Monday, February 2, 2009

black & white ghouls of the 7th month

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master chee after his terrible defeat from the martial arts duel in kangaroo hill had now resorted to the black art. secretly, he had trained 2 of his disciples meticulously handpicked from the 18 TBT clowns of the CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY STROKES fame.

in his desperation, he needed to call forth the supernatural black forces to aid his MARTIAL WORLD DOMINATION GREAT PLAN. seelan kui and hiong kai kai were chosen. they now formed the dark duo forces of BLACK & WHITE GHOULS. seelan kui is the BLACK GHOUL while hiong kai kai the WHITE one.

this pair were suppose to be showcased during the 7th mth getai when master chee planned to dominate this scene. if u can't beat them by psycho-ing, maybe u can win them over by singing, guitar strumming with a couple of butts humping and orgasmic pelvic thrusts ala carte elvis the pelvis

their weapon of destruction was a banner that acted as their talisman and chanting evil sutras to connive, confuse and con the peasants to join in their dark forces. to execute this perfectly, they would have to fuse into one firmly linked by the talisman banner. using their newly acquired telepathy skill bestowed by master chee, their TIT, TELEPATHIC INFO TRANSMISSION, was initiated. goggy lame hare-brained peasants would be affected and gathered around them swaying in tandem to their hypnotic evil sutra chanting....SDP RULES, SDP'S GOOD...SDP RULES, SDP'S GOOD....

however, unknown to them kangaroo hill which was nearby to the location they were testing their dark ghoulish skill had received such black evil aura in their radar. men in blue were quickly deployed to diffuse their black hypnotic clutches on lame hare-brained peasants.

SDP RULES, SDP'S GOOD....SDP RULES, SDP'S GOOD....

sorry lah! no effect to the blue matas. their talisman banner was removed, the ghoulish black & white duo were rendered powerless. to make sure they stayed that way, they were given each a pair of shiny bracelets which by the way also put them into a daze....they were blurred, confused at what was happening. it seemed that the bracelets had also broken the spell master chee secretly casted over them without their knowledge.

off they were packed into the blue mata chariots which zoomed off to kangaroo hill jail.

it's only JANUARY 2009. it seem that master chee could be planning for more insiduous attacks and wicked mischiefs at the LEEgime.

stay tuned for more......

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