day, night and eclipse

BREAKING NEWS: MDA DEMANDS REGISTRATION OF TOC

The Media Development Authority (MDA) has written to The Online Citizen’s Joshua Chiang and Choo Zheng Xi, informing them that TOC has been determined to be ‘providing a programme for the promotion or discussion of political issues relating to Singapore’. As such, the website has to be registered with the MDA ‘under condition 4 of the Schedule to the Broadcasting (Class License) Notification’.

The email arrived at 4.13 pm today and included a nine-page registration form. Particulars demanded in the form include details of the web publisher, web host and five other editorial members currently residing in Singapore.

TOC has 14 days to register.


the imperial courts of the leegime now feared the influences from TOC or TALKING OF COCKS which was a website that opposed everything the leegime did in peesailand. i mean really everything from durians to cherries to the tiny grapeseeds!

the leegime wanted TOC to be classified as political site. when this was done, they would have to reveal who were their kungfu experts behind those deadly calligraphy brushstrokes skill. most might not knew it that our nerdy kungfu expert JJ was one of the TOC gang. u bet that he could be now packing and preparing to abscond at the slightest hint of an invasion from the leegime.

the question was rekindled by the leegime: WHO FUND TOC? sound familiar to WHO FUND MASTER CHEE?

if it were the peasants who funded TOC, that would be good. it meant that most peasants were pissed off by the leegime's bloodsucking policies. however, what if the funds were derived from foreign forces? then every peasants should be made wary as to what evil motive lurked behind those insiduous foreigners.

another school of thoughts would be the intimidation felt by the leegime cos the deadly master brushstrokes from TOC were indeed doing much damages and internal injuries to the paps bureaucracy. GE was drawing nearer. there might be a chance that the leegime might be overthrown if such black ink kept splashing against them from TOC... and the peasants-cum-voters bought it and were convinced.

whatever it was, this coming GE would be really exciting. it could be a turning point or desist to the overdue leegime's dynasty.

there were 3 types of peasants in peesailand. they were like day who were the average trueful simple peasants. then there were peasants who were like the night and were just straightforwardly bad and evil. finally there were eclipse - peasants who appeared like good day but were actually dark as night. the last category was best represented by master chee and his SDP CLAN of imbecile zombies who couldn't differentiate day or night. they were blind zombied followers and their fate was long sealed to the big longkang.