TBT goes to Bukit Panjang
Sunday, 18 January 2009
The first Tak Boleh Tahan campaign for 2009 kicked off in earnest today as SDP members and activists went to two constituencies -- Bukit Panjang and Toa Payoh -- to spread the message of the future of our economy under the PAP Government.
The activists fanned out into the kopitiams and wet markets distributing a four-page coloured flyer packed with information and illustrations.
2009 is really happening to master chee who thought he has fined tuned his CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY STROKES. as they boasted in their logbook about how many peasants were cheering for them. actually the peasants were laughing so "cheering" was appropriate although jeering and sneering might also be heard in the same sonal effect.
at BT PANJANG, some master chee disciples were deployed for personal close contact with peasants. they lim kopi with them. shit!! if it was free kopi, of course some peasants would volunteer to drink with them. they initiated their TIT, TELAPATHIC INFO TRANSMISSION without delay. the kopi was fragrant indeed. could it be duped with FLIRT&DESTROY spell? hmm...dun think so. peasants enjoyed their foc cuppa and listen to their leetahsar's style of storytelling.
it did seem to be a very positive response. peasants' TAC , TELEPATHIC ASBORBING CAPACITY seemed to give an impression they were listening attentively. what master chee didn't anticipate was: peasants had also learned how to wayang. sdppies had indirectly taught them. peasants' TAC for sdppies' TIT was a wayang for free kopi. what a joke and self consolation by master chee!!
after a self satisfied TIT for TAC, the entire clan mounted their chariot called bus and headed to TOA PAYOH - the place where sdppies sold master chee's secret kungfu manuals, memorabilias, nics & nacs and where lamui in her skimpish lingerie attire was shooting F&D winks at horny old uncles.
peasants weren't told that they didn't pay any rental. it was free. well, to them that was leegal entirely. one thing they forgot: they didn't thank the town council for allowing to do it free!
it was free sample distribution about what to expect from master chee's deadly kungfu manuals. of course, that would boost his sales. they needed money....lots of it!
if some peasants responded to them, u bet it would be logged into their diary. it was penned in such a way that "tremendous" positive response to their personal close up by the 18 disciples of the CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY STROKES. of course, it was heavily spiced with another skill of FLIRT&DESTROY. if there was no flesh, u get to peek at some bones, it would thrill the uncles there. and which aunties wouldn't love to pinch the chubby cheeks of JJ. chia sai was even more powderful now. he now came in "one armed swordsman" and winking those doleful sorry eyes had mesmerised the whole range of a different species of pinkies there.
the response the disciples had in their minds wasn't anything like the kind of response the peasants had in theirs. anyway, it was always so-so mediocre inflated to be exaggerately overwhelming. it had become habitual that peasants had learned to listen ok and ok listened already....i.e, one ear in, the other ear out.
who actually really cared? search me!!
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