Saturday, August 1, 2009

undercover agents from L.A.M.E!


undercover agents in different positions and stances....

the clone breeding season which is now rampaging through this otherwise wacky kopitiam has formed a new insiduous cycber organisation:

L.A.M.E! or in full text means Love And Miss Ejay!

this dreaded secret underground chaotic agency is none other headed by the notorious FLIRT&DESTROY bitch, lamei. see, so easy to relate. u invert the 'i', u get LAME! LOL!!

her lumpar idoliser is none other Ejay. hence L.A.M.E! - Love And Miss Ejay! how can she not? belgium chocs spiked with LAME! cum are such rare delicacy!! the more u eat, the more u miss it. hence, the "Love And Miss Ejay!"

and now ....for the next espionage: CUMS or full texted: C U My Shits....again related to L.A.M.E! in remembrance to his shits stained undies. LOL!!!:D

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

expanding prick of master chee...


master chee's regular upsized cockrice with pickled inflated ego as side dish...


once again, master chee bragged about his expanding power - the TWUI.

just like his ever increasing IMAGINERY supports, sdppies are boasting about their great expansion and conquest. they are now going regional and then GLOBAL.

actually in the cyberworld, it's UNIVERSAL AND INFINITY. perhaps later, master chee would include that to his new heights of the illusioned dreamy fantasy. perhaps...maybe...er...later...in changi holiday resort, he would have plenty of time to do that.

lamui's favorite food - LUPCHEONGS




Lamei Jaslyn Go "suan" KJ in her face book

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Jaslyn Go: I am honored that KJ think that i speak for 30 political parties in SG. Much as I like to accept the compliment I am afraid I am just a humble activist (who is standing trial for acting on my conviction) who is not a member of any political party.


Jaslyn Go: I hope to see more people coming forward to join me in standing / speaking up and effecting the reform of SG politics and not sitting in the comfort behind their computers behaving like a arm chair critic...
te food - LUPCHEONGS


chia sai's lupcheong was just terrible. it was a TIGER HEAD with RAT-TAIL. it was awful!! it was terribly unfulfiling. hmmm....the nerd's one should taste better, as lamui thought to herself. you see, her favorite snack was LUPCHEONG or sausages or franks or in hokkien, we simply called it TWUI

ever since that fateful DAY of tasting the nerd's gift of cum spiked bayi chocs shaped in TWUI, she was grossly obsessed.

the boss of RP happened to be chocolaty dark and smelling divine unlike the nerd who was full of turdy stains. unwittingly, she was stimulated everytime his pic was shown in his FB which was like to her means "FUCKING BITCH". it sent waves of imaginery orgasmic vibrations into her desperate trolling cells. whenever she accessed it, she would wet the seat.

well, as the sayng goes: if u ve it, flaunt it, use it or in simple term - execute her nefarious FLIRT&DESTROY. she must have that chocolaty TWUI from the RP boss!!

in her usual slutty manner, she left a F&D massage - oops! message in the FB or FUCKING BITCH page hoping to entice and seduce her chocolaty TWUI - the precious rod of our latest hero in our martial arts in local politics world.

would RP boss succumb to her nasty F&D? would he give up RP CLAN and transfer all power to the SDP circus of clowns??

actually NO! sorry, no go for that lau go this time:p she overestimated the rattling of her skinny bony frame. guess for the time being, it would be TWUI from the nerd JJ - mon, wed, fri and then TWUI from her disappointing chia sai - tues, thurs and sat.

what's for sunday then? well, use ur imagination!! SUNDAY was purely for orgy lah!!

TIU YOUR TWUI!!

Monday, July 20, 2009

a dart carrying message

while heaving and grunting heavily bonking vigorously his biggest exhaust from his 600 cc kong-out bike, a dart whizzed by n hit the thick macho black rugged back tyre.

it was a close shave. it missed chia sai's precious cumspitting cobra by a mere few inches. since his cobra was also a mere few inches, hitting it would be a miracle!.

whizzzzzz....the air gradually deflated out of the back tyre. the bike limping away and so was his little cobra wriggling in that big dark exhaust.

an irated chia sai pulled out the dart at the same time when he retrieved his little pet cobra. what's that, he asked. a tiny note was attached to the dart. it read:

From: TJasoon 8:29 pm

Sigh he wants to fight LKY but really is LKY fighting him ? Does an elephant even know that a mosquito or fly exists ? I mean at the very least Dr Chee in his hey day was a political threat, so was TLH so was JB and even more so FS because of his eloquence and unrivaled legal skills.

And what has he done to warrant the degree of persecution he perceives or sees ? I can't believe that he as a lawyer is still going on about his handphone and camera which he was complaining about from day one. He was arrested for crying out loud and if he had even know or begin to ask himself what "arrested" means he a) would not have cried b) would have gotten a cheap handphone c) an even cheaper camera all in good preparation and finally spared us all a load of petulant complaining and whining

Come to think of it he is thick skinned enough to claim association and lineage with opposition luminaries as stated above on the basis of joint persecution .........it is a wonder he did not not associate himself with Mandela and Aung San


with that message, a sudden streak of lighting cracked n brightened up the dark sky. the rain fell...the tears fell but it wasn't discernible whether it was the rain or it was his tears just like his patriotism when cowardly admitted defeat to the kangaroo court whether it was his deflated ego or just the authentic yellow stripe which was gradually appearing on his back......

yellow or patriotism. whichever way u put it, peasants are now wiser to differentiate them.

the special deadly low class skills of the sdppies discpiles

1. shoot poisonous darts while camouflaging in another nasty clones. mastershapeshifter JJ and the rest got an image to upkeep. of course, he can't shoot those darts in his real form.

2. best known for using my li'l brother LTS' fat butt for their face disguises.

3. the super deadly FLIRT&DESTROY skill where lamui doesn't need to lift a clitoria to instigate horny nerds and chee hongs to do her dirty chores.

4. the used, abused and discarded technique. it's something like disposal chopsticks or plates n other cutlery. this one best deployed by master chee himself.

5. the attention whoring skill. that one everyone has already known if u ve read until here

6. the sour grapes and rancid pussy masturbatory self healing technique. that one, most also have witnessed it. example would the "increasing support sdppie clan's been getting." later it would be upgraded to terms like TREMENDOUS SUPPORT or finally LANDSLIDE SUPPORT. but everyone already by now should have know it's really ILLUSIVE OR IMAGINERY SUPPORT to inflate their own egos or simply stated : SELF MASTURBATING each other for that emotional calm cumming support.

7. the fabulous discord sowing eye-winking shots. "teck siong, why u still dun accept me into your FRIENDS LIST huh?" wink..wink...and one more tght wink, u will see mata kaylo or crosseyes pussy banging walls.

8. indignant nation - something they adapted from the PINK CLAN. when u got urself dumped and some nerd seems to be prettier than their posterboy, time to bonk the exhaust of either of the 3 junk out bikes. if not enough, plug in the fuzzy sounds 6 speakers to attract more mating attention.

9 oh that illusive supports again. well, send a snake to slither into a newly formed clan like RP which would be underestimated as resided with blurcocks. too bad, overly underestimated the prowess of RP BOSS and hence basfully slithered back and licking its sore ratlling tip.

10. the top deadly skill. a skill so deadly, their honorable master of this skill AH Q would be greatly proud of. if lose the erection, just blame it on the LEEgime's machinery, the peasants who anyhow vote and finally the famiLEE out to crush them just like cockroaches for which they becoming more and more like the detestable roaches.

and so, the rattling, the ranting, the bellowing, the moaning, the groaning and the estactic cummings continue into oblivion......

RANTING of chia sai

Dear MM, PM

When i was a 13 year old boy, i bought the two books of your (Lee Kuan Yew¡¯s) speeches by Alex Josey. To me you were a hero, you led Singapore from colonialism to independence. Your speeches were complex and had carried a lot of detail. Though i did not understand them fully, i had great respect for them.

In 1988 when i was fifteen, i witnessed what was shown on TV and the news of the marxist ISD arrests detentions. I thought Lawyer Peter Cuthbert Low was doing a damn good and brave job. Subsequent to the televised confessions to the marxist conspiracy, i was a misleadingly convinced of what the government had to do. Nevertheless, the behaviour and high handedness of your administration disgusted me.

In those years, with the exception of the 1985 economic recession, Singapore did well, so in the thought that there was still overall good in the administration, my political inclinations still remained with the then prevailing administration.

1988 General Election, Workers¡¯ Party¡¯s JB Jeyaretnam, Jufrie Mahmood, Francis Seow and i think Wee Han Kim all make close runs into parliament but fail to enter it by small margins. Having been misled by the PAP that Jufrie was playing communal politics i guess many in the middle ground gave their vote to the PAP.

WP¡¯s Dr Tan Bin Seng contested my ward in Changi against Teo Chong Tee. I remembered waving to Dr. Tan.

I also saw the Tiananmen Massacre in 1989, i wondered if indeed it was necessary to do so. If staying in power justified the means of anything, then anything goes is it not? But staying in power had many facets and motives, though violence was used, i did not see the highest echelons of the Chinese government thereafter seek to enrich itself.

In 1990 or so, you then spoke crap to the people about pegging political and administrative position (public service) salaries to the to earners in the private sector. I wondered what shit was beginning to show. In 1991 was the year when a number of my classmates had danced with a huge inflatable hammer during swing singapore. I recalled that they were manhandled to the police post and the inflatable hammer balloon burst. The Police did not take action after establishing that they were not linked to the Workers¡¯ Party. I heard the recollection of the events by my classmates in Victoria Junior College with disgust.

In 1991, PM Goh Chok Tong loses 3 seats to the SDP and 1 seat to WP. I then saw further steps taken to broaden the grip using GRCs.

I had entered military national service in 1992, i met Teo Chee Hean once when he was the Chief of Navy, I had a favourable impression on him afterall he was our CNV. His departure from the Navy and entry into politics was expected as by then you develop a sense of where the press will try to open the road for the PAP, that prepares the way for the political steps to be taken.

In 1992, SDP contests Marine Parade by-election introducing Commodore Teo Chee Hean. SDP loses quite dismally. Subsequent to that are mistakes made by SDP and dramatic responses by the PAP and its admininstration towards Dr. Chee Soon Juan and the SDP.

In 1994, i entered law school. I read about the defamation cases in first year of law school. I saw the number of political cases which smeared the legal landscape.

In the January 1997 General Election, I was feverishly preparing for my 2nd semester in 3rd year. I saw the close fight in Cheng San GRC degenerate into threats and almost gangsterism. According to PAPpy reports, We now have a chinese chauvinist and so on. Subsequent to a victory in Cheng San, your PAP then continued to lay waste to the personal estates of opposition candidates. WP¡¯s Tang Liang Hong and JB Jeyaretnam.

I forgot to add, i was in a clinic in Bedok when JB Jeyaretnam did his decoy rounds. I shook his hand.

Year 2000, I was insidiously recruited into the PAP fold shortly after being called to the Bar. The induction to MPS under Chng Hee Kok opened my eyes. Chng Hee Kok was a good MP but what the PAP had created negated the good work. I also met Tan Cheng Bock once, i was impressed by the way he treated his men and his constituents, i also witnessed the loyalty and dedication of the party members at his branch. The PAP had its deep failings in creating a system that no longer served the nation but more to serving itself. GE2001, i began to distance myself from the PAP.

General Election 2001, the elections department disqualifies the WP¡¯s Ajunied attempt at nomination. I remember James Gomez leading the rest of the team walking down the staircase.

Dismayed by the strength of the opposition and the uneven playing field. I entered WP in 2004. I contested the GE2006 election. I lost the fight at East Coast GRC.

7th November 2006, I quit the Workers¡¯ Party over a ban placed on me from engaging and criticising the PAP in internet forums using very harsh words under my real name. I left the party because i saw no reason why an opposition party should seek to silence its members from engaging in debates on political issues.

This is totally different from the application of party whip or party discipline unlike what was described by Assoc Prof Ho Khai Leong in the Today Newspaper following the fallout. There is no party position to contradict at all. When the party refuses to take a stand or is too slow to do so, is it right to gag your members?

I entered the citizen activist fold in 2007. My paths crossed with the much demonised SDP. I begin to see the truly valiant hard fighters that remained in the opposition. I was arrested with members of the SDP on 15th March 2008 World Consumers¡¯ Day Parliament House Protest.

In the police station, i witnessed in person the courage and the strength of SDP members in standing up to the Regime. My phone and beloved digital camera is still being kept by the prosecution. I am keeping this in mind all the time. Your boys think that this will intimidate me. The longer it drags, the more disgusted i become.

I know on Monday 12th May 2008, the two of you Excellencies were going all out to crush the SDP. This is all well and fine. It just unfortunate that i like to side the underdog. The harder you hit the SDP, the harder i will fight you.

The fight was adjourned seemingly because your missus and mommy had a 2nd stroke. I pray for her speedy recovery. I bear no ill feelings towards her. She is not the one who has to go, if you get what i mean

With Mrs. Lee Kuan Yew is down with her 2nd stroke, the mortality of life must be pretty clear to your two Excellencies by now. Even if the PAP retains its grip on Singapore - by all means necessary - can you take Singapore with you wherever you go? Is it not time to be a little more realistic? Is it too late to salvage a good name for posterity?

Now i really I cannot recall where i left those two books by Alex Josey, to me they are now utter rubbish. I am ashamed of saying what i will do to your Lee Kuan Yew memoirs Third World to First when i lay my hands on them.

I will now do anything to unseat the PAP from power. Whether or not their MPs are good men and whether or not they give the oft-quoted excuse that their hands are tied. This is my promise to you. Mark my words.

funny, he pleaded guilty just like that and sitll ranting vainly. such pretty words from the ex-prettier wp's poster boy.

moni moni cum monk - that's how much he owns!

1) a two-storey semi-detached house in Bedok Ria Crescent?
2) the $1.38 million condominium on Meyer Road
3) house worth almost A$300,000.
4) BMW S540 executive series
5) premier country club in Perth membership costing A$30,000
6) a racing horse ?
7) property in Seattle
8) a two-storey bungalow in Melbourne swapped for a penthouse
9) BMWs - gifts from an elderly monk in Melbourne.



by the way, they haven't really check into his bank accounts and personal holdings in stocks/ shares and other precious gifts yet. now who won't wannabe monk these days?!!