prophesy fulfilled

Mar 10, 2011
Socialist Front leader guilty of professional misconduct
Lawyer's blog postings breached ethical rules, in contempt of court
By Yen Feng



Mr Chia (left) and Socialist Front chairman Ng Teck Siong at the meeting of opposition parties last week. The charges against Mr Chia, which were filed by the Law Society following a complaint from the AGC, relate to blog postings he wrote between June 2008 and June 2009. -- ST PHOTO: LIM SIN THAI

A DISCIPLINARY tribunal has found opposition party leader and lawyer Chia Ti Lik guilty of professional misconduct.

As a result, the 36-year-old will face a fine.

The tribunal, which released its report yesterday, found Mr Chia guilty of five charges brought against him by the Law Society of Singapore. Two other charges were dismissed.

The charges were filed by the society following a complaint from the Attorney- General's Chambers (AGC). They relate to blog postings the leader of the Socialist Front wrote between June 2008 and June 2009.

The report said that his comments had breached ethical rules and were in contempt of court, adding that they also 'cast doubt on the integrity of the judiciary and judicial processes'.

Most of the five charges involved Mr Chia when he was acting for members of opposition parties.

Two were related to his representation of former Singaporean lawyer and Workers' Party election candidate Gopalan Nair, in 2008, during which Mr Nair was found guilty of insulting a judge.

In a blog posting dated June 2008, Mr Chia hinted that the judgment was politically motivated. Moreover, his comments were made as the case was ongoing.

In another blog posting dated September 2008, Mr Chia wrote about Ms Chee Siok Chin, the sister of the Singapore Democratic Party chief, Dr Chee Soon Juan.

Mr Chia implied that the Attorney-General and the Supreme Court Registry had acted together - inappropriately - to disallow Ms Chee's appeal to travel overseas for a conference.

All this, the tribunal found, had the intended effect of persuading readers to question the integrity of the court.

In the two other charges in which Mr Chia was found guilty, the report said that comments Mr Chia had written in his blog about the AGC implied that its decisions in two separate cases - one involving an illegal assembly, and another of three persons Mr Chia was defending in 2008 for contempt of court - were politically motivated and unfair.

The latter case involved three persons who wore T-shirts depicting a kangaroo in judges' robes on Supreme Court premises.

Mr Chia said on his blog that the AGC should also have prosecuted The Straits Times for publishing an article which included a picture of the trio.

He said that the AGC did not do so because it was 'restrained and in awe of a mere Straits Times'.

Of the total seven charges faced by Mr Chia, two were dismissed by the tribunal.

The first was related to a letter that he had written to the AGC asking to see video footage that allegedly caught the defendants in the kangaroo T-shirt case, wearing the T-shirts, on tape.

He said that the letter may be made public 'due to the importance, the urgency and the sensitivity of the matter'.

The AGC viewed the letter as a threat. It responded to Mr Chia, saying: 'Do not presume to threaten these Chambers with publication of the correspondence.'

Mr Chia wrote back to say he did not threaten the AGC, and did not intend to do so. In this matter, the tribunal agreed with Mr Chia. It said: 'Insofar as there is some ambiguity in the language in the Respondent's letter, we give the Respondent the benefit of the doubt.

'In these circumstances, we find that the first charge has not been made out.'

The second charge that was dismissed involved a case Mr Chia was on in 2009. In that case involving a blogger who posted an article online about Molotov cocktails, Mr Chia had blogged about the case - while it was ongoing.

The report said, however, that this did not amount to misconduct.

The charges that Mr Chia has been found guilty of warrant a fine - but not more. His case could have been referred by the tribunal to the Court of Three Judges, which would have the power to disbar him from the practice of law.

The tribunal, however, found that there was 'no cause of sufficient gravity' for that. It noted, however, that in addition to the fine, Mr Chia must pay the Law Society $3,000 in costs.

All cases of misconduct by lawyers fall under the Legal Profession Act. Prior to Mr Chia's cases appearing before the disciplinary tribunal - which is convened by the Chief Justice to investigate complaints about lawyers' conduct - they were also reviewed by two other independent committees, which are not part of the Law Society.

Mr Chia told The Straits Times last night that he would approach the Law Society on the penalty and cost.

Asked to comment on the penalty, a society spokesman said it was unable to do so as confidentiality in such disciplinary matters was required under the Legal Profession Act.

zengyan@sph.com.sg

the sad consequence of the dreadful longkang prophesy for chiasai had finally been fulfilled.

chiasai was always in the news for the wrong reasons. worst, he thought those were the patriotic and chilvarious deeds instead of the detrimental.

would he ever learn?

time would tell but probably being a stubborn, arrogant and rash lawyer, i doubt he would learn his lesson. he could aggravate into a more bitter person like master chee and bear more hurtful consequences.

if only he would just humble himself so that his angry heart was calmer and realised the follies that he directly or unwittingly involved himself foolishly in.

in love, he failed. he defaulted and his wifey left him. he mixed up with a fishmonger's wife, got bashed up and whether after being the unofficial CONDOM HEROES in the martial art fraternity ended happily ever after. that was still a real mystery. they were seldom seen together ranting in public with the sdppies. lamui now did it alone. chiasai wasn't seen close or present with her.

dark clouds were now looming over chia sai. he faced the prospect of losing his si ye or law adviser license to practise.

whether such consequences was deserving to a young and new si ye was anyone's guesses?

did the leegime bring this suffering to chia sai or did he sow and reao the retribulation himself? your guess is as good as mine :(