Hooley shaolin monk

a refreshing change from the usual happening of 18 TBTs of sdp clans in the magistrate court.

today peasants witnessed another unexpected phenomena in the martial arts world. it had nothing to do with politics. it started as a murmur, then a ripple and now it was cresendoing into a spiritual tsunami!

holy monk botak who possessed a deep internal energy in the famous shaolin temple FUCK HIGH monastery was dragged into magistrate court. he was no longer the respectable holy abbot after the extra "leg" of his was exposed. monks were suppose to forsake all their liu geng or literary translated "6 roots". one of botak's root wasn't fully decapitated. it was now the source of his humiliating karmic retribulation.

he was no longer a venerable holy monk. he was closer to be framed as a veneral hooleey botak instead as more and more of his unforsaken "roots" were gradually being dug out from the filth beneath his lotus seat.

La moon young, his faithful personal assistant was personal and faithful to the extend of XXX unclassifieds. under botak's lotus seat, 300 over porno manuals were dug out. more were discovered in botak's private hideout in cornwall garden. instead of growing corns there, filthy lotus ponds pervaded the territory.

FUCK HIGH monastery was quite dead these days. it was hustling and bustling with activities before the discovery of veneral from the venerables of botak. its once charitable REN XIN (humane heart) free hospital for poor, homeless and sick peasants was now condemned as REN MIN (surrendered to fate).

trashes, filths, orgies and all the 6 evil roots were found stashed all over profaning the holy ground into the hooleey and unholy. once there were pretty young prc monks running the monastery but now there was none. all were deported back to motherland shaolin temple. much of the glory was lost. the once lustrous place was so quiet and passive.

the bad karma of one bad monk really spoilt the entire temple just like one bad apple ruined a whole barrel.

the trial of botak was now ongoing. the LEEGIME had better cracked their heads to initiate damage control for there would be more astounding revelation. peasants hadn't really gotten over NKF saga and now another popped up.

peesailand was getting to be very alive with bombastic news. it seemed that during periods of no news, it was actually GOOD NEWS in blessing!

fairy godmothers, fairy godfathers, fairy godbrothers...godsisters ...godwhatever....might be appearing soon to defend for botak monk. before all such dire happenings, he had got connections to artistes all over. he once moved millions to tears who gladly and generously parted with their hard earn gold taels, broken silver and even humble copper shillings. andy lau, lisa wang, jeff chang....etc...etc renowned foreign artistes would aid botak's beckoning for charitable donations.

yes. those were the MONI-MONI-CUM good o' days. after this spiritual tsunami, things would definitely be different. but would the peasants be any wiser??