Tuesday, October 26, 2010

how rich become richer in peesailand

ministar of HELL, holy cow in peesailand was indeed a superstar of moneymaker not only for the leegime but more for himself.

one day while counting his silver, gold and platinum taels, he came down with a sudden euphoria. he realised how easy was for him, a penangnite to strike not gold but platinum in peesailand. in his orgasmic happiness, a sudden heart attack striked.

in a zippity zoom, he was wheeled off to the hospital. immediate operation was performed on him. an opened operation by the best locters in peesailand. why locters and not DOCTORS, u ask? well, doctors treat patience - rich or poor and mostly the poor. locters in peesailand treated the rich and the powderful first. they were loaded with platinum taels and hence they got all the priority of the best among the creamy locters.

now the bill was out for the ministar of HELL who was paid in million taels per year to bleed peasants high and dry. his entire medical bills came to only 8 copper shillings!! what?? no kidding?? sadly, that was really it. 8 copper shillings! an average pesant who seeked medical attention had to pay:

1. the locter's rapid cosultation of less than 5 minutes -9.5 copper
2. lab test if any would be another 11 copper. if there were more, then more coppers.
3. pharmacy to get the medicine another charges depending of how many weeks of supply.

here we have the ministar of HELL, the holy cow having only to cough out 8 copper shillings!?? well, it was really daylight robbery. how could it be when he was the ministar of HELL or better preposition: ministar from HELL.

sadly, the peasants who were sick chronically or acutely continue d to bleed in peesailand. they had to cos u got a representative from HELL as the ministar with a million tael to crack his blain just to do that.

Oct 27, 2010
Khaw's bill for bypass: $8
Health minister points out benefits of health insurance schemes
By Fiona Low

Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan doing stretching exercises at a physiotherapy session at the National Heart Centre in June after undergoing bypass surgery the previous month. --ST FILE PHOTO

HEALTH Minister Khaw Boon Wan paid just $8 after recent bypass surgery, and it was because he had signed up for the MediShield scheme and had an additional shield supplement from a private insurance company.

He wrote about the experience in a post on his blog - mohsingapore.blogspot.com - yesterday.

In the post, he likened health insurance schemes, such as MediShield and ElderShield, to umbrellas that help Singaporeans weather rainy days.

According to the minister, reforms in recent years, such as increasing the MediShield payout from 56 per cent to 66 per cent of large hospital bills in 2008, have helped these insurance plans reach out to more in the population.

The number of uninsured young Singaporeans has fallen from 45 per cent in 2007 to 17 per cent last year as a result of school programmes to reach out to the young.

Some 88 per cent of Singaporeans are now protected by MediShield and of these, 58 per cent have topped up with a private shield plan for hospitalisation in Class A wards and private hospitals.

again, remember this in peesailand, they had LOCTERS and not doctors. in peesailand, peasants could only choose to die but could never choose to fall sick. being sick was worst then being dead.

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