Sunday, March 29, 2009

PERILS everywhere in the martial arts world of politics

"we need good men....men with sincerity, integrity and honesty to serve fellow peasants...."

these words were so resounding loud. the martial arts world was full of perils, deceit, plots and nasty evil schemes. many especially from the sdp clan where master chee ruled were simply full of craps!

from their craps, they could easily painted it into CRABS. steamed crabs, chilli crabs, buttered crabs....whatever type of cheesy, sleazy and greasy craps u could think off, they could easily cook it up as CRABS!!

crabs are by nature very unreasonable and must have the right of way. maybe that explain why it walks sideway instead of walking straight. with crabs from sdp that spew and cook CRAPS, it was delicacies for many hare-brained peasants who loved indulging in crabs and craps but couldn't discern which was which. they relished craps as crabs and paid dearly for it.

just wondering how many were being crapped off their crabs?? how many really donated to SDP for all their chilli CRAPS? and please do not forget the mantou SDP clan would throw in. sponging them into the chilli crappy gravy might result in a full throw-out later.

when there are crabs, sri lankan, indian or indonesian....u bet there would be more CRAPS delicacies dished out by master chee.

and for today CRAPS MENU... CHEESY CRAPS IN FINE STRANDS NOODLES. long long noodles that leave u slurping and slurping without ends and soon running out of breathe! that would be another dish SDP would be billing u later. get your visas or other credit cards ready. they would accept anything - copper shillings or broken taels, rupiahs, bahts or dongs are also included.

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