Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WONDER WOMAN, WONDER AUNTIE

stays left and exit auntie jinx

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yibeedee, yibeedee..... that's NOT all folks!!

auntie is taking a quick break. she is probably going into recluse to master her own deadly strokes. she definitely would be back into the pugilistic scene sooner than peasants forget all these money lossing gambles that she foolishly indulges in. it would be a clean white slate when auntie appears again. this time it would be WONDER AUNTIE!!

her immediate job would be to relinquish her position as chiefy of tamasick - the money making or rather losing machine of peesailand. by then, tamasick should be really very sick and laden with dubious losses which ang mo would be too blur to learn how to hush up.

stays right and enters WONDER AUNTIE! one flip of her pinky finger, ang mo becomes history...but a very rich history of millions specially paid to bear the brunt of earlier years of chronic sickness and misdoings in tamasick.

who cares for namesake when there are millions burst in one's pocket...right or not? it's would be worth to bear the $in$ (sins) of tamasick and vanish into oblivion living as a rich millionaire somewhere sun-tanning in the idyllic sunny island of tropical BAHAMAS - tax free haven some more .

as for WONDER AUNTIE, it would be a sensational hit in peesailand. she would surely be the heroine who saves the day from outsider ang mo! HAIL THE FAMILLEE!! HAIL THE LEEGIME!! she shall be adorned with the accusation deflecting golden bracelets and her "must always lie" magic golden lasso shall definitely be the most convincing. she's WONDER AUNTIE not for nothing so dun pray pray and mess with her or die pain pain!

all the mystery of the missing zeroes that have vanished along with that ang mo wold be solved: THE ANG MO DID IT!! HE'S THE CULPRIT AND THE CAUSE OF THE MISSING $$$!!. just like his name, it's GOODYEAR to us once more...and more good years to come!!

WONDER AUNTIE finally rules. her over-stretched and over-stressed drone, pinky could at last take a back seat and a breather while she steers peesailand into the oblivion of a dazzling sunset which would blind more peasants than one can imagine!

yibeedee, yibeedee....er...thats ALL folks!!......i think so

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