Tale of the condom hero lovers

it's definitely very obvious the clones would love to read the story of THE CONDOM HERO LOVERS. xiao long nu now should be a lau long nu or laukuaybu. as for the other CONDOM HERO, he should be quite bloated cos excessive laukuaybu's tonic is DEFINITELY NOT the best!

this story is rather complicated. not only their pugilistic skills in the martial arts world but also their different stances in the bedroom scene. it's CONDOM and not CONDOR HEROES mind u there is no mistake in the spelling.

there are twists and turns and on and off pinches of kamasutras. the bitchiness, the act cute and the play matbodoh antics all rolled into one. the deployment of deadly stances executed with such finess that foes were badly injured without even knowing what hit them. lots of thrills, many missed strokes and helluva "magical mazes" that distracts, deludes and deceives......in the end, it's all boiled down to fame, fortune and power. there is nothing reserved for peasants who are more likely being exploited as milking cash cows.

the original CONDOR HEROES rode a CONDOR. the local martial arts world of politics CONDOM HEROES rode a mean black sexmobile. see the different between CONDOM N CONDOR now?



it all started in the WP CLAN......

chiefy low as usual was chosen to be the SUPREME COMMANDER of WP CLAN. he was aided by his sidekick, martial arts expert laukuaybu saliva. it was that time of the year where every puglistic clans pitted against each other to win provinces which they could rule over.

peesailand though small it could be was divided into 82 provinces. the famiLEE of lau beh see and his son, pinky lee ruled 80. one of the other 2 was overlord by SDA clan under chiam see tong who looked like quite beh tong (couldn't last) soon. the other was sturdily dominated for over 20yrs by chiefy low.

as chiefy low was also aging, he needed new blood and a protege to continue his dominance. entered chia sai into the scene. it was rumoured that saikongseng was the one who introduced and brought chia sai into wp clan.

meanwhile, lamui was already slithering within wp clan doing most of the cbl or cho bo lan menial tasks as a maid. what was her purpose there....nobody really knew then. she got "friend" who held high position within the clan.

soon it was the grand competition day - the GE. every representatives pitted their oratorial skills to win peasants' supports. it was like a wrestling match. there was single contestants and group buddies fighters of tagged teams.

chia sai was place in the single contestant category while saikongseng was with the hot favorite team headed by hotter laukuaybu saliva who was a formidable martial arts exponent. although they lost eventually, the tag team of saliva/saikongseng got the biggest margin among the wp fighters. hence, saliva was given a "state of art" title called the NMP post or in actual meaning - Not Much Power title.

after the losses, chiefy low took stock of the event. chia sai being a very egoistic proud heelo decided to quit the clan an went back to concentrate his si ya or legal job. saikongseng also quitted cos he was quite pissed about restricted freedom within wp clan. lamui, however remained slithering with her cbl chores.

by a twist of fate, lamui met chia sai who was introduced by her influential wp pal. (this pal had turned foe by now cos lamui had some discords with her pal's hubby. that is another complicated story....) lamui needed legal aid for her hubby la guo ge. chia sai was the nearest aid she could reach or rather the cheapest rate in town then.

the liasion of these two ignited an uncanny illicit love affair. hence the beginning of the CONDOM HERO lovers affair. chia sai's wife, chia chwee had long suspected that something fishy was hush-hush going on. she was quite helpless to do anything cos virtue was no match for FLIRT&DESTROY skill. in the end, she obliged and went into oblivion fulfiling the destiny of the CONDOM HERO LOVERS' wishes.

la guo ge was initially ignorance about the fishy business. however, suay suay one day, he picked the TIT (Telephatic Info Transfer) signals from lamui's almighty weapon - the PDA, which was intended for chia sai. la guo ge's TAC (telephatic absorbing capabiiiity) went berserkly haywired!!

it was showtime at chia sai's hideout. blows were exchanged. poor chia sai was at the receiving ends with la guo ge's martial skill of IRON PALM blows. finally the mata in blue appeared and broke up the fight. it was an unexplained fact both heelos weren't arrested or charged. presumably, it was settled privately.

in the end, lamui chose to desert la guo ge and her 2 "tou you pin" (burdening kids) to sail into the sunset with chia sai. henceforth, they were known as the CONDOM HERO LOVER.

why CONDOM u may ask? the clue could be found in the menancing black sexmobile. follow its track and all would be answered.

the saga continues.......HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!