Sunday, January 23, 2011

lau lee's 10k kungfu manual sold out!

MM Lee: A mythological figure?

lau lee after a brief recluse from the demise of his beloved wifey returned with a fury. his latest deadly kungfu manual was published and priced at 10k taels. it was a sold out!! master chee must be fuming. he realised his CHEET A NATION kungfu manual had realised its prowess: a nation cheeted!

master chee was in turmoil. why couldn't his deadly kungfu manual CHEET A NATION selling at 10 tael, yep! without the K or '000 suffix, wasn't selling and had to be removed from most bookshops. yet lau lee's 10K tael HARDENED TOOT was selling like hot cakes. it was a SOLD OUT! to hit 10k taels, master chee would ve to sell 1000 copies of his CHEET while lau lee would just need 1 HARDENED copy to slam master chee a knockout.

in a delirious irrational confusion, master chee vomitted a fountain of blood. he vomitted another sputtum when the magistrate court convicted him to a humongous fine for his unlicensed public clowning and booked him a long recluse in changi holiday resorts. every probable reasoning didn't seem to compute for the dilemma master chee was facing now.

could it be the leegime's machinery working at overtime and overdrive as the GE was approaching? was it a synchronisation to make sure that master chee was permanently miamed and devastated?

cannot compute....cannot compute...

master chee was spinning into a frantic frenzy! would his SDP CLAN be targeted next for closing down? the big longkang was still there welcoming all the sdppies disciples and zombied followers with its tranquil water with deep under currents.

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