Saturday, January 31, 2009

INTERNAL AFFAIRS OF FATTIE JOHN

after failing to regain his valuable rice bowl back from his ang mo seniors and sifus, fattie john resorted to calling external reinforcement. chia sai and chin chin, bull-dogged face sis of master chee decided to lend him a hand.

along with many others chee's disciples, they stormed into JCU or Jerk Cum Unlimited to pacify with Ahderson to take back fattie john. ahderson was startled with a jerk cumming from such an unannouced big groups of peasants. he was after all one of the ang mo lau kau (red haired monkey) and seeing such a big group of angry intimidating bunch of peasants was jerking the shits or rather the cum out of him.

ang mor lau kau also needed face badly. such rash antics obviously won't be tolerated. if ahderson gave in, it would mean that he was too soft to handle them. he did try to be friendlier but those angry faces.....it was better he prepared himself into attack mode.

single-handedly, with his ang mo lau kau's special skills of "monkey fists plucking peaches". he defeated the gregarious and boisterous visitors.

the whole group left with sore deflated egos and many swollen "peaches" to attend to.
it was really weird. there were so many different schools of martial art. didn't fattie john try to get himself re-instate in one instead?

JCU or JERK CUM UNLIMITED had already made up their mind to jerk fattie off and there wasn't any way that they would be welcuming him back.

why such simple fact couldn't be sunk into fattie's blain? if like that, other martial schools now also scared of fattie john. didn't they think of adversed consequences for every of their erratic kungfu stance.

alamak!! like using all the wrong stances to hantam themselves rather than seriously injuring any adversaries. what a bunch of clowns!

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