2008 SDPPY GETAI NITE - where are the ang mos?

irrelevant to most but relevant to some - a quote from the blurqueen TSR111:

highlight for the new year eve sdp getai nite.

chin chin would sing her love song rasquedoing her pipa. she would dedicate and serenade her secret love hinting to fattie john. too bad fattie was married, if not it would be THE HILLS ARE ABLAZE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC for chin chin.

her next renditon would be another hinting love song to chia sai. as a satire she would borrow lamui's natural organic pak kut or ribs as the human pipa for this next number. seriously, that song would really mean business

a dejected kungfu senior, uncleyap would stage his version of love song: a love lost after he was bitten by chin chin during the kangaroocourt duel. the title of his song sorely called: MAMA MIA, U LEFT UR TEETH MARKS ON MY BUTT! to aid uncleyap hit the high octave at the ending with: "and i will always love you.......yeowww....you (high pitch shrill)....!!", chin chin would have to bite his other butt.

chia sai would be next in a dance performance, LET'S LA MAMBA. no, no...he wasn't letting out his black mamba. he was merely doing the "grooves and the smooves". in accompaniment, chin chin and lamui would groove along in threesome sexy smooves, each trying to bum-bum out the other from the stage. hmmm...a silent battle of the bony bums to win a LA MAMBA hump. whatever that is...just use your wildest imagination!

if tkl turned up, he would definitely sing his SHANGHAI BITCH...."long kar! long tao...luan long ka pa ling tao....!" translated would be: bang legs, bang heads...bang until upside down.

such a croaking night, how could master chee be left out. well, u guess it. it would be AMAZING DIS-GRACE for chee's number.....

finale closing group rendition: WE ARE THE WORLD....we are the clowns...we are the idiots of peesaitown....

when the music, or noises whichever u take it, had stopped, it was awfully quiet with only the crickets and katydids chorussing away. the dogs, chips and buns were gone and so was the crowd heading towards the nearby clarke quay for another FREE NEW YEAR EVE PARTY.

and the clock strikes 12 midnight....and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 EVERYONE!!

WHERE ARE THE ANG MO LAU KAUS??

the ang mo lau kaus were missing!!

did the lau kaus (monkeys) were also caught and minced with the stray dogs churning them out hotdogs for the sdppy ny eve feast?

yep! about 100 peasants turned out. that included the chiefs of different martial sects. master chee turned the event to into a tribute to the late JBJ. and it was new year's eve. my god!! the creativity they could exploit!

the new chiefy of RP sect, EH BO mimic chee's clan. they sold T-shirts, books and etc just like the sdpies disciples. wonder whether they barter traded among each other?

tkl was there to belt out his forever SHANGHAI BITCH which burst their cheapskate amplifier by his rendition of "long tau....long kar ...long kar par ling tao..."

well, it was new year's eve. there were other free celebrations in vivocity, marina bay, clarke quay, boat quay and other heartlander RC. all the matas were deployed. sadly - and fortunately, none paid much attention to the chee's clan.

while the orgasm of the night was thunderous mesmerising fireworks, master chee's orgasm was "fix SINGPORE...FIX the bloody SINGAPORE!!". he was yelling when his disciples laid out "FREE SINGAPORE" using lighted candles and half of the candles forming the S wasn't lit up.

a pal who was there had this to report: JJ sang a number. he must have used too much of his internal energy. after his performance, he was ravish and gulped dozens of hotdogs downing it with barrels of orange juices (syrup plus tap water not the freshly squeezed one)

meanwhile the sinister AVANTAS - the shadowy solitary ninja from the WAYANG CLAN notorious for trouble-making was greatly disappointed. so intense his disappointment cos he wasn't acknowledged or invited to sing, he went on a spree of harrassing old uncles and aunites at PEOPLE'S PARK CENTRE - a place where the god of fortune dwelled...

Buying 4D and Toto !! How can anybody beat that ??

Let’s walk over and ask them some questions:

wayangparty: “Ah Pek, how are you ? Are you going for SDP’s countdown later ?”

Ah Pek: “Huh ? Simi taiji ? What countdown ? Don’t disturb me, you will chase my fortune god away !”

wayangparty: “Ah Soh, have you heard of SDP’s event this evening at Hong Lim Park ?”

Ah Soh: “What does SDP stand for huh ?”

wayangparty: “Hello, auntie, do you know about SDP’s countdown today at Hong Lim Park ?”

Auntie: “SDP ? The one led by Dr Chee ? Shoo…shoo, go away.”

that ended temporarily 2008 MARTIAL ARTS IN LOCAL POLITCS.

part 2 would definitely continue in 2009. stay tuned!