Saturday, January 31, 2009

bionic heart oldman

OLDMAN HAD BIONIC HEART!!

After the terrible due with master chee and sis, chin chin in kangaroo court, the chees were devastated with grievous internal injuries. however, pinky and father oldman weren't spared. pinky now looked brownied and haggard. oldman's heart nearly exploded from holding bad those anger and humiliation blows from the chees.

the official SHITTING TIMES had reported that the oldman had opted for a bionic heart called the pacemaker. he was a strong bugger. after hiring the best court physicians, the gadget was installed inside him. the next day, he was off to chit chat with CLINTON - the master of BJ, ex-ruler of the USA. they should be having nice dimsum in HK now.

it was worrisome to pinky and anticipating to peasants of PEESAILAND. how could the oldman from the LEEGIME still had to be so occupied with so many court socialising. what happen to his lackeys of 82 minitoot minsters and minitoot people?

pacemaker is operated by battery. when would it expire?

Minister Mentor Lee has minor surgery
Posted: 30 November 2008 1506 hrs

SINGAPORE: Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew had a minor surgery to implant a cardiac pacemaker on Saturday.

A statement from the Prime Minister's Office says the surgery was performed because Mr Lee had been experiencing symptoms of cardiac arrhythmia (that is irregular heart rhythm), which showed up with his atrial flutter on 14 September.

Mr Lee is recovering from the surgery and is expected to be discharged from the hospital on Monday, said the statement.

His doctors have agreed to and will accompany him on his trip to Hong Kong from 1-3 December to have a dialogue session with former US President Bill Clinton at his Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) Asia Meeting.

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