PAN CHIN LIAN - past and present

pan chin lian was already quite famous and popular in honglim hill motivating and "helping" peasants poisoned by lehman's bombs. maybe the supports he got had gone biggier into his head.

firstly, he was puffed up so ambitiously that he wanted to be peesailand's next presidento. in order to test the longkang chwee or longkang water, he asked for 100,000 signatures as petition to confirm peasants support. (what was the latest supporting figures....hell! nobody really bothered!)

well, if he couldn't be presidento, maybe he could settle as mp or magistrate of peasant. that began a furry of activities for ah lian. one moment he was at honglim hill helping the poisoned lehman bombed peasants, next we saw him in orchid hill where master chee was holding a wu-lin sacred meeting. what else? the usual chitchats to topple the LEEgime. then again weeks later, it was RP clan to hold their martial arts big scheme in ALSOM HILL. ah lian again was there to preach his GOLDEN LOTUS STANCE.

as rumour was spreading in the martial arts world, that one of ah lian's GOLDEN LOTUS actually did hit something big. it hit BUBU SINGH, the formidable yoga master from the famiLEE. he was alerted to check it out.

it was getting very interesting now. calm before a storm. but why?? why did PAN CHIN LIAN who was once a pappy, ate with pappy, talked pappy...and everything else pappy now using his GOLDEN LOTUS STANCE against the pappies??

ah.....who did ah lian mingle with the most now? yep!! u got it!! master chee who was now a highly skilled kungfu mind-controller. he had mastered all the 10-stages of the CHEEISM - the super hypnotic power. one blast from his pouty lips and the listener would sway to his CHEEISM chant:

SDP'S GOOD, BELIEVE ME, U TOOT!....SDP'S GOOD, BELIEVE ME, U TOOT!!

could pan chin lian succumb to chee's SDP'S GOOD, BELIEVE ME, U BLOODY TOOT!!??

and so, pan chin lian could now be master chee's next secret weapon. but wait!! master chee needed to stamp the "used by expiry date" on ah lian's butt.

poor pan chin lian! he had better to wash his stamped butt clean before the grand yogi master bubu singh sniffed it out! when he finally did, it was to the big longkang for pan chin lian and he could bath with his GOLDEN LOTUS forever.