Thursday, April 9, 2009

tonic snake soup, anyone?

while laukuaybu's tonic is still the best, tonic snake soup could be too overwhelming for some! it may cause bleeding of the 7 orifices and if u add the other 2 lower south, that makes 9 orifices!!

let's talk business.

the presence of JJ in RP clan. is he an asset or liability? many thought he was with SDP, a vital element in the nefarious F4. what could ve happened that make him jump ship from SDP into RP? finally see the discords sown or up to something more sinister - like usurping RP's throne later when SDP has caused its own demise by chee?

a standby refugee hideout later for the migration of sdppies, cheenies and of course F4 and their clones over when SDP finally has to close shop?

political upheavling in the pipeline??

tonic soup brewing in RP's pot

strange. very strange indeed!! what happen to EDMOND? the fattie who was in charge of RP after JBJ's demise?

did the inclusion of JJ force EDMOND out of the seat? by the way, there are many JJ's flaming threads now so could EDMOND be.......?

what's the inside story?? more upheavals in the local martial arts political scene?

wow! this is getting to be very interesting.

JBJ jr and PINKY are at par with each other both scoring a double degree from the CAMBRIDGE - the reputable famous school of superior kungfu skills.

some are skeptical about the sudden appearance of JBJ jr and insinuated that the downturn of world economies could have compelled him to plan for a back door.

hence, taking over his late father's kungfu clan and make a name in the local martial arts politic seem more prudent.

whatever it is, wu-lin henceforth would definitely be more colorful and interesting. the days of the LEEgime might be closer and over soon.

return of the prodigious son

just when doom and gloom hang over martial arts in local politic scene, a spark of light appears....... JBJ jr returns to dominate RP clan. it was a suprising revelation from the SHITTYTIMES report today. JJ has jumped ship. he's now in RP clan instead of SDP. fallout with the F4?? any insider's news?

JBJ's son Kenneth joins Reform Party

Opposition party member open to contesting next GE

By Kor Kian Beng & Jeremy Au Yong


Mr Jeyaretnam, a fund manager, sees a need for a 'real economist' on the political scene. -- TNP FILE PHOTO


MR KENNETH Jeyaretnam, the elder son of late opposition leader J.B. Jeyaretnam, has joined the opposition ranks and is not ruling out contesting the next general election.

Three weeks ago, he joined the Reform Party, which was set up by his father a few months before he died last September.

The 50-year-old hedge fund manager was co-opted into the party's 13-man central executive committee (CEC) a week later.

Mr Jeyaretnam confirmed to The Straits Times yesterday that he had joined the opposition party. 'The timing was right. My father founded the party, so this is one way to honour him and to continue his legacy,' he said.

The party was set up by the late Mr Jeyaretnam - better known as JBJ - after he was discharged from bankruptcy in 2007. It was registered last July.

But he died of heart failure two months later. He was 82.

There has been speculation on the opposition scene in recent months that the younger Jeyaretnam would be entering the fray. This was in the light of speeches he made at events organised by opposition parties in memory of his father.

Mr Jeyaretnam said he had recently thought about entering politics, after Reform Party CEC member James Teo invited him to join the party. He next met Mr Ng Teck Siong, the party chairman and his father's long-time ally, and made his decision.

Married with a 12-year-old son, Mr Jeyaretnam worked in London's financial sector for several years before he returned with his family to Singapore last April.

His brother Philip, 45, is a Senior Counsel and partner at Rodyk & Davidson, and a former president of the Law Society.

The brothers graduated from Cambridge University with first-class honours degrees in economics and law respectively.

Asked if his brother would join politics too, Mr Jeyaretnam said: 'My brother is his own man. You would have to ask him.'

Mr Philip Jeyaretnam could not be reached for comment.

Mr Ng said the Reform Party plans to tap Mr Jeyaretnam's economics expertise, and might also field him at the next polls.

'As a party, we will try to get the best people to run for elections. Kenneth is a potential candidate,' he said.

Mr Jeyaretnam said he is open to standing as a candidate, and he sees a need for a 'real economist' on the political scene, to raise economic issues.

He added: 'Like the Prime Minister, I also have a double first from Cambridge.'

PM Lee Hsien Loong, 57, earned double first-class honours in mathematics at Cambridge.

Is Mr Jeyaretnam a potential successor to his father's secretary-general post in the Reform Party? 'The CEC will have to decide on that,' Mr Ng replied.

That post has been left vacant since Mr J.B. Jeyaretnam's death. Other vacant posts are those of assistant secretary-general and treasurer, added Mr Ng.

The party has recruited 20 members since October. Among them is Mr Ng E-Jay, 32, a blogger who is doing a doctorate in mathematics at the National University of Singapore.

Political observer Eugene Tan, a law lecturer at Singapore Management University, said Mr Jeyaretnam has given the Reform Party a 'tremendous boost', given his academic achievements, professional background and political pedigree.

Meanwhile, the party that the late Mr Jeyaretnam used to lead, the Workers' Party, has also seen changes in its membership, but in the form of resignations. Four members have quit in the past two weeks.

They include Mr Abdul Salim Harun, 27, and Ms Lee Wai Leng, 30, who were part of the Workers' Party team that lost to PM Lee's team in Ang Mo Kio GRC during the 2006 polls.

The party's organising secretary, Mr Yaw Shin Leong, who led the Ang Mo Kio team, said: 'In all organisations, members come and go. They have contributed to the party. We wish them well.'

is it true that wp's highly skilled disciples had been brain-washed over to join master chee?? more twist and turns waiting to be revealed. what did JJ jump ship - from SDP into RP? is there something's brewing between him and SDP or his nefarious group of the infamous F4? discord sowing taking its toll on themselves now instead??

keep an eye, ear and nose for more happening as the martial arts in local politics twists and turns......

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

the power of a brainwashed mind

more confusion is brewing in the martial arts world of politics.

the famous SBF or SiBeiFuckup kopitiam is now wildly infested incessantly by clones replication from JJ, the master shapeshift of all time. most of their ninja lame clones have been exposed. if they are not annihilated, their revelations have already rendered them quite harmless and hence their withdrawals from the martial arts scene.

however, just when u think that all are quiet, calm and peaceful, another breed of clones were activated. in the SBF's membership vaults lies a bigger horder of clones from sdp ib creation.

master chee has indeed used his pyschic brain-washing skill very well. enhanced by lamui's UFDS or Ultimate FLIRT&DESTROY Supremo, the lovelorn horny JJ is now fully under their mental control. JJ's unique skill of unmatched intensity is the replication and creation of clones.

it gives a false impression about the support of SDP CLAN. ludicrously, it has also misled master chee to think that there is indeed an increase in support for him and his clan. when problems really rise in the real world and need urgent aid, the virtual supports are still there. obviously! it's the diabolical works of the clones fr master shapeshifter JJ. however, in reality master chee was in a way self-deprecating and indirectly embarrassed. in reality, there was none except the few handful of blurcocks and diehards ranting the same lame weak support.

it is a shameful revelation about real "supports" that never is. they exaggerated too much, too often and finally they immerse into their own lies and treachery.

JJ must have been given some stern lecturing from master chee. to aggravate and shame him further, his lovelorn secret obssession lamui must have rubbed more salts into his bruise pride.

JJ is also a scholar and a lecturer in the LEEgime's school of CONFUSIONISM. yep! u got it right! not confuciusnism but CONFUSIONISM. LOL!! his altered ego talent is teaching even more cumfused algebraic dunno-whats of x plus y equals to LOVE. this indirectly answers everyone why and how he is so intensely in LOVE. too much x plus too much y!!

that sadly is also the source of all his miseries. there was prc mei mei and off went most of his meagre savings of gold taels leaving him with broken taels. then came the matland girl who was a teetujia or spider spirit who needed more taels to mend her broken web - i mean, roof of her sick father's matland home. and zapped away, JJ's remaining broaken taels. that left him only with copper shillings.

as broken hearted, lovelorn scholar, he wandered one day into a geylang whorehouse. wah la!! he met a "girl" and immediately took a liking. they ended up in bed, shagged from dusk to dawn. woe was he!! he realised that girl he had just deposited his lovejuices was a he and he was his secretly inl oved army campmate! mama mia!! when the lights was off, any hole made no different to a turdy nerd!

it was a sob story pouring out from his ex-campmate who JJ once was obssessed with too. with more sobs, booboos and hoohoos, the last remaining copper shillings soon departed from our poor scholarly JJ.

in the end, what was left were bills, debts and unpaid credit cards expenses.

now, comes the UFDM from lamui, this nerd is doomed!!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

18TBTs stealing some leegal kungfu


"don't pray pray with me hor. i might be small but i m very powderful!"

after this trial is over, the 18TBTs would be somewhat very well-versed in sg laws. and no matas or civil servants from the LEEgime could touch them again for petty summons like illeegal parking, littering, unlicensed hawking and all the menial frivolous petty crimes. steady and a very poon pee pee to them so do not pray pray with them, ok.

hurray for them!! a very valuable lesson mastered! they would have stolen some shrewd tactic and maybe improve their gift of gab skill. surely they would win over countless arguments in the martial arts world.

maybe if they mastered the extremity of the poison gab called LAN SEE BEH C or YAYAPAPAYA UNTIL CANNOT DIE - the highest form of seriously maiming your opponent by forked tongue. remember the warning from the bible: a 6 inches tongue can kill a 6ft man.

wow!! we better steer clear of the 18 crazy dragon deadly blow for soon they wouldn't even need to execute their injurious chi emitted from their palms. they could just internally injure you by a tiny spittle from their machine-gun loaded gift of gab.

warning: DO NOT PRAY PRAY...and please remember to PAY PAY - donate generously to prevent calamity from befalling on you.

"lai ya lai!! kong hee huat chye!! dui may may gei lai!! ar bo, lim peh du ho lee puah chye!! dun pray pray, hor. ok"

suckuppers & backstabbers

many like to equate "suckuppers" when forummers support paps. they mocked at those who try to expose SDP's nonsense calling them "backstabbers" or worst "pappies doggies".

now think of it this way. what if the same suckupper and backstabber is the same person from SDP? can any of u accept this fact?

just like once, ex-wp member tried to suck up to WP - ths suckuppers. after knowing that their suckupping was to no avail, they quit so now instead of suckupper, they turn backstabbers.

there are many around us. we can even find them in msn. at this window, sucking up to u but at the same time in another window, backstabbing you.

such are the characteristics of the lesser mortals who are trying to present themselves as "higher beings" like standing up for FREE SPEECHES, HUMAN RIGHTS n DEMOCRACY craps.

when they are not exposed, their behaviour was like a chilvarous swordsman. when exposed, they are worst than ruffians. they are nothing but true blue HYPOCRITES who are making use of their faked up image to gather more easily instigated forummers to side with them and propagate untruths that prevail and create messiness and confusion.

be careful. be aware of such shadowy characters. they are here not to improve your life but here to exploit and ruin more lives.

have u met any of this character before? suck up to u as suckupper then stab u behind as backstabber?

Saturday, April 4, 2009

SDP's TIC FOR TAC is so lame!

sdp thought they could do a KEALIDAN anal ibuthim from matland to weaken the ruling party there. they instituted their Telepathic Info Capability thinking that it would twitter with peasants' Telepathic Absorbing Capacity. maybe it did but mostly it didn't. only hare-brained peasants were affected. thank goodness! they weren't too many .....maybe just about 30 or so.

first, it was their website, next it was lamui's FACEBOOK which was a result of her F&D skill that got a nerd to do it for her and now master chee was laying claim that the sdppies were the "first" to TWITTER. what a bunch of twixes!!

when the info minitoot rear ass lui - the one with the no porno claim, threatened to clamp down on TIC FOR TAC, again sdppies were quick to claim credit.

they would stoop at nothing to claim any credits when there were changes or ammendment made. one thing that master chee didn't dare to claim was he dragged many bigger fools and blind followers into a messy big longkang.

master chee must be thinking his ardent followers were mesmerised by his mind-boggling brainwashing skill, the ultimate fool could be master chee himself. one thing for sure, the nefarious F4 who had now infiltrated into his clan was there for their personal benefit. but that would be the case as master chee was putting a good wayang claiming he was also fighting for peasants' benefit....his personal vendetta was disguised into something chilvarous. but the peasants knew and caught glimpses of sheep skin showing wolf fur beneath.