Tuesday, June 29, 2010

another subsidiary gang of SDP CLAN formed

chia sai and ng ah teck annouced their liasion and formation of another new political martial art clan called SP or SOCIALITIS POO clan. both martial arts exponent were highly respected individuals involved in many SDP CLAN's public clowning activities. chia sai was also the official mike holder for master chee when he sang his blues in 7th month getai. ah teck on the other hand was unceremoniously booted out of RP clan and had since taking refuge in SDP hideout.

one would wonder why take refuge and claiming partyless when they could just conveniently join as SDP disciple. master chee would surely be exhilirated and bestowed them with some dummy high level position such as the gatekeeper or housekeeper or even the mike holder post.

ah teck was hardly heard of after he quit his previous clan. chia sai on the other hand was delegated to be the wisping host in SDP CLAN's in house LIVE WITH SAI talkshow. official mike holder - a very suitable post master chee already given to chia sai for interviewing some passe virtually unknown characters. as usual, chia sai asked prejudiced question with anticipative equally biased answers regarding the politial martial state of peesailand. the usual SDP's human rights, free speeches and all the crappy democrapsies issues.

presumably the talkshow was another failure bragged - as usual again - to top-rated internet viewership. it died a natural death. anticipated.

chia sai was one attention whore seeker who craved for media attention and importance. to enhance that, it seemed that the one way was to create a stir in the political martial scene.

as a result, ng ah teck was roped in to form SOCIALITIS POO clan with 8 other mysterious ninjas and turtles who probably were from SDP CLAN and also probably the same disciples who aided lamei in her new clan of USeD or U SEE DIT DIT. USeD was now dormant and subsidiary in waiting for the mass migration of SDP CLAN once the mass execution edict was passed by the LEEgime.

why then another poltiical martial clan being formed?

SHIT TIMES only leeported very briefly. all 10 members chose to remain mum about their motive, agenda or riddle. only chia sai and ah teck's names were mentioned. according to martial arts observer cum professori, he guessed that such formation could be a ploy to diffuse political supports and ruining of peasants; votes later when the GE finally come.

the best way to do this was to create more political martial arts clans to cause confusion to the peasants. confused peasants would like to vote EVERY clans and thus voiding their precious votes for the authentic more reputable brand-named opp martial arts clans.

then a very die die must know why question was hanging in every peasants' lip:

WHY DID CHIA SAI, NG AH TECK, LAMUI and probably JJ's turn next need to form new clans when they were seen very active in SDP's public clowning antics? was there a clash of opinions? an internal strife and craving for power?

JJ, chia sai and lamui were the martial arts experts of unholy trinity. the threesome was now splitted up indivually with JJ in SDP, chia sai in SP and lamui in USeD.

the political martial arts world now awaits for more splitting of SDP CLAN. SEELAN kwee - the black mamba could be forming another hindu clan and probably calls it TP or TAMBI PRATA clan. JJ could also be scheming for a new clan. who knows....ninjas and turtles breeding season are now voracious as the GE draws near.

chances for brand-named opp clans now face a more difficult and uphill task to win the province they have invested much time and effort into with the appearances of more ninjas and turtles to mess up their strategies.

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