as we know master chee is saddled with debts - enormous debts. being a bankrupt, he was still saddled with debts - unnecessary debts. poor lau cheebyekia! keeps on harping and boasting about his "increased supports". how pathetic can he get? begging for alms from poor peasants by exploiting his TIT FOR TAT webpage - TELEPATHIC INFO TRANSMISSION for TELEPHATIC ACCEPTANCE TRANSFER - or whatever u can think of. this story just runs so long until i forgot what was the orginal TIT FOR TAT stood for
but wait....there is a spirit in the air. music & lyrics:
they are one...they do their part. sing to together...hearts to hearts...for we all know that SDPPIES ARE FOR PRICKS...to longkang...they shall go in....
the spirit of NATIONAL DAY was just over. another spirit which is more sinister, foggy and boisterous is on its way. the spirit from the 7TH MONTH OF THE HUNGRY GHOSTS!!
it's GETAI and OPERA season soon. chee's circus of clowns would be kept pretty busy. don't forget: THEY NEED MONEY - PLENTY OF IT!!
master chee with his pipa would be highly in demand. chia sai, the microphone carrier would be best suited ...er...as chee's personalised microphone carrier. what else? he cannot sing. maybe he could act as one of the guniang hua dan in the opera. lamui with her manly testerone loaded voice would play the xiao sheng. what a pair! the reversed transgender change!. finally grabbing the GETAI SPIRIT all to themselves!
it would be a terrific month for the SDPPIES FLEA CIRCUS!
they need money, don't forget. sorry, the radio isn't broken...THEY REALLY NEED MONEY to save themselves! queenstown holiday resort is bankrupted. all those clowns are heading and spending their holidays in changi resorts. and they need money to check themselves in and enjoy a super orgic stays. 2 is a pair; 3 a threesome...more that 10 sdppie clowns are a super orgy season for them! wow!!
meanwhile, sdppie's TIT FOR TAT could start promoting their brand of pipa strumming and bejing opera by master chee. chia sai, lamui and JJ could replay their roles in the famous WU SONG KILLED TIGER story and re-enact their respective roles: SIMON KING -the horny bastar, pang chin lian - the horny unfaitfhul bitch and wu da lang the horniest among them all - 3 footer shortie with the short legs.
who's going to act as wu song - the hero of this WATER MARGIN EPISODE? ah....master chee, of course!
our WU SONG aka chee needs a new facelift type. no...no...this is a brand new WU SONG. he doesn't need to his his knuckle duster to bash to the cat shits out of the poor tiger. that would be cruelty to animal for heaven's sake!
chee, the modern WU SONG only needs to preach. ya lah! blah..blah..blah...and his non stop mind cuddling blah-blah shall kill the tiger. it drives it coconut and banana. the tiger just goes into a frenzy then a stroke, a coma and then a dead pussy cock standing - of course!!
sure will accumulate lots of money and sell to a full house of anticipative audience. there u are sddpie clowns. don't say i didn't help u hor....i've just given u a money printing idea.
so better wake up to your fucking idea and get your butts moving!!
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