a 10 level summary from his deadly kungfu which he penned for sale.
level
1 - kungfu of claiming for inflated taxi fare in broad daylight. usually less than $10 per trip but added up alot per year
2 - kungfu for licking stamps usually less than $1. again added up alot per year
3. kungfu of sneaking audio devices to tape conversation. there was one from the duel in kangaroo hill which haven't been officially exposed yet to the pugilistic world.
4. kungfu of conning, half truths and lies
5. kungfu of pyschoing and brainwashing of weak lame hare-blain peasants
6. kungfu of the zither (guitar) or other string instruments to debase original songs insulting the creator of the lyrics.
7. kungfu of harrassing peasants who helplessly paid him off so that they could eat their meals in peace.
8. kungfu of telephatic info transmission , his special TIT psychic skill using internet and spiked with own admiring and adoring comments
9. kungfu of living better off than average peasants when seriously bankrupted
10. kungfu of transferring the CRAZY DRAGON DEADLY 18 STROKES to 18 handpicked disciples clowns.
anyone desperado and cheapskate should buy his secret kungfu manual: HOW TO CHEET A NATION.
so get cheeted or be cheated!
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