Wednesday, December 9, 2009

grandmaster chiam and his 25th anniversary makan

grandmaster chiam the leeder of SPP, Shiok Peasants Party clan and grand ruler of unified opp clans SDA or Shioker Democratic Alliance would be hosting a dinner party for all opp clans, well-wishers and supporters.

SDA was a combined opp forces. beside the major opp clan like WP or RP, minions opp clans joined hands, joined heads and joined whatever to unite into one against the LEEgime which was the ultimate ruler of peesailand.

SDP on the other hand being one of the minion opp clan was left out. they persistently claimed about "invisible" increased supports and were just too proud to join.

25 yrs had passed. grandmaster chiam after being unceremoniously ousted by his ex-protege chee ah juan from his original SDP clan had proven that he wasn't a weakling force to be reckoned with or one to be shoved about. chiam had proven his formidable kungfu and capture POTONG PANGSAI ruling over that province for 25 yrs!

what did master chee accomplish all these years? it was frequent checking in and out of queenstown resort or changi holiday chalet. chee was thrilled as he was invited to. he was exhilarated to be able to use this rare opportunity to survey and recce POTONG PANGAI. he might even deploy sdppies agents to infiltrate and check for weakness in SPP CLAN.

their latest activity now seem to be taking great pleasure to slime peesailand. master chee was trying hard to instigate the USA overlord obamamak to sanction peesailand. other than that, he was now thoroughly occupied in USA radio talkshows sliming more SAI (shits) at peesailand. pesants were just too helpless about the extra SAI being thrown at them by their own peesailander master chee.

after the recent RP's lst anniversary dinner, lamui was winking ferociously at KJ. she even buzzed him: "SDP clan is sending 25 sdppies to support RP CLAN, KJ....." followed by, "i m mesmerised by you, why donch u buzz me back asap....."

KJ could have fallen as a F&D victim but unfortunately mrs kj didn't run away with the lawyer who co-incidentally happened to be KJ's lawyer brother.

FLIRT&DESTROY failed miserably. it was PLAN B activated. the nerd JJ was deployed and seconded as RP CLAN's newest disciple. lo and behold! JJ after infiltrated RP CLAN found his long lost father ah teck. the 2 ngs then plotted to overthrow master KJ. before they could do much damage, their hideous scheme was discovered and both father and son absconded RP taking refuge back in SDP CLAN.

soon it was going to be the SPP's grand 25 anniversary celebration for victory over POTONG PANGSAI. would SDP do another deja vu just like RP? would grandmaster chiam be sabo-ed again by master chee and lost SPP like he lost his original SDP to chee? which sdppies would be deployed to become SPP discipes? would there be more F&D eyes winking? would JJ fall in luv with grandmaster chiam's only daughter? perhaps a cassonova strategy using the geylang cheongster JJ as the lead romeo?

stay tuned for the twist and turn of events from the wildest imagination u could think of!

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