Wednesday, December 8, 2010

wu-lin meet at mt sophia

sigh! another crappy wu-lin orgy meeting. those kungfu jokers were really horny! this time their tryst would be at the holey hill of mt sophia. this was a nice rustic retro place which housed a small cinema called SINEMA (or die your mother si ni ma if pronouced in mandarin).

again, the same old martial arts jokers would be there. again, the same quibbling on the same tired issues till their cows come home with all the cowdungs. would there be a solution? don't think so :(

the kungfu masters such as chee ah juan - the usual man-whore attention seeker would just be there for more limelight robbery. wasn't his clan SDP being marked for demolition? now why didn't he highlight on this? since he was at that, maybe he could let the cat or his pussy out for the establishment of his subsidiary USD where pussy-in-pantyless la mui was residing. and waiting....if u know what i mean ;)

the joker wild card of the wu-lin orgy meet definitely had to go to SF represented by the other half of the ex-CONDOM HEROES chia sai. he would be speaking about his failed deadly kungfu of the crazy dragon deadly 18 blows and maybe also his KAMASUTRA deadly feat of kungfu combination with the other half of the condom hero, la mui.

if one would notice carefully, lamui appeared to be missing in this martial arts meet. awkardness for the risk of encountering ex-kungfu sparring partner chia sai? or avoiding the deadly darts shooting to her about her USD-cum-SDP strategic formation?

KJ, chiefy of RP had all along displayed displeasure to the clowning ninja activities from the SDP CLAN. he should be especially pissed off by chee ah juan who had messed up the good reputation of most of the other opp clans. for that matter, SPP where master chiam ruled would be absenting themselves from this meet in order to avoid clashes by auntie lina against chee. her silk hanky had left a undelectable mark on ah juan's blushed thick-skinned face.

another meeting, another orgasmic orgy....another kana sai time wasting, self-bragging limelight robbery. peasants attending this kungfu meet would have to climb the steep step to reach mt sophia's SINEMA. this place was very eerie at night with monstrous aged trees. peasants might risk life and limb especially SDP CLAN would be installing their ninja turtles that might waylay them and steal their wits, ie, hare-blains off their skulls. so beware of the SDP ninja turtles. keep your heads intact and make sure the hare-blains are still there after the night of another lame wu-lin orgy meet.

The Online Citizen will be holding a public forum as a lead-up to the next General Elections. Titled, “Face To Face”, the forum will see five opposition political parties taking questions from members of the public on various issues in a 21/2 hour Q&A session. (There will be no speeches from the panelists.)

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Date: 16 December 2010
Time: 7pm to 10.30pm
Venue: Sinema Old School theatre, Mount Sophia

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