Thursday, June 25, 2009

wave stirring palm - 順手推舟

basically the SDP clan disciples, the sddppies only have a few repetitive stances. those idiots are really overestimating themselves that with that few miserables kungfu moves, they thought they could overpower the LEEgime. poor master chee! a bean brain ruling over a bunch of pea-blains. not wonder really TAK BOLEH TAHAN!!

my li'l brother the orginal LEETAHSAR had mastered a very unique form of tai chi called 順手推舟 or translated mean WAVE STIRRING PALM. it's a gentle form of ancient martial art that blends one with nature. something like, come and let it come....go and let it go kinda skill. only he could have done that while meditating in recluse in a mystic cave in my pte island.

the chiefy from RP CLAN was pestering for kopi drinking session. with his new acquired martial tactic, maybe he would just oblige. he had a grand plan that could maybe give rise to some victory in the next martial world grand duel of GE.

we just have to wait and see if LEETAHSAR would finally accept the invitation to join RP CLAN and be one of their senior elders.

stay tuned......

the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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as u ve observed every posting from me was repercussed with nasty insulting spams. now let me take u to another insight happening about why all these spammings are appearing incessantly.

my li'l brother the orginal LEETAHSAR used to live in recluse in USA or Ulu Sembawang Area where he ran a garden business. he had horde of regular customers who patronised his humble garden. now why won't they come? he was always giving away free plants instead of selling them! LOL!!

it so happened that a bunch of laukuaybus who were very rich tai-tais lost their way in that USA remote part of peesailand and ended up in his garden. the cheery LTS thought they were prospective customers and gladly entertained them.

that was the start to a continuous friendship till now. as words spreaded, more laukuaybuS patronised his garden. when it was abruptly demolished and bulldozed by the gov, he migrated to a new location. his horde of loyal lkbs followed and continued to buy plants from him. as they were rich tai-tais, they recommended many to him.

after the last bulldozing n destruction of his paintstakingly built garden, LTS decided to call it quit and happily retired. (how i wish i could do it just like him!) beside horticulture skill, LTS was blessed with a heavenly gift called LUCK. striking the lottery was like a regular lady's menses! it was either 4D or TOTO.

when he striked, he would treat his faithful lkbs to good makan cos they were always treating him too. it was a return of goodwill. this was where bluesotong or kelvin thum came into the picture. (remember his defaming quote: CHEAT, LEECH & EXPLOIT? well, u would witness the real thing here)

it was from this posting in the old sbf that attracted sotong and a couple of others:

http://eatapaotakeaseat.blogspot.com/

but the cunning evil sotong wasn't really here for a simple friendship. he had bigger bad intention which some other forummers had long cautioned LTS. this stupid idiot goon wasn't listening nor paying any attention to such hints.

during one of the makan session with lkbs gang, sotong was invited. (he also met a dying abnoxious old man - a wacky old pal of LTS' laukuaykong gang.) gosh!! this guy really ordered. live fish, abalones, sharkfins....and ended it with bird's nest dessert!

the sumptuous meal was quite expensive but to the tai-tais, it was chicken feet to them. to suck up to the lkbs, the crafty-play-blur sotong presented them with some home-made "snake oils" which were boasted to be good for rheumatism and such.

surprisingly, laukuaybu wasn't really keen but just to oblige took a bottle. she insisted on paying him $20 instead of $15 which was the price of his snake oil. he could keep the $5 change. if he refused payment, then they refused his oils.

not long after, one of the lkb complained that sotong's oil was horrendous. it caused blisters to her palms and skin when she applied them. in a fit of anger, she also revealed and warned LTS about the evil motive about sotong. she added that when that sex pervert spoke, his eyes was flinting alot. such kind of person, one must be wary cos there was alot of XXX things going inside his warped blain.

bluesotong does not appear now. but do not be deceived by that. he's logged on 24/7 preying on young girls - and maybe guys.

you would be surprised that lamei in order to acquaint LTS even went to the extend to exploit sotong to arrange for the meetup. this accursed acquaintance was a big mistake from the start for both parties. LTS met for the simple sole purpose of acquaintance and friendship while the others met him cos of the forms they created from the emptiness he wrote - emptiness is form, form is emptiness....... when they couldn't instigate him to do their wishes, the tables would be turned against him.

that's how the feud continues until now. whether it's true, half-true or fake.....u guys go decide. but one thing for sure, take the unanimous advice from LTS' pals:

DO NOT MEET FORUMMERS. BE CAREFUL WHO U MEET....

or be stalked like my poor li'l brother LEETAHSAR.
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emptiness is form...form is emptiness
have u wonder why i m being targeted by mastershapeshifter n his clones?
got time to protest, no time for court - that's sdp's PATRIOTISM. jokers right?

Friday, June 12, 2009

gosh!! political martial arts are getting hot these days!

will SDPpies hop over to RP in recruitment promo?

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actually i think i better teach how sdppies could overthrown rp rulers and fattie edmund.

they should ve paid attention to the recent AWARE fiasco. so simply done!
the troll should ve sent more than 20 blainwashed sdppies clowns. in fact, the whole bunch should just register as RP members, demand an AGM, rid fattie edmund or/and KJ and RP would easily be dominated by sdppies.

so even if sdppies kena closed down by gahramen, who cares!! they ve overthrown RP, reside and rule over there.

fortunately for RP but unfortunately for sdppies, KJ was as alerted as the topdog and hence pussies from sdppies failed. even their slippery snake was spotted before it could poison bit anyone.

next stop, try to pussy ah teck who kiv the stray pussy b4 really adopting her.

get the picture and satire?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Hidden motive; crouching falsehood

Tuesday, June 09, 2009
the ungrateful blackman

it was a sad revelation i learnt about this blackman whom i invited to my home, cooked spaghetti in expensive red wine sauce and concocted a powerful detox drink of homegrown wheatgrass and pure pomegranate juice.

he continued to add to defaming me in forums instead of standing up for the truth about his stupid haunted "property" which was nothing but a 3 rooms HDB flat located at west west end of sgp.


http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com/

Re: emptiness is form, form is emptiness

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ornitofu.... (was asked to put this mantra)

emptiness is form....form is emptiness...

black2545 does look like a very decent old chap whose mentality is always very pessimistic. he was introduced to pervert gay sotong who though despised him without showing, treated LTS n him to a restaurant meal.

my silly li'l brother LEETAHSAR also introduced him to a SIA cabin supervisor who was also a buddhist religious cell group leader. he was hoping that retiree black2545 would be able to widen his social circle. SIA pal brought them to his home in tampines where his nice beautiful young wifey served them nice kopi.

however, with all this concern for black2545, he went to mix with the FANTASICK 4 where lamei, chiatilik n ngejay poisoned his pea-brain. they schemed and retrieved personal info about my li'l brother LEETAHSAR, falsified and accused him of trying to con black2545 off his property. what prop does black2545 have anyway???

after there wasn't any more LTS' info to squeeze out from black2545 he was history....lamei ignored him and so were the rest. such was the dirty game of the F4 and the ungrateful black2545 fell for their tricks

and here he is again.....that's why i ve told my li'l brother LEETAHSAR long long ago: NEVER MEET ALL THESE FORUM BUGGERS. he is wiser now but obviously too late to realise the bad seeds that had been sown.

as a referral point for advice: be careful who u meet from the forums. there are many who are meeting u for another kind of hidden motive. when they could't achieve what they set out to meet u for, they would try in some way to harm u.

last sunday, my li'l brother LEETAHSAR had got a trickster's sms-es probably from one of the forummers he had met before and posing as his indo gf to ask for some money to be transfer to her sgp bank a/c (which suspiciously should belong to the trickster).

luckily, he consulted me b4 he did any silly thing again and fortunately didn't lose any big sum of money from his saving.

SO BEWARE AND BE CAREFUL ABOUT MEETING FORUMMERS.

i ve suggested him to report to the police but that idiot goondu LTS knew who was probably behind all this con. he just too kind to let it off with another hearty laughter.

what to do? that's my li'l brother, the super goon LEETAHSAR!

these are suppose to be the "righteous" who are pretending to show concern towards peasants' welfare and put on a fake front that they are fighting for peasants' rights and all those craps they could only nicely put it.

our gov is right to stress about SINCERITY, HONESTY AND A SELF-SERVICE attitude of a true citizen kane of an mp.

people like the F4 and sddpies are just 武林敗類 or the scums of the martial arts world of politics.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

cannonisation of 18 TBTs into SAINTS


after cannonised into saints, 18TBTs would be upgraded further to "hooley" angels.....


afterwards kena arrested, pleaded guilty and claimed "no time" and then would be canonised as patriotism at highest level such as ST CHIA or ST NG or ST CHEEs (there r 2 or bi-chees). messiah chee definitely gonna have more apostles than christ. chee would canonise 18 "patriotic saints" while christ only got 12 and minus one traitor JUDAS were left with 11. so who's more powderful messiah here?

about 5 TBTS have been cannonised as ST. CHEE. 13 r standing by for the next cannonisation. we got st chia chee, st ng chee. soon it would be st go chee and then st chee chee and etc.

the great sinister manipulator JJ



a message carrying dart just shot in from the window. it read:

beware of JJ. he was a secret weapon deployed by master chee and had messed up RP. his long lost father ah teck had also shown his tail. beware of him too. BEWARE OF THE LONG LOST FATHER & SON TEAM.

note: this message shall self destruct in 5 seconds......

SOMETHING'S BREWING UNDER THE CALM SEA

[Later when attending the SDP forum he was billed ( by E-Jay) as "TS a veteran oppostion politician in his own right." E-jay is a master manipulator of the press and ppl only remember the last thing they read and so this stuck.]

how true are the underlined words? if many still think that gov got rid of csj becos of politically motivated, shouldn't gov be ridding of ngejay too? gov is paying him to study in phd. why would gov waste money to cultivate someone who's biting back the hands that feed him?

ngejay in his grossly prejudiced and biased opinions is always condemning gov. the contradiction here is: if i feed u and u still back stab me, why should i continue to feed u? that was the reason used by csj when he lost his job way back then? so if the gov is what he accused to be, why isn't ejay out of the doggie bowl?

how does ejay manipulate that to be able to bite the hand that feeds him?

his appearance in RP caused the resignation of ng teck siong. did he have a part to play in this unfortunate event - the sudden resignation of ng t s? don't forget. ejay wanted to be RP instead of SDP member. but when ng ts left, he quit too. are they a 'couple' now?? he goes, i go. i stay, he stays? then what was his purpose not joining SDP and chose to be RP member instead?

maybe ng t s was an instrument and starting point for his access into RP. then from there, he could work his way around.

there are more inside stories which better held back for now until certain inevitable signs appear, then more revelation would be shared here.

meanwhile, MARTIAL ARTS IN LOCAL POLITICS thread is really getting hotter than our fiery weather these days. more and more twist and turns of events shockingly just sprouted out unexpectedly.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

5 deserters, 13 more to go....

master chee with his gang of sdp clowns and now the inclusion of F4 are just a distraction. their presence is to show how lame opp clans could get by examples shown by this bunch of public entertainers.

5 clowns from our famed crazy dragon 18 deadly blow had been diffused and decapitated. what's going to happen to the remaining 13? SHITTIMES has restrained itself from giving them the public exposure they dreadfully and whorefully seek.

it's now up to any insider's info the deatail in on the internal affairs of the unlucky 13. lamui only continues her ULTIMATUM F&D in a feeble effort to outshine herself and desperate hope for damage control done.

if u have any internal affairs detail to the infamous condemned martial arts feat to share, please do so.

the evil ploy of sdp clan and the hideous sinister motive of master chee and his bunch of blurcocks clowns have to be exposed before real revolution to overthrown the LEEgime could really advance.