Friday, October 16, 2009

a duel with the CONDOM HEROES

currently, lamui was involved in the magistrate court. she was charged for trolling and trying to instigate chaos in the martial arts world of politics. she was one of the main components of the crazy dragon deadly 18 blows. however, already a few blows had already absconded. this deadly stance was now maimed, weakened and faced certain nasty chroming from the LEEgime soon. the magistrate would dispense the torture after the interrogation was duly completed.

the silly gang of blurcock disciples cum sdppie clowns of master chee looked hopelessly lost. some like lamui was trying to wriggle her way out by denying her presence and involvement in that crazy dragon deadly 18 blows stance which by the way had now been left with only about 15. their public demo on that stance was such a freak joke which left many peasants laughing in stitches!

lamui being a very suspicious petty troll decided to msn ramseth who was obscenely infatuated with her and had been brutally hit by her deadly FLIRT&DESTROY sinister winks. he was now under her spell.

lamui: ramy, how the mata knew my hideout? u told them is it? u were also a mata kia last time.

ram: no my dear.....i didn't.

lamui, already scheming shot out a F&D stance: ok then. never mind. i miss u, i love u...i beri lonely without u. can we meet tonight? i m horny for u. i zoom in my black sexmobile in about an hour time to pick up for hoolalala, ok?

ram: ON AH!! yes!! on!! what perfume u want me to spray? mandom 69?

soon, a mandomly smelling ramseth was all attired waiting for lamui's sexmobile. wheesh! it was here. swish! and they were gone.

soon the meanacing sexmobile was rambling and humping up and down. there was groaning, moaning and shrieking inside.

scene change....we are now inside the sexmobile observing what was going on with all those XXX grunting sounds.

oh no! ramseth was all bounded up. he was naked with legs held up and tied spread awide. lamui was smirking. chia sai was inside there too. both of them suspected ramseth as the undercover from the LEEgime. they are going to chrome him to get answers.

lamui: u better tell us what u did, u scoundrel!!
ram: i did nothing. i love u dear. why u doing this to me?
c s: give it to him. shuck it in!!

in her hand was an awfully funny little prick. it was a dildo! it was electronically remote controlled. wow! happening!!

lamui: ramy, u double crossed me many times. u fed me with wrong info and made me killed the blurcock piggy leetahsar! although i didn't really do it myself. the nerd JJ was glad to do the dirty work for me. but now....u also sabo me to my arch enemy saikongseng and the matas. why?!!

in a fit of fury, she shucked it into him. the evil dildo began its sinister drilling. wrrr...brrr...grrr....it was all over soon. ramseth passed out in orgasmic ecstasy. he was thrown off among some bushes with his clothings strewn unceremoniously all over. his thongs was left hanging on a branch swaying with the gentle breeze. all was quiet. only the crickets were singing with an occasional croak from a toad.

poor ramseth! in his effort to please both side of lamui and saikongseng who was also his good buddy had now faced shunning from both parties.

ramseth was rescued by a pair of young lovers who was trying to copulate in the same bush where he was lying out cold.

back at the hospital, ramseth now suffered from chronic diarrhoea from all the dildoing torture he got from lamui. he was dreadfully dehydrated. the wicked chroming with the remote controlled dildo also left him ED. poor thing!! in his daze, suddenly leetahsar appeared in his dream and taught him a new fantastic long lost kungfu stance.

miraculously, he recovered fast soon after that uncanny dream. he practised the skill taught to him and he vowed that he would take revenge on the CONDOM HEROES couple for doing such disservice to him.

stay tuned for the DUEL WITH THE CONDOM HEROES soon.....

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