to understand this drama, we all must teleport back to the retro canto-kungfu martial arts world. it was a black and white era in RTS, radio television of singapore or the great-grandfather era of mediacorpse.
with a jump and a wheesh! pugilists were teleported to another location faster than any modern transport modes. it amazed many kampong kids and adults alike. (that was why suan kus or the local version of hillbillies were the norm in that period).
ah....life was simple then. much happier than now. poorer but definitely happier and more relaxed.
wheesh!! JJ popped into his sgpolitic blog. furiously he was slamming away on his mean keyboard pausing momentarily to prop up his thick nerdy lens. DONE!! one good article that hatam WP clan and hopefully stimulated others to do the same.
a hop and wheesh!! he TELEPORTED himself to wayangparty site. a quick click and presto!! another similar article was up before u could say SHIT! zoom...jump and wheesh!! JJ was now TELEPORTED into ENQUIRER. then off he went again, this time teleported to sammyboy kopitiam - the real one and all its pirated franchises like VICTORSUN and the likes.
hmm...after a quick copy & paste, wheesh! he was back to SDP site. wham! bam and 'cuse me, ma'am!! he was in LAMUI's site which he specially created for her. next stop, RP site and wow-wow-wee....ALL JJ'S posting!! my god!! JJ was really fast!
almost all teleporting destination covered, it was time for some nonsense. a speed turn and kapow!! JJ splitted into multiple clones. you all should notice and know who by now.
oh, that poster appeared like the blurgoon leetahsar - ATTACK!! zap! a flaming post up in lesser than 1 minute. that one definitely my arch enemy, must zap him. click! another suspect got arrowed. this would continue and that's why we are seeing it happening here
zap here, whack there...bazooka there, nuke him good here. all the prime suspects JJ detested were grilled, flamed, toasted and bbq to crisp.
now calls for drastic measures: set up defaming blogs for people like saikongseng and li'l brother leetahsar. he almost attacked lockefella but pulled back cos he hadn't sized up his prowess.
with a wonderwoman spin, kapow!! JJ was now MICHELLEQUEK! off he went even advising desperado housewfie how to handle mad jealous hubby attacking secret lawyer lover. divorce...divorce...divorce!! chuck the teletubbies. elope...elope...elope!!....ram off in your black sexmobile!!
after all that had been accomplished, he was greatly satisfied. proud of himself, wheesh! spin and kapow!! he was back to JJ, the turdy nerdy self. a monk-like image presented to all. if u were to pay attention, u may also notice his glowing "halo".
so how many had been unknowingly been sabo-ed by the cunning shapeshifter JJ?
standby for special appearances of the clones....if u still dunno, then serve u right to be tekan by him
poor li'l brother leetahsar....he still dunno and still as blur. serve him right isn't it?
important note: as soon as that posting was out, there was this email:
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strange. co-incidental....virus baggage?
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