Monday, February 2, 2009

honglim hill - another wu lin meet from NSP

another martial arts meeting tomorrow at honglim hill. this time it's from the illusive NSP clan. grandmaster goh wouldn't be there due to his intense practice behind closed doors another deadly lost kungfu skill, the deadly GO HUAT PALM. it's a midas' touch lost skill that turns anything into gold and it would be appropriate just in time for "huat" cai for the coming cny.

be there for their important wu lin message. it would be inspirational for those who are down but not out. hopefully it would also boost those who are out but not dead yet

unlike master chee's kungfu manual, u learn from it, u might go berserk! it causes inflow and bad flow of the qi turning many into quite obssessed zombied clowns.

NSP's own brand of kungfu is like the subtle tai chi. it fine tunes your qi and definitely aids your mental health and overall wellness.

so go and support NSP clan which is more subtle, rational in thinking and more in tuned with peasants' emotion. i wonder they serve tuna sandwiches. many peasants need more food for the brains. tuna improves the quality of our blain juices by the way.
Dear Editors
The National Solidarity Party cordially invites you and your news team to attand our first major political outreach of the year at the following venue:

DATE/TIME: Friday, 23 January 2009 @ 6.30-8.30PM
VENUE: The Speakers Corner
REFRESHMENT: Packaged drinks & Sandwiches
SPEAKERS: Most of the CEC members, including the President & the Sec-Gen, and a few non-members
TOPICS: NSP's impression of the 2009 Budget & Suggestions for the improvement of political space in Singapore

Your esteem presence would be most appreciated. Thank you.

Yours sincerely

Ken Sun
Secretary General
National Solidarity Party

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