Thursday, November 12, 2009

prelude to resurrection of ramseth's death

secret messages were received. they exposed lamui's extravagance. her jaguar instead of the black sexmobile she was driving. her lavishness for expensive trip to Egypt, to the river NILE swimming with the crocodiles....her exploration of mummy's tomb to hunt for the illusive NOAH ARK which contained the secret manual kungfu from the gods.

her mission: to retrieve it for master chee so that he could be fully installled as the messiah and using the ARK's scrolled kungfu to devastate the domination of the famiLEE in peesailad.

then another revelation from messages of the carrier pigeons from ramsey:

LAMUI DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE. SHE BANS ME!

a blotch of blood stain smeared the note.

the next day, another carrier pigeon's note arrived: RAMSY IS DEAD. HE WOULD BE CREMATED NEXT MORNING.....

poor guy, all his pals who got those messages and thought he had died a heartbroken loverboy.

the news began to spread like wild fire in sbf theatre. as soon as everyone was in bereavement over ramsy's sudden death, the dead guy appeared and posted his messages.

it stunted the martial arts world. was that a ghost or was that a yao kuai?
no. it was ramsy! he admitted that it was all a prank to attract the attention of lamui who had ignored him for too long.

oh! the power of FLIRT&DESTROY. once hit, forever would be dwindling in her grasp of manipulation, deceit and deployement.

very soon, the hordes of lamui's F&D victims arose to create more nonsense and to embrazen the bitchy mama of the martial arts world.

more nonsense to come....stay tuned.:

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