where is fattie EDMOND?

fattie edmond was dominating fine after the demise of grandmaster JBJ from the newly formed RP clan. suddenly, there was news that jbj's eldest son, ken was back to claim the father's throne. a surprising news was JJ was brought in with him. both were from very related scholarly school. ken was from CUMFREAK, engkok while JJ was from CUMFUSION, peesailand. both were great scholars in CUMFUSCIUS, a mental skill in cumfusing with weird logics.

everyone thought JJ was the master shapeshifter in SDP and already mastered some other deadly skills like the - 0uch! ouch! low groin kick - THE KATEK ELF'S DEADLY KICK acquired from the northpole's master elf during the last x'mas.

could it be that the trial of 18 clowns of which JJ was one of the vital members for this CRAZY DRAGON DEADLY 18 BLOW famed be the reason he quit SDP?

he was needed to execute this deadly skill. however, he abdicated himself to excuse himself when he most seriously needed to execute the stance. soon a couple of the team-mates bashfully also excused themselves when the duel with the kangaroos in kangaroo hill was about to commence.

CRAZY DRAGON DEADLY 18 BLOW was thus rendered harmless and useless resulting all being arrested and now standing trial in the magistrate court. (the trial was still on going. look like soon they would face the music from the famiLee.)

JJ gave reasons that he didn't have time to cope with the duel which ended up with the capture of all 18 TBTs in trial. his scholarly study in CUMFUCIUS in SCHOOL OF CUMFUSCION had cumfused him overly. it was puzzling he could have time to write so many articles and posted in many opp TIC FOR TAC site. he didn't appear too cumfused then and lack of time. strange....

just when everyone was speculating there might be a GE - GRAND ERECTION which appeared every 5 yrs when highly skilled martial arts exponents pitted their kungfu to win provinces and then rule over it for 5 yrs, JJ jumped clan. why? was he ostracised in SDP and was feeling awkard - he was first to do a topless T-shirt change, first to excuse himself for the duel....and what else first, only those within SDP clan knew better but ain't telling.

then our kungfu expert, fattie edmond who was happily sitting on the RP throne suddenly found himself sitting on the floor. who now ruled over RP was anybody's guesses? was it blurking lo-so senior ng ah teck? or maybe it was JBJ's son who had just returned from the hills of ang mo mountain range?

if edmond remained in RP, it would be a formidable formation of the NG-NG-NG : edmond ng, ng ah teck and the new member ng JJ. NG-NG-NG was a lost kungful skill. the 3 ngs could have co-operated and master this ancient deadly kungfu skill.

the adverse effect it could cause was a bloated tummy and terrible constipation. hence, NG-NG-NG.....the intense anal-retentive groanings and moanings one could heard in the attaped lavatory. when the injured was inflicted with NG-NG-NG palm blows, he would be reserved to squatting in the mozzies infested stinking lavaotory. he would have to heave and puff and forcing his chi to expel the fart and bigtime biz inflating his colons. by the time, he had successfully done that, all his internal strength would be fully drained rendering him at risk from enemies.

anyway, 2 NGs might not be as effective as 3 NGS. hence, the mystery of edmond's disappearance was puzzling. there might be more upheavaling or the presence of JJ in RP could be a undercover sent by master chee who might be scheming to usurp RP clan for himself. his SDP clan was facing financial woes. pleading for donations from peasants wasn't as smooth or effective as anticipated.

the sdppies needed big fat gold ingots taels. most peasants were hard up and badly affected by recent world economic turmoils. they had donated too ofteen their hard-earned copper shillings but the sdppies had never stopped to ask for more. it was a form of protection fees collection. now peasants realised that they were totally ineffective to improve their lives nor were sdppies helping in any way.

the last copper shilling from peasants was dried up for buying master chee's secret manual of deadly heirloom kungfu. many suffered internal injuries after trying to learn it. many had lost faith in them.

the presence of JJ now in RP might spell a new beginning to an inevitable upheaval soon in the martial arts of local politics.

stay tuned for more exciting twists and turns as the martial art kungfu rolled out more and louder drums.