help u to help ourselves - SDPPIES CLAN

the martial arts world is definitely very quiet these days. all busy attending magistrate courts to drive the local magistrates nutz. all 18 of them TBT clowns.

however, master chee had put to good use his brain-control, brain washing and brain hypnotic skill. he knew that he, his ardent followers and worshippers and his entire clan were now in stupor dilemma. they needed desperately money to check into posh holiday resorts soon.

unemployment and retrenchment in peesailand was high. it would appear that this would be a great idea for master chee to execute one of his mental skill on the peasants - THE REVERSAL PSYCHOLOGY level 8: bluff bluff help peasants to real real help ourselves.

this delirious mental skill played on the plights of peasants especially when they were down and almost approaching out level.

Let's make a difference together
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Singapore Democrats

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methodology about how it could be effectively applied:

1. target down and almost out peasant
2. smoke them with job availablity
3. if #2 fails, try duplicating BOMBASTIC RESUME for them to con prospective employer
4. when peasant co-incidentally got employed, claim for undue credits
5. when #4 is installed, ask for GENEROUS DONATION
6. moni-moni cum from hare-blained peasants who thought their employment was not because of their ability but SDP credibility and help.
7. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - one goondu peasant conned!

HELP U TO HELP OURSELVES......was infact a great way to help themselves over nothing contributory.