the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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as u ve observed every posting from me was repercussed with nasty insulting spams. now let me take u to another insight happening about why all these spammings are appearing incessantly.

my li'l brother the orginal LEETAHSAR used to live in recluse in USA or Ulu Sembawang Area where he ran a garden business. he had horde of regular customers who patronised his humble garden. now why won't they come? he was always giving away free plants instead of selling them! LOL!!

it so happened that a bunch of laukuaybus who were very rich tai-tais lost their way in that USA remote part of peesailand and ended up in his garden. the cheery LTS thought they were prospective customers and gladly entertained them.

that was the start to a continuous friendship till now. as words spreaded, more laukuaybuS patronised his garden. when it was abruptly demolished and bulldozed by the gov, he migrated to a new location. his horde of loyal lkbs followed and continued to buy plants from him. as they were rich tai-tais, they recommended many to him.

after the last bulldozing n destruction of his paintstakingly built garden, LTS decided to call it quit and happily retired. (how i wish i could do it just like him!) beside horticulture skill, LTS was blessed with a heavenly gift called LUCK. striking the lottery was like a regular lady's menses! it was either 4D or TOTO.

when he striked, he would treat his faithful lkbs to good makan cos they were always treating him too. it was a return of goodwill. this was where bluesotong or kelvin thum came into the picture. (remember his defaming quote: CHEAT, LEECH & EXPLOIT? well, u would witness the real thing here)

it was from this posting in the old sbf that attracted sotong and a couple of others:

http://eatapaotakeaseat.blogspot.com/

but the cunning evil sotong wasn't really here for a simple friendship. he had bigger bad intention which some other forummers had long cautioned LTS. this stupid idiot goon wasn't listening nor paying any attention to such hints.

during one of the makan session with lkbs gang, sotong was invited. (he also met a dying abnoxious old man - a wacky old pal of LTS' laukuaykong gang.) gosh!! this guy really ordered. live fish, abalones, sharkfins....and ended it with bird's nest dessert!

the sumptuous meal was quite expensive but to the tai-tais, it was chicken feet to them. to suck up to the lkbs, the crafty-play-blur sotong presented them with some home-made "snake oils" which were boasted to be good for rheumatism and such.

surprisingly, laukuaybu wasn't really keen but just to oblige took a bottle. she insisted on paying him $20 instead of $15 which was the price of his snake oil. he could keep the $5 change. if he refused payment, then they refused his oils.

not long after, one of the lkb complained that sotong's oil was horrendous. it caused blisters to her palms and skin when she applied them. in a fit of anger, she also revealed and warned LTS about the evil motive about sotong. she added that when that sex pervert spoke, his eyes was flinting alot. such kind of person, one must be wary cos there was alot of XXX things going inside his warped blain.

bluesotong does not appear now. but do not be deceived by that. he's logged on 24/7 preying on young girls - and maybe guys.

you would be surprised that lamei in order to acquaint LTS even went to the extend to exploit sotong to arrange for the meetup. this accursed acquaintance was a big mistake from the start for both parties. LTS met for the simple sole purpose of acquaintance and friendship while the others met him cos of the forms they created from the emptiness he wrote - emptiness is form, form is emptiness....... when they couldn't instigate him to do their wishes, the tables would be turned against him.

that's how the feud continues until now. whether it's true, half-true or fake.....u guys go decide. but one thing for sure, take the unanimous advice from LTS' pals:

DO NOT MEET FORUMMERS. BE CAREFUL WHO U MEET....

or be stalked like my poor li'l brother LEETAHSAR.
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emptiness is form...form is emptiness
have u wonder why i m being targeted by mastershapeshifter n his clones?
got time to protest, no time for court - that's sdp's PATRIOTISM. jokers right?