Monday, May 4, 2009

father & son martial arts team

JJ successfully infiltrated into RP CLAN as a "secret weapon" deployed by master chee to spot check n report about RP's internal activities. a bonus to JJ was he found his long lost father ng ah teck.

the new RP boss, ken was skeptical about the presence of JJ in his clan. there were just too many rumours about the notorious nerd in the martial arts world of politics. the main one was JJ was one of the favorite disciples of master chee of SDP clan. all of a sudden he bewildered everyone by becoming a RP newcomer.

what had happened between he, the nefarious F4 and SDppies was all shrouded in uneasy silence. in RP's noticeboard - RP FACEBOOK, there were brief exchanges between JJ n ken. suddenly, lamui couldn't tahan her itchiness and joined in the fray. of course, she was instrumental and could be deployed again by SDP to try her deadly F&D skill on RP boss, ken. (ng ah teck had fallen into her F&D grasp unfortunately.)

however, her ploy of hidden motive failed again terribly. it only confirmed that JJ's unexpected presence in RP was sowing more doubts and discords and the nerd refused to clarify.

ng ah teck, JJ's aiya father was overly protective of his long lost son. he wanted him in the CEC circle of influential disciples who could call the shots. of course this group of dominant disciples rejected JJ's inclusion. maybe ah teck had planned for JJ's succession after him. he was after all the co-founder and half a chiefy of RP. that was PLAN A: THE ASCENT OF THE NERD.

there was some strange red indian dancing session in RP called the POW WOW WOW. outrageously. this sounded like SDP's rabid pariah barking of HOW, HOW AND BOW WOW WOW. again, lamui was present and doing her famous skeletal rattling dance. at the same time, she brought in some SDPPIES to mingle and check out the latest happening in RP among the RP disciples. yes lah, what else? F&D was sown. so obvious.

pretty strange, isn't it? SDP dancing RP red indian POW WOW WOW...... it did give an impression that SDP had deep alliance with RP. could it be that SDP was trying to indirectly tell the LEEgime that RP was a close "associate" with them which mean if there would to be a greater public upheavaling next time, it would be a bigger and wilder bunch!

well, in the end after much queries and lack of clarifications, JJ's PLAN B was set in motion: IF U CAN'T GET THEIR TRUST, THEN GET THEIR MEN OVER.

unfortunately what PLAN A didn't succeed, PLAN B was executed brilliantly!! to ng ah teck long lost blood is always thicker than longer flowing water. he chose to leave with his longlost aiya son JJ. along with him, another 3 vital disciples also quit RP.

JJ with 4 marvellous catch from RP returned to SDP and were greatly praised, rewarded and kissed left, right and center by master chee.

PLAN C: ng ah teck might be forming another clan with JJ and 3 others ex-RP disciples as the asst chiefy. they refrained from joining SDP cos that would be so obviously and enhance the stinky bad name to the clan. as a gesture that they would be working closely with master chee, the new clan would be named PDS using the same S D P letters to denote. what does PDS stand for?
hmmm..... PEOPLE DOING SHITS which was quite similar to SDP, SHITS DOING PEOPLE.

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