Friday, September 18, 2009

1/2past6 si ya (or legal adviser) in action

chia say: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No
chia sia: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
chia sai: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No
chia sai: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
chia sai: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
chia sai: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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