christopher lee: ah ma, how cum u so rich and possess this sutra of the MERCILESS KUAN KEW?
Ah ma: huh?? simi sudah sudah?? li kong simi??
CL: aiyo!! ah ma, dun grab my balls!! u ve mastered the skill from this merciless sutra huh? aiyo!! pain...pain!!!
ah ma: oh! so that's the deadly kungfu of balls grabbing from the sudah! i din know leh. can i try grabbing ur balls again? u like loving it hor.
CL: i m enlightened now, ah ma...by your devastating balls grabbing skill!! no wonder balls-carriers of the merciless KUAN YEW ascend in their positions very fast!
mei mei: wow! so powderful one!! i must get this sutra of the merciless kuan yew and learn how to grab christopher by his balls too!
ah ma: carry his balls, he gives us home....
ah ma: don't carry, everyone gets screwed by KY....
ah ma: KUAN YEW is our saviour. everyone cannot live by a day without being screwed by his KY!! hallelujah! i m now enlightened by the sudah of merciless KY!!
christopher lee from mediacorpse was suppose to be wayanging to praise and apple-polish the GOD OF MERCILESS KUAN YEW who was the grand overlord of peesailand. diligently, an nondescript old granny was selected for the supportive role for this wayang in national tv.
old granny was all praises. she didn't even need a script. she just blasted on and on heaping praises upon praises for merciless god KUAN YEW. surprisingly, poor the old granny could be and probably an illiterate, she however possessed the powderful sutra for chanting MERCILESS KUAN YEW. don't ask. i can decipher how in the hell she could own this powderful yet very expensive rare sutra of the MERCILESS KUAN YEW. still scratching head....and soon would be scratching balls.
and so she continued...blah...blah...blah on the goodness of the almighty god of merciless KUAN YEW. ignorant to her, many old folks might soon face the stark future of not having enough youngster to look after them. KUAN YEW being the merciless had in one of his sutras forced many to be sterilised. yep! vasectomised. cutchap! chop, chop!!
his sutra of STOP AT 2 was a terribly evil success of the unmerciful that peesailand now laced new blood to replenish itself. peesailand was just a small litter red dot hardly even visible in the atlas without any natural resources. its only resources was the peasants who thrived the land.
with KUAN YEW'S powderful sutra of STOP AT 2, peasants now depleted themselves in reproducing new blood. and the land suffered in negative population growth.
for wayang old granny, she could consider herself lucky (even though it was a mocked up to con the nation), future old folks may not have the luxury of a younger peasants to look after them.
give it another 10 or 15 yrs down the road, the bad karma would unmercilessly haunt the land which should now be filled with old and very old debilitated peasants of peesailand.
