MIGHTY THOR helps WP win GRC

this is really master chee ah juan - the super indestructible cockroach.



this can't be master chee. do not be fooled!

MIGHTY THOR helps WP win GRC

believe it or not, after wp gang went to watch THOR, the thunder god, ALJUNIED finally belongs to them.

lucky, the FLASH wasn't shown yet. if the pap see that, it could be a landslide victory to them. LOL!!

now we gotta wait for CAPTAIN AMERICA, GREEN LANTERN, SPIDERMAN 4 AND XMEN 4. dón't forget that IAMFOUR followups. there would be a IAM5, IAM6....until they run out of IAMSICKABOUTIT

green lantern should be very interesting to jaslyn go. she loves making her husband "green" like wearing green hat. chiatilik should see SPIDERMAN 4. with all his teetu c, he should start building an army of his gayboys once again to help him in the next GE, i.e, if he's running.

as for CAPTAIN AMERICAN, that's for goh meng seng. he should start losing weight cos his elder brother david had sadly been a fatal casualty of cardiac arrest. it's about time he looks after his health. capt AMERICAN should be his idol. if he achieves that kind of physique, TAMPINES gay and lesbos votes shall be his in the next GE run.

there u have it. each comic hero is affinated to each opp party. THOR's mighty weapon is the HAMMER and that in a way brought in the heavenly luck for WP which won 6 seats and now ascended to be sgp's most powderful opp party.

keep it up!

if there's a WONDER WOMAN, sylvia should date someone like my li'l brother leetahsar to watch it. avoid ramseth if she doesn't wish for abortion later.

how did shortie mah win tampines?

lst do u agree that baey ayam king look gayish? if your answer is YES, then that was how shortie mah won over tampines- PINK VOTES.

Kuan Yew is the god of know all and god of unmerciful. with his thousands sneaky knuckle-dustered hands and his thousands all seen eyes, he saw the PINK VOTES there brewing.

u look at shortie mah. what does he have? nothing. short. ugly and very avaricious which explains why KUAN YEW, the god of unmercy loves him so much. shortie is ergonomically statured for balls carrying and other mouth job.

there u hv it. baey ayam king was deployed immediately there. u realised also that KY had never disciplined ayam king for his act-cute goatee stubble. that heightened his gayishness which was a formidable weapon to win the pink votes over.

and folks, that's how mah the shortie and ugly tan won over tampines - through ayam king's electrifying winks that attracted all the gay pink votes.

should gohmengseng, our saikongseng had also possessed KY's all seeing skill, he would have teased gay vincent botak over fr SDP and at the same put NICOLE on his team. such a combination would win over not only the gays but also the lesbos.

tampines is one hell of pink town. the gays rule there. don't believe,next time when u are there, observe. especially when u go to the toilet, do be aleert and careful. they are there waiting......

sex, lies and million $ pays

sex, lies and million $ pays

it has come to a conclusion that the real purpose of GRC is NOT ushering minority representatives into parliament. rather it's being abused now to intro pretty young cute mei meis such as TIN PEI LING in. can u understand what's the hardup on lau goh? could he been tired about peanutz and now needed little xiao long pao?

then look at the other adversed effect of GRC. many cute young sugar-candy geges also got ushered in. why like that one huh? we have super lollipops such as TEO SER LUCK who's face looks as blank as a drugged gang-raped victim. then the ever smiling baey ayam king. smiles are all he is best at. what else could voters expect from him? yep! insatiable droolings from lau aunties, uncles, mei meis and especailly the gays. somewhere in a gay site, both teo n baey rank on the top list in the gay's favorite choices.

the lies have been recently exposed as predicted by goh meng seng who mentioned in a tv interview: "what if michael palmer got elected? does GRC still necessary?" michael is by himself another cutie pie but he's a minority eurasion. he won. so that reasoning about sgporeans shunning minority candidates is a big fat LIE!!

sex....hmm. this is taboo. but looking at the likes of other so many young cuties, sex may rule!

above all things, definitely the MILLION DOLLAR$$ awaiting to fatten pockets of the more mellow ex-cuties like vivian, teo ser luck and that horribly ugly no-porn ass-shit lui.

there u have it folks, why GRC? it's all about SEX, LIES and million $ payouts. the minority representation and all those reasoning are just CRAPS! lau goh had done it with introduction and persistent defending of TPL. what more could it be clearer?

GRC now backfires against the paps. if the opp parties who had put up a spectacular performance should continue all their good groundworks.

DO NOT APPEAR ONLY ONCE EVERY 5 YRS AND DISSIPATE INTO OBLIVION. oh plueassse!!

if the opps keep up all their good works, their sincerity would eventually shine through. come 5 yrs later, u bet the sorry arses of the paps many of them shall be booted out!

Aljunied GRC had lost. obi good! the powderful georgie yeo had lost. ok, OBI THE VERY GOOD!! (he's a good man. shortie mah should be the one to go )

what does that tell us? and what does that tell the pap especially the dirty old man who plays tricks of mental intimidation such as REPENT FOR THE NEXT 5 YRS if u dun vote the pap?

yep!! obi obi good!! the pap and the dirty old man must be repenting now. pinky's strategic preGE sorry is now translated into a real SORRY. u think his dirty old man would admit that he's partly to be blamed? of course, not.

old man's tough old school politics is abusing all the instruments available to him such as ISD to shut up dissidents. if he could, he would even do a TIAN AN MEN here if there were more unexpected loses.

to all the aljunied GRC residents.

WELL DONE FOR A GOOD JOB TO HAVE SUPPORTED THE WORKERS' PARTY!!

WE SALUTE YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE TO FACE THE VERBAL THREAT FROM THE PAP AND BRAVELY MADE YOUR CHOICE AND LET THE PAP KNOWS THAT THIS TYPE OF RUFFIAN MAFIA TACTICS CANNOT WORK ANY MORE!!

after sex, lies and million $ pays, what's going to be pulled out from the pap's evil of treats and tricks - mainly more tricks to be expected.

curse of lamui

SDP CLAN just as predicted lost everything.

vincent the botak gay was FLIRT&DESTROY by lamui who tried to seduce him with a piece of cake. botak vincent must ve eaten it. poor gay! he was already jinxed and was oblivion to it.

though an eloquent and charismatic SDP kungfu master, he could have won and became a peesailand version of HARVEY MILK who was the assasinated lst gay mayor of san francisco. but the curse and jinx fr lamui's deadly FLIRT&DESTROY.

next on the casualty list was teo ah lung - the siao lung nu who was imprisoned by the pap using their nasty ISD was back with a vengeance. she must have been to detached from the folk lore happening in peesailand where lamui after wrecking her own family and went on to wreck chia sai's and now leaving chia sai a wrecked wretched guy after doing all the wrecking was acting as kaypohji for ah lung. die la!!

another curse jinxed into action. ah lung lost...and lost quite big time garnering about 30%+ votes.

then lamui jinxed the entire SDP CLAN kungfun masters by going up stage to steal all the limelight. she was such attention whore. the voters were awed by her present. well, not by her sex appeal or sexiness. she was all bones, flat on the front, flatter on the back. who interested except the turdy nerd jj.

voters were pissed cos many read about that report about how she caused much suffering to her greenhat swordsman husby. what confirmed the desperate housewife's situation was she still got the nerve to bring one of her kid girl to show off. she got 2 teletubbies - a boy and a girl. boy kid was missing which could only means she had successfully separated the young siblings, i.e, divorced.

with her presence on stage, the evil aura permeated the entire atmosphere which she was oblivion and still basking gayfully in it.

among the FLIRT&DESTROY victim, chee could be the one most toxifully poisoned. he should be. his taiwanese wifey wasn't always around just like chee claimed.

oh...the evil aura of yao qi possessing and jinxing every SDP kungfu masters. it was no surprised they lost. the only consolation, their supports level was slight up from their last GE of about 20+%. at least now, it had gone up by about 10%.

for SDP CLAN to progress, a few things need to be straighten asap:

1. master chee ah juan must be incapitated. his kungfu n internal strength had to be neutralise to paralyse and he should be expelled to prevent from causing future public clowning disturbances which piss the peesailanders alot.

2. if ah juan goes so must be his bulldog biting sis ah chin.

3. fattie john has to be rid off too. he plays too much on religious gimmick for his evil motive. that's no good.

4. if all those mentioned were allowed to stay put, come GE in 5 yrs time, the same shall repeat. SDP CLAN SURE LOSE ALL. yes again! mark my words.

5. and please do everyone a favour, exorcise that bitch lamui unless SDPpies enjoy her heinous jinxing, FLIRT&DESTROY and all the wreckings she is capable and extremely good at.

fly saucer ETs caused ah seng to lose GE

the results were out: tampines province was won by pap. ah seng's chances was probably dashed by his encounter of fly saucer and ETs which he reported and which later spreaded like wild fire.

even there were those cosmic thingy, one should have kept quiet about it. the normal people would take it that only ABnormal people experience that. perhaps that could ve caused valuable votes lost for the poor ah seng.

anyway, it was a good fight. hopefully, ah seng shall be back in 5 yrs time with more deadly kungfu skills mastery. until, we wish him safe and well.http://sg.news.yahoo.com/blogs/singa...211847513.html

I am responsible for the failures: NSP chief



National Solidarity Party (NSP) chief Goh Meng Seng has claimed responsibility for the party's failure to win any seat in Parliament, despite fielding the most number of opposition candidates for Singapore's General Election.

Goh, who led an NSP team to contest the Tampines group representation constituency (GRC), spoke solemnly at a press conference at the party's headquarters in Jalan Besar late on Saturday night, saying he felt apologetic towards supporters for "letting them down".

NSP fielded 24 candidates for the five-seat GRCs of Chua Chu Kang, Jurong, Marine Parade and Tampines and the single member constituencies (SMCs) of Mountbatten, Pioneer, Radin Mas and Whampoa.

"I'm not happy with this election's results," he said.

Though claiming personal responsibility for the party's losses, he cited the short time to work the ground and "lopsided" media coverage of the party as contributing factors.

He said that he will review NSP's campaign strategies to prepare his team for future elections.
Nevertheless, he said he is particularly proud of the performance of the Choa Chu Kang and Marine Parade teams, which obtained 38.8 percent and 43.35 percent of votes, respectively.

Speaking for his team's 42.78 percent result, he said: "We managed to take at least 10 percent off from PAP's side."

Among the NSP's slates for the GRCs, the Marine Parade team, which includes the youngest and most popular candidate of the election, Nicole Seah, had the closest margin against the ruling People's Action Party (PAP) team led by Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong.

The NSP chief jokingly said, "Uncle Goh is going to have a hard time sleeping tonight."

The 24-year-old herself said in the press conference that she was wasn't disappointed with her team's result, and instead, she was energised and rejuvenated. Seah's other team mates included 63-year-old Ivan Yeo, 60-year-old Cheo Chai Chen, 31-year-old Spencer Ng and 29-year-old Abdul Salim Harun.

Aside from SM Goh, the PAP group included 45-year-old Fatimah Lateef, 42-year-old Tan Chuan-Jin, 49-year-old Seah Kian Peng and 27-year-old Tin Pei Ling, who was subject to fierce online criticism for her answers in interviews.

On PAP's win in Marine Parade, Tin said, "I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support and confidence in me. I will continue to do my best for the people of Singapore."

In contrast, Seah shot to stardom on her good looks, witty remarks and willingness to embrace social networking to engage voters.

"Many factors have come into play. One of it is different channels of communicating and disseminating information. This has really led to more Singaporeans stepping up to really talk about what they believe in, and being more bold and courageous than before," said Seah.

Seah has already started preparing for the next General Election with plans to work the ground again soon. Before returning to work on Monday, she will visit some low-income families in MacPherson that she had previously contacted to provide them free tuition.

"To me, this is just the beginning. I never saw this 2011 elections as an end in itself," Seah said.

Nicole has indicated that she will stay in NSP and is willing to take part in future elections.

"I think if you want to go into politics, you have to take a very long-term view with regards to what you want to achieve. You can't make changes in just a short time," said the advertising executive.

Next up for the NSP is leadership renewal. Goh is planning to groom the younger members in NSP to take over the party in the future. He has also hinted that Seah will be cast in a more important role in the party.

With regards to the Non-constituency Member of Parliament (NCMP) that the Marine Parade team can be a part of, Seah will leave it up to the party to decide who they will send as an NCMP.

She recognises the contrived role of an NCMP but still hopes to represent the party. "For me, any chance to serve Singapore even in its limited capacity... I would be glad to take it up and use it to serve Singaporeans," said Seah.

Goh plans to get the Marine Parade team to decide who the NCMP will be.

Seah was keeping up with the election results over the radio and cheered for the Worker's Party (WP) when news broke that WP's Aljunied team won.

"This is something really new, exciting and vibrant for Singapore. All this while, we've had a really stagnant political landscape, but I think things are going to change and they are going to get better from here," said Seah.

would lau lee meet his maker if lost 2 smc and 2 GRCs?

everyone should be very worried that if they would to vote our lau lee's favorite money making mah the shortie tan, that would be like one GRC or 5 wards down the drain for the pap. lau lee might get cardiac seizure. then what happen?

another hot seat ward is aljunied where georgie poggie yeo would be aniticipate to a close fight and might highly lose this GRC too. the last GE, georgie won by slim margin over WP's A team headed by sylvia lim. this time round, it could be worst.

then potong pasir with affiable auntie lina at the helm, she might just easily win it from the pap regular loser seetoh yi pin.

over in hougang, ltk has left his comfort zone to contest in a GRC and his protege yaw shin leong took over. it would be a uphill challenge as yaw had stupidly blogged that he actually voted teo ho pin during the last GE. would the voters appreciate his honesty or mock at his foolishness? hougang has all along been untouched by pap, this time the unexpected whammy might just happen :(

the best would be wong kan seng's GRC team lose. that would really put the last nail into lau lee's standing by coffin. would the immortal old man finally mean his match and prepare to meet his maker?

light, action...and CAMERA roll!!

but then contradicting all the euphoria and excess optimism that opp may win, the voters might do the unexpected (or rather anticipated) warped behaviour. they either void their precious vote or vote the pap instead and hoping the other fella would vote the opp instead. if majority think like that, what's going to happen? like the last GE, the opp wins! shit!!

it's no guarantee that opp rallies massively attended by voters would ensure that they would vote for them. last GE's result had shown otherwise. pap won even though their audience paled against those fr the opps. but eventually, pap won.

so people,

DO NOT BOTHER WHO THE NEXT FELLA IS GOING TO VOTE - U VOTE THE OPP IN....DO IT AND JUST DO IT! MARK YOUR CROSS ON THE OPP'S SYMBOL. RID THE PAP ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

leetahsar almost brought tears to Josephine buck-toothed yeo

leetahsar almost brought tears to Josephine buck-toothed yeo

what can i say about my li'l brother the abdominal LEETAHSAR?

LTS was sipping his teh-see siew dai (tea wtih cream n less sugar) at toa payoh hawker centre. buck-toothed josephine had to come and shake hand with him. it became a very interesting dialogue .....

josephine: Hi! nice to meet u. remember vote for pap! ( hand stretched to shake)

leetahsar: (reached out his hand to grab josephine)...can i ve 3 minutes of your time please?

J: sorry bz....(smiled with glistening colgate commercial buck-teeth)

LTS: (held on firmly to her hand) then why come shake hand with me...just by pass me or anyone would be ok. i just wanna pour my displeasure with the pap. so u pap guys aren't really interested lah?

J: (jialat liao and bo bian, smiled and sat down) ok i listen to your unhappiness for awhile.

LTS: u see...there are many old folks hanging around in hawker centres nowadays. many are not buying hawkers' food. some are eyeing at food leftover by others so that they could feast on it. some are counting their coins so that they know they ve enough for a bowl of noodle......

i m saddened. why are all these happening in my ward and many other places when the pap claims that they are looking after all these poor old folks?

J: but we do look after them.....

LTS: (snapping in) you do? then there shouldn't be all these poor old guys behaving like that. the fact that i m also angry at why pap doesn't control the rental of hawkers'stalls? why do they upgrade n then raise all the rentals? and worst, why do they allow the hawkers to sublet and then raise the rentals further to another sub-tenanted hawker. in the end, the bowl of noodle ends up very expensive cos we have to bear all those unreasonable rental costs. why...i really wanna know why aren't the mps looking into this and control the prices...or control the rents and also for the food prices? why is subletting allowed?

u look at some of those stalls there. so many closed. why? either they ve made enough or they are closed for good? why does this allowed to happen?

hawker centres were built to provide affordable food to residents. many just couldn't afford such foods any more. doesn't the pap have the decency to feel shameful that they have allowed such sorry state to happen and persist?

J: sorry uncle. those hiccups are not under our jurisdiction. they belong to NEA.

LTS: (temper brewing and almost shouted WTF!!) but u and the paps always boasted that u look after the poor and the needies, the aged and sick and blah ...blah. so that's not true isn't? u just passed the ball to another statboard...and if i were to go to that statboard, the ball would be passed to the next...and the next. ultimately, it's the pap's administration that is allowing such a irresponsiblity to be passed along like a musical chair.

J: not like that uncle....that's not very fair comment.

LTS: that's inconsequential...whether it's fair or not. the fact that such a sad sorry phenomenum is happening all over many hawker centres. doesn't the pap bear some responsibility that they are the CAUSE? they could easily control the rental, prevent subletting or even control the prices of food sold. if they legitimatise all food prices to be sold at say, $2.... half of the residents' unhappiness over expensive hawker foods would have been solved.

why doesn't the pap administration do that? why allow food prices in hawker centres to escalate like nobody's business? do u call that a "concerned and caring" gov? i doubt so.

J: that's not fair again the comment. we already have social welfare implemented to help the poor and the needies.

LTS: THAT'S INCONSEQUENTIAL AGAIN, MY DEAR.....(louder and sterner tone) pap likes to push the problem...push the blame....claim all the credits but when come to such basic, they are quite ignorant and almost done nothing much to bring down food prices. why is it like that? the miserable welfare dished out is really pathetic. have u tried before to survive on that miserable amount?

J: we have more important things and problems to deal with... and lacking in manpower....

LTS: ya, right! how much is ur mp's pay...and your regular job's pay? mp's i believe is about $14.5K and your regular monthly pay might be even more. so i believe u could engage maybe an assistant capable to help u solve all these pesky problems. u can spare a mere $3 or $4k to engage me....n i see i bring all the prices of all the hawker food down. of course i must be equipped with all the necessary jurisdiction and power to handle the rentals and fix all the irrational rules.

......and it went on and on. by the time, josephine buck-toothed knew it, she had already spent almost an hour talking to the super lo so LTS. she was quietly fuming. her face was blushed and if one looked carefully, she felt humiliated and almost close to tears.

LTS - u big fat idiot!! now why u go and bully such a sweet buck-toothed lady mp? LOL!!