martial arts in local politics

sadly the news confirmed it: chee ah juan was severely injured after exchanging blows with beh mati lee. his sister, chin chin tried to sneak a blow from behind but was warded off by beh mati's son - the nefarious pinky lee.

she received a muting blow to her cheek resulting in a face that resembled a mad bull dog bitch.

reeling in agonising defeat, the chee siblings called their aiya newly founded disciples lamui and chia sai.

ah juan: chia sai, your master is quite seriously injured and need to find a safe hiding place to recuperate and regain internal energy.

chia sa: oh master....*sob, sob*..

ah juan: listen carefully lamui and chia sai....*cough, cough...a gush of spittle splashed onto lamui's face*.....i m going to say this only once...

lamui was relishing the spittle. it contained 80% of the master's last shred of internal energy.

ah juan continued: mui mui, i want u to lalala around using the special skill chin chin transferred to you...the deadly FLIRT&DESTROY. go out and gather all the humsup forummers. round them up and flirt until u can exploit them by a blink of ur beady ratty eyes...

lamui: yes master....your spittle splash has indeed increased my internal strength. it would be a breeze!

ah juan: good! chia sai, u ve a more important mission. i want u to take flying tiger and fly to LONDON HILL. search for the deadliest lost martial arts from the ang mo monkeys. learn the CRAZY DRAGON DEADLY 18 BLOWS....come back and avenge for me. i m afraid i m totally miamed this time...

chia sai: yes master....i set off immediately. please loon until my return....*sob, sob*.

after a hug, kiss and boo-hoo-hoo with lamui, chia sai mounted - don't get the wrong idea - flying tiger , not lamui and set off to LONDON HILL to find and master the lost martial skill.

stay tuned for THE CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY BLOW.

would chee ah juan regain control of the martial world with his newest beloved aiyah disciple, chia sai? would lamui gather enough humsup heelos to tekan the tyrant who was ruling PEESAILAND? would chin chin recover to become chin swee to get married in time?

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another heart-wrenching news in shit times 15-10-08:

3 formidable disciples from the CHEE clan were hit with poisonous kangaroo darts after they wore their pirated kangaroo T-shirts to avenge for their 2 severely injured masters, chee ah juan and chin chin.

the highly skilled and ninja-liked 3 stooges - fattie john, ahmad and ali , senior disciples of master chee ah juan, thought that by wearing kangaroo Ts could damage internal strength of kangaroo exponents from the kangaroocourt clan.

how now?? HOW? (usually was BOW-WOW-WOW, the running dogs barking war cry before a kill.)

master ah juan already umm siong (internally injured). how could he heal his poisoned disciples? especially fattie john, he would need more internal strength battery to charge him up for his humongous size. the other 2 mat bodohs ahmad and ali could easily be replaced by injuns and form the new team HAIRY, DICK, TOM or maybe JOHN that is if the fattie survived the poison.

from the last episode, master ah juan already spat his last spittle of 80% internal strength to lamui while chin chin, ah juan's badly injured now bull-dog faced sister had also transferred the deadly skill of FLIRT&DESTROY to her too. both kungfu master and mistress were now fully depleted.

MATI....was the only word that fattie john, ahmad and ali could linger to in their spinning mind. yes...the poison had beginning to take effect. the excruciating pain was felt searing through their blains. would they turn on each other and lost their logic and morale killing each other out to stop the pain? would they find the magical pill - THE M$ PILL that could heal them? they really need alot of M$ PILLs now. chee ah juan and sis, chin chin also needed it....very very badly.

where was their beloved aiya newly found disciple chia sai? was he still mounting flying tiger searching high and low for the elusive lost deadly skill called CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY BLOW?

.....more happening coming soon.