discovery of the secret lost manual that would counteract the sdppies nonsense and pretty much haywired kungfu stances...wow!!
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master chee realised that his secret deadly stance was neutralised by the mysterious chilvarous hero's LOST MANUAL OF UNCHEEISM. after an urgent confidential meeting with his aiya beloved disciple of lamui and chia sai, he decided to expose to the world his other family secret heirloom of another deadly kungfu. JJ, the disgruntled disciple took a break to ICELAND to mingle with elves and to learn their special skill of WU DA LANG - the dwarfing deadly kungfu that hit at a man's most painful organ due to the advantage of height.
during his stray dogs and mantou party on new year's eve at honglim hill, he decided to exploit the situation. instead of giving away free as a late christmas gift, he decided to fleece the peasants. after the peasants had eaten his dogs peppered with the highest level of FLIRT&DESTROY, most of them would be under their spell. they would be gladb to give master chee their hard-earned taels in exchange for his deadly heirloom kungfu manual, CHEEISM - secret for longevity, prosperity and longkangivity....whatever the last one supposed to mean
2009, JJ would be back after mastering the elf's deadly unique kungfu called WU DA LANG. his foes, critics and stalkers have better beware of their precious family heirloom jewels cos this deadly technique was meant to "dwarf" the adversary to JJ's stature when he swiftly executed it sharply in between the legs. those high kicks never miss a target...so dun pray pray with JJ after jan 15, 09
not to be outdone by JJ's new WU DA LANG deadly skill, lamui stole a few strokes from him. she came out with her new version of her own PANG JIN LIAN SLAP SLAP kungfu. watch this:
http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/rMWhxxdyVNJek9aQ
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