"she kills my baby!! bitch!!"

this dramatic love triangle began - or was it a rectangle affair started because of WP CLAN's swee swee's innocent introduction.....

mi chell and chia sai were disciple from NUS HILL - the "big brother" martial arts school where many great kungfu exponents were born and bred there.

the couple was si shiong and si mei (kungfu brother n sister). they were intensely in love. finally they tied the knot. chia sai after trained in his si ya (ancient lawyer) worked diligently in his uncle si ya fu (ancient law firm).

as he was still a greenhorn and a super blurcock - and he is still now more blur and greener - business was bad for him or bo sen li. he decided to exploit into political kungfu and join WP CLAN. this was the beginning to a the suffering continuous sticky liasion.

la mui was married with 2 teletubbies kids to a suave charismatic jianghu heelo, greenhat swordsman who was running his own security or pao piao. one day, an expensive goods was placed in his care but when it was delivered, his client complained that it was not in perfect original condition. a legal tussle ensued.

meanwhile, la mui was also mingling in WP CLAN hoping to canvass some security business for her husband greenhat swordsman. her best friend, the goddaughter of WP chiefy ah khiang was swee swee. la mui got many kang tao or lobangs from swee swee as ah khiang was quite influential and ruled over a ward called HOU GANG ZHEN.

it was natural that swee swee suggested lamui to seek leegal advice from WP's poster boy si ya, chia sai to solve greenhat's leegal predicament. lamui gladly took her advice. a matchmaking ...oops! an appointment was arranged for lamui n chia sai. it was indeed an indecent matchmaking whic swee swee didn't in her far fetched mind anticipated.

it had unwittingly planted a seed of LUST, BETRAYAL....and eventual suffering caused by illicit liasion of ADULTERY! it also caused the premature death of an unborn child of mi shell, the silent suffering and loving wifey of chia sai.

greenhat's leegal tussle with his powderful client was a sticky one. lamui had to keep seeing chia sai to update him about the latest about this matter. she seemed to be spending more time with the 1/2 past 6 si ya than her family.

gradually, they fell in love. meanwhile mi shell, the wifey of chia sai was pregnant. he spent more time now with lamui than his own suffering pregnant wifey. mi shell began to get suspicious. greenhat also began to get suspicious. swee swee was alos getting suspicious. THE ENTIRE WP CLAN was already damn suspicious. but lamui and chia sai who were now lovers in intense love just shirked the suspicion off.

lamui now as gettin even bitchier over chia sai. she would used her unique black sexmobile to pick & send chia sai. it was a great distance across valleys, hills n more valleys - just to pick & send chia. she drove from her fome to his home and then pick & send him to his work place in the city. after work, again pick & send but to a secluded forest where......(go imagine la!:p)

mi shell's suspicion was confirmed. chia sai had been unfaithful to her. greenhat's suspicion also confirmed. lamui had been unfaithful to him. mi shell fell into pre-natal depression. she hurt so much she couldn't take it any longer. she wanted a divorce. she was filled with sorrow and at the same time frenzy with rage and disappointment. she wanted to get even with chia sai. she aborted his child! then she filed for divorce. it was over between her and chia sai. she obliged him for lamui.

it seem that lamui being an older laukuaybu had worn the affair of the heart. but really, did she? did she really win and make a baby's life as a sacrifice?

NO!!

greenhat swordsman was furious. he had requested for si ya or leegal service on the table. he didn't expect that such service went beyond onto the bed! his beloved black chariot was being abused as a black sexmobile some more. imagine the fodder he had to feed to his chariot just to provide an instrument for the lust of his wife lamui and his si ya, chia sai. he exploded in rage!

greenhat swordsman's anger burst the last straw after he received homing pigeon carrying messages to lamui from chia sai. he waited. when an outgoing homing pigeon flew out from lamui's window, he shot it down with an arrow, retrieved the message and was deeply shocked!! lamui called his two charming kids TOU YUE PIN. that was it!!

he sped off into town into chia sai's office. he banged his table and showed him the messages he had been saving all the while. after he banged the table, he continue to bang among other things chia sai's head. the guan pin or ancient matas were called in. it was weird. chia sai dare not leeported the bashing from greenhat swordsman. he only told the guan pin that they were just having some private kungfu practising. it was all a misunderstanding that kaypohji peasants went to report about the ruckkus.

lamui on hearing what had happened created a bigger fuss when greenhat returned home. one big tight smack was sent across her face. she fell. she wept. she ran out of the house wailing like a mad crazy woman. where else could she go? to the nerd, JJ's.

JJ was saddened by the incident. he was all along deeply obsessed with lamui. the nerd loved flat chested bitches like SUN YAN ZHI, the opera singer. he was so obssessed he even fell in love with his transvestite si di who dressed himself as a bitch and gladly wanked JJ's off his retained intense cum for such long period.

being a mastershapeshifter, JJ transformed himself to a girl and called himself MICHELLQUEK. he approached lamui, counselled her and put his short arms over her shoulder to caress her. JJ was now a fat bitch called MICHELLQUEK. lamui loved to be touched. she was a desperate troll, don't forget.

as MQ, JJ exploited the situation and encouraged lamui to divorce her husband greenhat. he also suggested dumping her 2 teletubbies as they would be a burden to her and hence, her degratory termed used for her kids: TOU YUE PIN.

it was decided. she took JJ aka MICHELLEQUEK's perversed advice....and the rest was history.

from henceforth, lamui and chia sai became officially the adulterous couple known to the martial arts world of politics as the CONDOM HEROES!.

wow lau eh!! liddat also can one huh??!!