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"Alternatively, please call Ms Chee Siok Chin (9451-1459) or Ms Jaslyn Go (9239-3133)."
- the message on the peasants' public noticeboard read.
one is YAT SAI MMMH KAO - whole life's not enough.
the other SEX ONE SEX SEX - no further explanation. clear enough
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the bulldog-faced chin chin and mistress fishmonger troll had now combined their skill. together they were trying to master the ULTIIMATUM FLIRT&DESTROY SUPREMO level.
they hinted their personal code numbers to the martial arts world. if u combine those numbers, their combination codes should read:
YAT SAI MMMH KAO SEX ONE SEX SEX or in simple RA engrish: WHOLE LIFE NOT ENOUGH SEX WANT SEX SEX!!
both were laukuaybu category and the worst inferior specimen - the airport runway type of FLAT. if only our wu-lin lkb sexpert, marjojohn was around, he could have easily shoved it in and shut both the noisy laukuaybuS up and turned them into fluffy little chicks.
chin chin after biting uncleyap during the deadly kangaroohill duel had indeed bitten deep. she had crushed kungfu expert UY's fragile crystal heart. la mui on the other hand could be facing another emotional crisis. news had it that she was living elusively in a secret cave in FABER HILL with chia sai. it would be a matter of time before greenhat chilvarious swordsman, la ge seeked them out and bashed the daylight out of chia sai again. la ge, la mui...we should know the relationship between them. both were from LALA LAND. they were the original most envied couple until the intrusion of chia sai. AND don't we dare left out the la teletubbies, progenies of the la couple.
affairs of the hearts reeling now? maybe. could be....MUST BE!!!
just when we thought chin chin could have fallen for chia sai and was causing tension to the already very sordid illicit CONDOM HERO LOVERS, thing twisted and turned drastically unexpected. it was lamui who had a crush. no, no, it was another gaylord or turdynerd or even master chee. her crush now was on chin chin!! yep! the bulldog faced sister of master chee!
now, the story was getting to be more exciting. the lesbo love affair of wu-lin. they had to do it. they wanted to master the ULTIMATUM FLIRT&DESTROY SUPREMO skill.
initially, it was thought that lamui was sucking up to huang mei, the wifey of master guo chee. seem that huang mei's popcorn didn't pop any orgasmic button in lamui. it was chin chin's bulldog bite that stimulated her. chin chin bit uncleyap but secretly it sent tremours down lamui's secret crevices into a torrential of wet orgasms!
oh mama!! that started another unison and combination of F&D kungfu mastery: THE ULTIMATUM FLIRT&DESTROY SUPREMO!!
peasants had better beware, aware and alerted. this UF&DS hit their pockets best. if u do not moni moni cum, it would hit u lower and then u know what would be the end most devastating hurtful result. yes! SUPREMO cum!! and too many SUPREMO cums and u would be devastatingly and permanently maimed. ED-ed! ...for the rest of ur miserable peasant's life!!
how now? how...and bow-wow-wow?!!
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