The way that the report is written is clearly an attempt to portray me as being evasive about my income. I had told the Zaobao reporter, Ms Yew Lun Tian, clearly that I depended on my books and from time to time, help from my relatives for survival. Because she found it hard to believe that this was sufficient, I told her that we lived simply and frugally……Yet Ms Yew reported it in such a way that I was trying to avoid her answer and had something to hide. What is left unsaid, although clearly implied, is that I may be a stooge of a foreign agent conducting activities against Singapore.”
if i were wearing a red tight undies, of course i keep it private. hey! i wanna win some money in the casino or on the mahjong table. i cannot reveal my specialied magical red undies for everyone to see, can i? if i do, my talisman red undies shall lose all its prowess...and then i might really drop undies and lose it to some horny shrewd laukuaybu eyeing in between my legs.:p
so what is so secretive about master chee's special research? he working on some kind of sinister mind controlling skill. he did mention "his research is about human beings..." why so secretive and evasive like his oversized undies concealed?
my god chee!! his books won accolades and award?? how cum papers didn't leeport? it's something glorious he brought to peesailand. our own harry potter story writer. incheerible!!
so now poor leeport YEW AH LIAN comes along and asks chee...
ah lian: my god chee, how do u live on? what do u live on? when would u be living on??
master chee: ....... ( bo heel. bo chap. bo bak ti!)
ah lian: ok lor, i just leeport what u dun say properly. i put EVASIVE hor.
master chee: ....... (bo heel. bo chap. bo bak ti!)
next the news printed: MASTER CHEE VERY EVASIVE ABOUT HIS INCOME. HIS UNDIES IS INDEED TO BIG FOR THAT LITTLE BUTT OF HIS. his response was BO HEEL, BO CHAP , BO BAK TI!!
and all hell from SDP CLAN breaks loose!!
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