ministar of HELL, holy cow in peesailand was indeed a superstar of moneymaker not only for the leegime but more for himself.
one day while counting his silver, gold and platinum taels, he came down with a sudden euphoria. he realised how easy was for him, a penangnite to strike not gold but platinum in peesailand. in his orgasmic happiness, a sudden heart attack striked.
in a zippity zoom, he was wheeled off to the hospital. immediate operation was performed on him. an opened operation by the best locters in peesailand. why locters and not DOCTORS, u ask? well, doctors treat patience - rich or poor and mostly the poor. locters in peesailand treated the rich and the powderful first. they were loaded with platinum taels and hence they got all the priority of the best among the creamy locters.
now the bill was out for the ministar of HELL who was paid in million taels per year to bleed peasants high and dry. his entire medical bills came to only 8 copper shillings!! what?? no kidding?? sadly, that was really it. 8 copper shillings! an average pesant who seeked medical attention had to pay:
1. the locter's rapid cosultation of less than 5 minutes -9.5 copper
2. lab test if any would be another 11 copper. if there were more, then more coppers.
3. pharmacy to get the medicine another charges depending of how many weeks of supply.
here we have the ministar of HELL, the holy cow having only to cough out 8 copper shillings!?? well, it was really daylight robbery. how could it be when he was the ministar of HELL or better preposition: ministar from HELL.
sadly, the peasants who were sick chronically or acutely continue d to bleed in peesailand. they had to cos u got a representative from HELL as the ministar with a million tael to crack his blain just to do that.
Oct 27, 2010
Khaw's bill for bypass: $8
Health minister points out benefits of health insurance schemes
By Fiona Low
Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan doing stretching exercises at a physiotherapy session at the National Heart Centre in June after undergoing bypass surgery the previous month. --ST FILE PHOTO
HEALTH Minister Khaw Boon Wan paid just $8 after recent bypass surgery, and it was because he had signed up for the MediShield scheme and had an additional shield supplement from a private insurance company.
He wrote about the experience in a post on his blog - mohsingapore.blogspot.com - yesterday.
In the post, he likened health insurance schemes, such as MediShield and ElderShield, to umbrellas that help Singaporeans weather rainy days.
According to the minister, reforms in recent years, such as increasing the MediShield payout from 56 per cent to 66 per cent of large hospital bills in 2008, have helped these insurance plans reach out to more in the population.
The number of uninsured young Singaporeans has fallen from 45 per cent in 2007 to 17 per cent last year as a result of school programmes to reach out to the young.
Some 88 per cent of Singaporeans are now protected by MediShield and of these, 58 per cent have topped up with a private shield plan for hospitalisation in Class A wards and private hospitals.
again, remember this in peesailand, they had LOCTERS and not doctors. in peesailand, peasants could only choose to die but could never choose to fall sick. being sick was worst then being dead.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
to spare or not to spare? the rod of the question
peesailand should legislate the ROD. not to prick offensive troublemakers from SDP CLAN but to unspare the ROD on their butts. take a long hard look at this videoclip. if SDP clan wayward disciples and especially master chee ah juan were to put through this ordeal, half of the public nuisance antic from SDP CLAN would be eliminated and refrained in future.
so to spare or not to spare - that's the ROD of the question. :)
so to spare or not to spare - that's the ROD of the question. :)
Thursday, October 21, 2010
SDP CLAN DONATED 10,500 TAELS
a total of 10,500 taels was generously donated to the leegime's coffer. tak boleh tahan!! that was what most peasants who had stupidly donated their blood and sweat money to SDP CLAN now realised what an idiot they were!
CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY BLOWS revisited
after the failed first attempt for this deadly stance at the parleement house, all the SDP clowns for this deadly stance were apprehended and fleeced off painfully their gold taels.
not long after that, SDP CLAN took their lelong selling koyoks (medicated plaster) with all their tong-tong chengs (cymbals, gongs and drums) to toa payoh province. there they displayed their deadly tak boleh tahan crazy dragon 18 deadly blows stance again. this time round, it failed miserably again.
again the kungfu clowns involved this such sdp's unique deadly stance were all arrested. they were now charged heavily with a total of 10,500 taels fleeced from them.
would those kungfu clowns learn their lesson? tak boleh tahan! of course not! cos those hard-earned money were actually conned by donations from the blood money of peasants. those who might be reading this news now could be hitting hard their chest and realised how gullible and stupid they had fallen trap into master chee's deadly mind-boggling control technique.
Oct 19, 2010
8 fined over SDP assembly
A GROUP of people who gathered in Toa Payoh two years ago for a political party's 'tak boleh tahan' campaign were found guilty on Tuesday of taking part in an assembly which they ought reasonably to have known was held without a permit.
Of the 12 who were brought to court, three have since been dealt with ? lawyer Chia Ti Lik, 36, who had been fined $800; Sylvester Lim Teck Hee, 49, a Singapore Democratic Party central executive committee member, and Go Hui Leng, 38, a supporter, $600 each.
Eight of the nine convicted on Tuesday were fined between $900 and $1,000. But District Judge Kessler Soh allowed their fines to be stayed, pending their appeals against conviction and sentence.
SDP's secretary-general Chee Soon Juan, 48, and Yap Keng Ho, 49, an activist, were each fined the maximum of $1,000. Chee's sister, Chee Siok Chin, 44, a member of the central executive committee; and assistant treasurer Jeffrey George, 46; were each fined $950.
Assistant treasurer John Tan Liang Joo, 49; film-maker Seelan Palay 25; freelance software developer Chong Kai Xiong, 29; and vice-chairman Francis Yong Chu Leong, 61, were each fined $900. Party chairman Gandhi Ambalam, 67, was not sentenced after he disputed his criminal record. His case will be mentioned again on Oct 29.
The SDP had organised the 'tak boleh tahan' campaign - which means 'cannot take it' - to publicise high ministerial salaries, GST and cost of living in Singapore.
CRAZY DRAGON 18 DEADLY BLOWS revisited
after the failed first attempt for this deadly stance at the parleement house, all the SDP clowns for this deadly stance were apprehended and fleeced off painfully their gold taels.
not long after that, SDP CLAN took their lelong selling koyoks (medicated plaster) with all their tong-tong chengs (cymbals, gongs and drums) to toa payoh province. there they displayed their deadly tak boleh tahan crazy dragon 18 deadly blows stance again. this time round, it failed miserably again.
again the kungfu clowns involved this such sdp's unique deadly stance were all arrested. they were now charged heavily with a total of 10,500 taels fleeced from them.
would those kungfu clowns learn their lesson? tak boleh tahan! of course not! cos those hard-earned money were actually conned by donations from the blood money of peasants. those who might be reading this news now could be hitting hard their chest and realised how gullible and stupid they had fallen trap into master chee's deadly mind-boggling control technique.
Oct 19, 2010
8 fined over SDP assembly
A GROUP of people who gathered in Toa Payoh two years ago for a political party's 'tak boleh tahan' campaign were found guilty on Tuesday of taking part in an assembly which they ought reasonably to have known was held without a permit.
Of the 12 who were brought to court, three have since been dealt with ? lawyer Chia Ti Lik, 36, who had been fined $800; Sylvester Lim Teck Hee, 49, a Singapore Democratic Party central executive committee member, and Go Hui Leng, 38, a supporter, $600 each.
Eight of the nine convicted on Tuesday were fined between $900 and $1,000. But District Judge Kessler Soh allowed their fines to be stayed, pending their appeals against conviction and sentence.
SDP's secretary-general Chee Soon Juan, 48, and Yap Keng Ho, 49, an activist, were each fined the maximum of $1,000. Chee's sister, Chee Siok Chin, 44, a member of the central executive committee; and assistant treasurer Jeffrey George, 46; were each fined $950.
Assistant treasurer John Tan Liang Joo, 49; film-maker Seelan Palay 25; freelance software developer Chong Kai Xiong, 29; and vice-chairman Francis Yong Chu Leong, 61, were each fined $900. Party chairman Gandhi Ambalam, 67, was not sentenced after he disputed his criminal record. His case will be mentioned again on Oct 29.
The SDP had organised the 'tak boleh tahan' campaign - which means 'cannot take it' - to publicise high ministerial salaries, GST and cost of living in Singapore.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
master chiam eyeing for new frontiers
master chiam after inflicted by near fatal blow from his ex-protege chee ah juan, gradually was recovering from the serious internal injuries. together he teamed up with KJ from the RP CLAN and ventured off into conquering new frontiers. hopefully, the handicapped master chiam could live past then to achieve his conquest. let's wish him the best!! in good health, courage and support from the peasants to aid his victory!
as for master chee, he could jolly well go suck a lemon and choke himself with it!
SPP may contest Hong Kah GRC with Reform Party at next GE
By Hoe Yeen Nie | Posted: 02 October 2010 2235 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1084755/1/.html
SINGAPORE : The Singapore People's Party's (SPP) Chiam See Tong made a surprise appearance at Hong Kah GRC on Saturday, to join the Reform Party on their walkabout.
And he said they may contest the next general elections (GE) there together.
Mr Chiam, along with members of the SPP and Reform Party were at Yew Tee constituency.
The ward is helmed by former Transport Minister Yeo Cheow Tong, who is due to retire from politics before the next elections.
Mr Chiam had announced plans to challenge the People's Action Party (PAP) in Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC in the next elections, and now may be eyeing Hong Kah GRC as well.
"The other partners feel that we're better at Hong Kah. So I've decided to come and have a look at myself. And I find that residents here are very receptive of the opposition," said Mr Chiam, Secretary-General of SPP.
Kenneth Jeyaretnam, Secretary-General of the Reform Party said: "No decision has been made yet as to where we'll field the joint teams, so Bishan-Toa Payoh is still in the mix and a possibility, but it gives us flexibility."
Mr Jeyaretnam said the decision to field the joint team will be taken when the electoral boundaries are announced.
It has been speculated that electoral boundaries may be redrawn to bring Choa Chu Kang Single Member Constituency into the fold. The MP for Choa Chu Kang is Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong.
The Reform Party has been visiting Hong Kah at least twice a week to build up its support base.
Mr Chiam may boost the party's momentum but he said more must be done to work the ground in Hong Kah GRC.
It's a sentiment echoed by Gillian Koh, a political watcher from the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.
"Mr Chiam is a well-known figure on his own. We'll have to see whether he's able to bring that political capital to Hong Kah. He will have to build up his reputation on the ground. And RP (Reform Party) is a new party, so it's going to have to build up its branding as well," said Koh.
Residents of Hong Kah have mixed views as to whether the opposition will find success.
Some cited Mr Chiam's age and poor health as reasons; others felt that the incumbent PAP is doing a good job.
MPs for Hong Kah GRC will not take the challenge lightly.
Zaqy Mohamad, MP for Hong Kah GRC said: "He's got his supporters, not just in Potong Pasir but also elsewhere. But having said that, I think we have our own strengths, and I think we've done a pretty good job over the last four, five years to win over support. And I think it's a good time to see whether it's been good work or not."
Negotiations are still on for the Reform Party to join the Singapore Democratic Alliance, and Mr Chiam said details will be finalised soon.
The Singapore Democratic Alliance is a coalition of three parties, one of which is the SPP. The other two are the Singapore Malay National Organisation (PKMS) and the Singapore Justice Party. - CNA /ls
as for master chee, he could jolly well go suck a lemon and choke himself with it!
SPP may contest Hong Kah GRC with Reform Party at next GE
By Hoe Yeen Nie | Posted: 02 October 2010 2235 hrs
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1084755/1/.html
SINGAPORE : The Singapore People's Party's (SPP) Chiam See Tong made a surprise appearance at Hong Kah GRC on Saturday, to join the Reform Party on their walkabout.
And he said they may contest the next general elections (GE) there together.
Mr Chiam, along with members of the SPP and Reform Party were at Yew Tee constituency.
The ward is helmed by former Transport Minister Yeo Cheow Tong, who is due to retire from politics before the next elections.
Mr Chiam had announced plans to challenge the People's Action Party (PAP) in Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC in the next elections, and now may be eyeing Hong Kah GRC as well.
"The other partners feel that we're better at Hong Kah. So I've decided to come and have a look at myself. And I find that residents here are very receptive of the opposition," said Mr Chiam, Secretary-General of SPP.
Kenneth Jeyaretnam, Secretary-General of the Reform Party said: "No decision has been made yet as to where we'll field the joint teams, so Bishan-Toa Payoh is still in the mix and a possibility, but it gives us flexibility."
Mr Jeyaretnam said the decision to field the joint team will be taken when the electoral boundaries are announced.
It has been speculated that electoral boundaries may be redrawn to bring Choa Chu Kang Single Member Constituency into the fold. The MP for Choa Chu Kang is Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong.
The Reform Party has been visiting Hong Kah at least twice a week to build up its support base.
Mr Chiam may boost the party's momentum but he said more must be done to work the ground in Hong Kah GRC.
It's a sentiment echoed by Gillian Koh, a political watcher from the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.
"Mr Chiam is a well-known figure on his own. We'll have to see whether he's able to bring that political capital to Hong Kah. He will have to build up his reputation on the ground. And RP (Reform Party) is a new party, so it's going to have to build up its branding as well," said Koh.
Residents of Hong Kah have mixed views as to whether the opposition will find success.
Some cited Mr Chiam's age and poor health as reasons; others felt that the incumbent PAP is doing a good job.
MPs for Hong Kah GRC will not take the challenge lightly.
Zaqy Mohamad, MP for Hong Kah GRC said: "He's got his supporters, not just in Potong Pasir but also elsewhere. But having said that, I think we have our own strengths, and I think we've done a pretty good job over the last four, five years to win over support. And I think it's a good time to see whether it's been good work or not."
Negotiations are still on for the Reform Party to join the Singapore Democratic Alliance, and Mr Chiam said details will be finalised soon.
The Singapore Democratic Alliance is a coalition of three parties, one of which is the SPP. The other two are the Singapore Malay National Organisation (PKMS) and the Singapore Justice Party. - CNA /ls
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I have decided to begin a series of posts on my current and historical field reports.
Since this is Sammyboy forum, I shall restrict myself to only legal brothel houses, except that somewhere along the line, I shall also talk about my ex-tirak Xiao Ching the Freelance CKM.
Just a bit of info ...
I started cheonging many years ago. My first cheonging base was Petain. At that time, many revonations had not been done yet and it was a very dirty and run-down place.
I used to fuck Petain prostitutes one or twice a month. The longest I have been without commercial sex is 10 weeks, and I have never broken that record for a very very long time.
Petain prostitutes are cheaper than GL pros. Last time, only $30 or $40 depending on quality. Later on, there also appeared $50 category, but they are very rare.
One year after starting Petain, I moved to GL $80-cat.
The legal GL brothel offered a tremendous improvement in service, because unlike Petain, the gal will wash and bathe you from head to toe properly in a CLEAN, HYGENIC bathroom, with LOTS OF SOAP AND WATER. The level of fucking service was also MUCH HIGHER than Petain. The complete works --- foreplay, BBBJ, FJ, ... could be expected from ANY legal GL girl, whether $80 or $150-cat.
I had many GL 80-cats over the years. One of my most memorable ones was Xiao Yun Que (little sparrow) of Westerhoust House 6. These are two FRs I wrote on her a couple of years ago .....
Xiao Yun Que – 1st FR
Visited GL today (Sat) at 3pm. I went to my favourite house (no. 6) at Lorong 18. Asked for Xiao Yun Que ($80 cat) who is also one of my favourite. Wa lao ... today she was in high demand man, I had to wait at least an hour before she finally arrived.
Her figure is short, a little plump, she is one of the more experienced ladies at GL, but still look very pretty. She (as usual) came wearing a loose fitting small skirt. I could see her legs still very smooth - she must have maintain well. After she signed in, we went upstairs and picked a room. Then we undressed, and she bathed me. After so long never go GL - wa lao, I really enjoy the slow bath that I had. Part-timers invariably either bathe quickly or dun even bathe you at all. But GL gals bathe u slowly, soap and rinse you very thoroughly - that's what I really like.
After drying ourselves we got onto bed and began the action. She lick my nipples, chest, legs, etc. This part is quite SOP but I must say she licks well. Then I turned over and she licked my back, and do some ass rimming. Then she asked me to prop my ass up and she went underneath me to give me bbbj. Her mouth was really nice ... had to control myself to prevent premature ejection.
After a while I turned over to lie on my back again. Then she gave me more bbbj. After so long never had bbbj, I found it really fucking shiok ... and I had to tell myself over and over mentally NOT to cum. Her mouth is really warm and moist, and when she suck, really feel damn nice. She can hold my cock stationary in her mouth and I just feel like exploding there and then.
Well fortunately I didn't and after that we proceed to the fj. fj is very SOP - she just lie there and dun move at all. No moaning, no sound effect. But her cunt feels really good too - warm, moist and soft - just like her heavenly mouth. I was really glad I control myself during the bbbj - otherwise I would have missed out on the fj - which is just as enjoyable if not more.
After cumming, the rest is SOP liao. Bathe, chat for a couple of minutes, change up, then leave. Nothing much else. She is a lady with a very patient and nice attitude, and performs solidly in bed.
Looks: 8/10
Body: 7/10 (a bit plump)
Breast: 7/10 (soft to the touch)
Kai Xin
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18-05-2003, 11:46 PM
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Xiao Yun Que – 2nd FR (in conjunction with CumGang’s 1st outing)
First and foremost, my heartfelt thanks goes to Bro CumKing for organizing this outing. Although he said this will be the last he will organize, it was a very memorable experience for me. First time, after all my years of SOLO action, I finally cheong GL together with KHAKI !! Shiok man! See chio bu for 4 hours until nose bleed eyes drop out liao!
Well I did not have very much money left after splurging on the part timers (xiao ching, joanne, etc) so I called $80 cat today. Another session with Xiao Yun Que (little sparrow)! I waited for well over an hour for her and a few bro said I was getting stressed up and impatient. But hey, it was worth the wait man!
In comes Xiao Yun Que at 4.50pm wearing the tradition GL cheong sam and some brudder "wooooooo" at her. I went into room 5 with her. She stripped and without further ado, proceeded to bathe me. One thing I must highlight: she has big pink NA NA! The bath, as usual, was very thorough and she wash my pork spear and my ass very well.
After drying, we PLOP onto the bed! She lick my torso, nipples, arms, legs until I got hard. Then I turned over and she licked my whole back, and poked her tongue into my asshole. WOOHOO! Then I propped up my ass and she did further ass rimming. Also went underneath me and suck my cock. I tell you this is the best part man! Her mouth is so smooth. When sucking your cock underneath you, really feel damn shiok.
Then I turned over, lied down and she did performed a class 1 BBBJ on me. She really take your time to tease, please and suck your cock and all the precum flow out like crazy. She blow until I nearly buey ta han. Just when I though it was over, she put on the cap and blow somemore! Brudders, you may not believe this, but with or without cap is equally shiok. I myself was surprised!
Originally wanted to stop her liao and start mouting her, but she just kept going on and on and on and on ... and in the end it got so shiok I decided to go for CIM. With condom! I didn't even bother to ask her to take it off! Blow blow blow blow and BLOW UNTIL BIIIISH!
I was exhausted. When I limped out of the room, all the brudder suddenly clap for me! hahaha I dunno why, until they said I had set a record time by exceeding the time limit by 10 minutes. Wa lao eh ... I didn't even know I went into extra time, man!
Just before I end this report : there are two new gals on my LICK LIST : Candy and Da Da (both $150 cat). I was drooling over Da da today until bro Cumking told me not to stare at her like that ... hehehehehe. da da will be my next target!! woo hoo!
Looks: 7/10
Body: 7/10
Lick Job: 7/10
BBBJ: nine point 5 /10
FJ: I skipped this today. went for CIM.
Attitude out of bed: pretty quiet today. think she's busy today.
Attitude in bed: Up to my high expectations.
Kai Xin
18-05-2003, 11:51 PM
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For your info, the abovementioned GL $80-cat is STILL working today and her house base is still Westerhout 6.
Even today, I call her now and then.
She is really an excellent and affordable screw!
Kai Xin
19-05-2003, 01:05 AM
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I ventured into the Thai $40-cat approximately one year after I first started cheonging GL malaysian chinese $80-cat.
My first experience was at Lor 18 Hse 38 ....... the most fucked up house I can remember.
The gal was rude, insolent, and provided very sub-standard service. My session with her lasted only 9 minutes 30 seconds, according to an army friend of mine who actually bothered to time me there and then.
The OKT of that house was also the rudest and most CBK (chee bye kia) OKT I have ever encountered.
CBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCB!!!!
Anyway I was undeterred. Now and then, I would venture back into the Tom Yam (Thai $40-cat) scene and happily, I would a few good screws now and then.
One of my most memorable and enjoyable screws was with a Thai gal from Lor 8 Hse 19A.
I shall show you an email I wrote to my Cumgang brudders some time back .....
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Today I finally decided to violate commandment number 10 (to uphold all that is noble ......).
The instrument of my betrayal was Lor 8 Hse 19A G10 --- Ah Joy.
Tried her a few times in the past, and she left me a very memorable impression. The past two times were double whooper sessions, and I even gave her a black office skirt and pink spagetti top. Everytime I said or did something nice to her she would reciprocate with a deep passionate french kiss --- something *SOMEONE* has not yet done for me.
Today she was pleasantly surprised to see me and remarked that I have not visited her for a few months. Her smiles and her charms put me at ease immediately and I felt this sense of well-being and euphoria come over me. We started fondling each other, frenching and taking off each other's clothes. We hugged, we muttered sweet nothings. I asked her about her business, her life, when we was due to go back, whether she had any darlings. She bathed me --- something *SOMEONE* has not yet done for me.
After the bath, we sat down on the bed and resumed the soft fondling. I kissed her lightly on her cheeks and neck. Soon one thing led to another and we began very passionate love making. It was no longer any SOP customer service procedure. We were really making love to each other like good old time lovers. Oh my ...... when it was her turn to lick my nipples, I really appreciated and enjoyed it, because that is extremely pleasurable. She deftly slipped on the condom and did a skillful bj .... so skillful that I had to hold back and try not to cum prematurely.
Our actual fucking was slow and extended into the second session. Gentle but deliberate massaging of the clit area (I recall CumKing saying some Thai gals do not enjoy cunnilingus coz they find it degrading to the man), passionate frenching, fingering followed by a hint of ass rimming put her totally at ease. Her juices flowed wildly. Our final position was woman-on-top. I came first, then she continued to ride me with increasing intensity until she too came. Thereupon she collapsed onto me, perspiring and panting. We remained in this position for a good 5 minutes. It was the most wonderful 5 minutes of my life.
Exhausted, she spent the remaining 5 minutes of the session sleeping on my shoulder ..... and she actually slept off! I loved the smell of her hair. I loved the way she cuddled and hugged me.
The Thais truly know how to make love .... something *SOMEONE* has yet to learn.
I really enjoy Ah Joy's company, and I hope in days to cum my patronage of Hse 19A will bring me more joy.
Kai Xin
with a renewed sense of joy.
p/s: That *SOMEONE* is my ex-tirak City Developments Limited
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I have decided to begin a series of posts on my current and historical field reports.
Since this is Sammyboy forum, I shall restrict myself to only legal brothel houses, except that somewhere along the line, I shall also talk about my ex-tirak Xiao Ching the Freelance CKM.
Just a bit of info ...
I started cheonging many years ago. My first cheonging base was Petain. At that time, many revonations had not been done yet and it was a very dirty and run-down place.
I used to fuck Petain prostitutes one or twice a month. The longest I have been without commercial sex is 10 weeks, and I have never broken that record for a very very long time.
Petain prostitutes are cheaper than GL pros. Last time, only $30 or $40 depending on quality. Later on, there also appeared $50 category, but they are very rare.
One year after starting Petain, I moved to GL $80-cat.
The legal GL brothel offered a tremendous improvement in service, because unlike Petain, the gal will wash and bathe you from head to toe properly in a CLEAN, HYGENIC bathroom, with LOTS OF SOAP AND WATER. The level of fucking service was also MUCH HIGHER than Petain. The complete works --- foreplay, BBBJ, FJ, ... could be expected from ANY legal GL girl, whether $80 or $150-cat.
I had many GL 80-cats over the years. One of my most memorable ones was Xiao Yun Que (little sparrow) of Westerhoust House 6. These are two FRs I wrote on her a couple of years ago .....
Xiao Yun Que – 1st FR
Visited GL today (Sat) at 3pm. I went to my favourite house (no. 6) at Lorong 18. Asked for Xiao Yun Que ($80 cat) who is also one of my favourite. Wa lao ... today she was in high demand man, I had to wait at least an hour before she finally arrived.
Her figure is short, a little plump, she is one of the more experienced ladies at GL, but still look very pretty. She (as usual) came wearing a loose fitting small skirt. I could see her legs still very smooth - she must have maintain well. After she signed in, we went upstairs and picked a room. Then we undressed, and she bathed me. After so long never go GL - wa lao, I really enjoy the slow bath that I had. Part-timers invariably either bathe quickly or dun even bathe you at all. But GL gals bathe u slowly, soap and rinse you very thoroughly - that's what I really like.
After drying ourselves we got onto bed and began the action. She lick my nipples, chest, legs, etc. This part is quite SOP but I must say she licks well. Then I turned over and she licked my back, and do some ass rimming. Then she asked me to prop my ass up and she went underneath me to give me bbbj. Her mouth was really nice ... had to control myself to prevent premature ejection.
After a while I turned over to lie on my back again. Then she gave me more bbbj. After so long never had bbbj, I found it really fucking shiok ... and I had to tell myself over and over mentally NOT to cum. Her mouth is really warm and moist, and when she suck, really feel damn nice. She can hold my cock stationary in her mouth and I just feel like exploding there and then.
Well fortunately I didn't and after that we proceed to the fj. fj is very SOP - she just lie there and dun move at all. No moaning, no sound effect. But her cunt feels really good too - warm, moist and soft - just like her heavenly mouth. I was really glad I control myself during the bbbj - otherwise I would have missed out on the fj - which is just as enjoyable if not more.
After cumming, the rest is SOP liao. Bathe, chat for a couple of minutes, change up, then leave. Nothing much else. She is a lady with a very patient and nice attitude, and performs solidly in bed.
Looks: 8/10
Body: 7/10 (a bit plump)
Breast: 7/10 (soft to the touch)
Kai Xin
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18-05-2003, 11:46 PM
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Xiao Yun Que – 2nd FR
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Xiao Yun Que – 2nd FR (in conjunction with CumGang’s 1st outing)
First and foremost, my heartfelt thanks goes to Bro CumKing for organizing this outing. Although he said this will be the last he will organize, it was a very memorable experience for me. First time, after all my years of SOLO action, I finally cheong GL together with KHAKI !! Shiok man! See chio bu for 4 hours until nose bleed eyes drop out liao!
Well I did not have very much money left after splurging on the part timers (xiao ching, joanne, etc) so I called $80 cat today. Another session with Xiao Yun Que (little sparrow)! I waited for well over an hour for her and a few bro said I was getting stressed up and impatient. But hey, it was worth the wait man!
In comes Xiao Yun Que at 4.50pm wearing the tradition GL cheong sam and some brudder "wooooooo" at her. I went into room 5 with her. She stripped and without further ado, proceeded to bathe me. One thing I must highlight: she has big pink NA NA! The bath, as usual, was very thorough and she wash my pork spear and my ass very well.
After drying, we PLOP onto the bed! She lick my torso, nipples, arms, legs until I got hard. Then I turned over and she licked my whole back, and poked her tongue into my asshole. WOOHOO! Then I propped up my ass and she did further ass rimming. Also went underneath me and suck my cock. I tell you this is the best part man! Her mouth is so smooth. When sucking your cock underneath you, really feel damn shiok.
Then I turned over, lied down and she did performed a class 1 BBBJ on me. She really take your time to tease, please and suck your cock and all the precum flow out like crazy. She blow until I nearly buey ta han. Just when I though it was over, she put on the cap and blow somemore! Brudders, you may not believe this, but with or without cap is equally shiok. I myself was surprised!
Originally wanted to stop her liao and start mouting her, but she just kept going on and on and on and on ... and in the end it got so shiok I decided to go for CIM. With condom! I didn't even bother to ask her to take it off! Blow blow blow blow and BLOW UNTIL BIIIISH!
I was exhausted. When I limped out of the room, all the brudder suddenly clap for me! hahaha I dunno why, until they said I had set a record time by exceeding the time limit by 10 minutes. Wa lao eh ... I didn't even know I went into extra time, man!
Just before I end this report : there are two new gals on my LICK LIST : Candy and Da Da (both $150 cat). I was drooling over Da da today until bro Cumking told me not to stare at her like that ... hehehehehe. da da will be my next target!! woo hoo!
Looks: 7/10
Body: 7/10
Lick Job: 7/10
BBBJ: nine point 5 /10
FJ: I skipped this today. went for CIM.
Attitude out of bed: pretty quiet today. think she's busy today.
Attitude in bed: Up to my high expectations.
Kai Xin
18-05-2003, 11:51 PM
kaixin1
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Xiao Yun Que (little sparrow)
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For your info, the abovementioned GL $80-cat is STILL working today and her house base is still Westerhout 6.
Even today, I call her now and then.
She is really an excellent and affordable screw!
Kai Xin
19-05-2003, 01:05 AM
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Venture in the Thai $40-cat
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I ventured into the Thai $40-cat approximately one year after I first started cheonging GL malaysian chinese $80-cat.
My first experience was at Lor 18 Hse 38 ....... the most fucked up house I can remember.
The gal was rude, insolent, and provided very sub-standard service. My session with her lasted only 9 minutes 30 seconds, according to an army friend of mine who actually bothered to time me there and then.
The OKT of that house was also the rudest and most CBK (chee bye kia) OKT I have ever encountered.
CBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCB!!!!
Anyway I was undeterred. Now and then, I would venture back into the Tom Yam (Thai $40-cat) scene and happily, I would a few good screws now and then.
One of my most memorable and enjoyable screws was with a Thai gal from Lor 8 Hse 19A.
I shall show you an email I wrote to my Cumgang brudders some time back .....
Quote:
Today I finally decided to violate commandment number 10 (to uphold all that is noble ......).
The instrument of my betrayal was Lor 8 Hse 19A G10 --- Ah Joy.
Tried her a few times in the past, and she left me a very memorable impression. The past two times were double whooper sessions, and I even gave her a black office skirt and pink spagetti top. Everytime I said or did something nice to her she would reciprocate with a deep passionate french kiss --- something *SOMEONE* has not yet done for me.
Today she was pleasantly surprised to see me and remarked that I have not visited her for a few months. Her smiles and her charms put me at ease immediately and I felt this sense of well-being and euphoria come over me. We started fondling each other, frenching and taking off each other's clothes. We hugged, we muttered sweet nothings. I asked her about her business, her life, when we was due to go back, whether she had any darlings. She bathed me --- something *SOMEONE* has not yet done for me.
After the bath, we sat down on the bed and resumed the soft fondling. I kissed her lightly on her cheeks and neck. Soon one thing led to another and we began very passionate love making. It was no longer any SOP customer service procedure. We were really making love to each other like good old time lovers. Oh my ...... when it was her turn to lick my nipples, I really appreciated and enjoyed it, because that is extremely pleasurable. She deftly slipped on the condom and did a skillful bj .... so skillful that I had to hold back and try not to cum prematurely.
Our actual fucking was slow and extended into the second session. Gentle but deliberate massaging of the clit area (I recall CumKing saying some Thai gals do not enjoy cunnilingus coz they find it degrading to the man), passionate frenching, fingering followed by a hint of ass rimming put her totally at ease. Her juices flowed wildly. Our final position was woman-on-top. I came first, then she continued to ride me with increasing intensity until she too came. Thereupon she collapsed onto me, perspiring and panting. We remained in this position for a good 5 minutes. It was the most wonderful 5 minutes of my life.
Exhausted, she spent the remaining 5 minutes of the session sleeping on my shoulder ..... and she actually slept off! I loved the smell of her hair. I loved the way she cuddled and hugged me.
The Thais truly know how to make love .... something *SOMEONE* has yet to learn.
I really enjoy Ah Joy's company, and I hope in days to cum my patronage of Hse 19A will bring me more joy.
Kai Xin
with a renewed sense of joy.
p/s: That *SOMEONE* is my ex-tirak City Developments Limited
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more secret KAMASUTRA from JJ aka kaixin from:
http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=11720
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
it's all about bear and more SDP bear.....
SDP CLAN has never ceased to exploit a situation, a condition, a phrase, an action and whatever. bear with it!! it can get really UNBEARABLE with their public imbecilic antics.
according to a chinese daily, sin min reported that SDP CLAN actually dressed one of their young clowns up in a bear suit to con little kids with their posion laced toxic candies.
all this was because of a recent "guerilla" advertising gimmick using a bear prowling in holland village, filming it in the dark and downloading the whole drama in YOUTUBE. that created a stirring panic in holland village area.
copying the same lame style, SDP CLAN decided to mimic this and targeting at innocent little kids with their toxic candies given out in a bear costume. once ingested, such kids would be easily mind-controlled by master chee's deadly brainwashing kungfu.
the imperial guards should be deployed to confiscate those candies and check for any hidden mind-boggling poison before innocent young brains got themselves fried and turned into eventual SDP mini zombies.
‘黑熊’原来是广告噱头 公众要求严惩
造假黑熊就是广告公司这名职员马可斯所扮。（图／The Secret Little Agency提供）
“黑熊”出现乌鲁班丹巴士站，原来是飞利浦（Philips）为推出新的剃须刀所搞出的宣传噱头，真相大白后，公众怒喊被耍，也不满警方被玩弄，纷纷要求广告公司被严惩！
许多公众今早拨打《联合晚报》热线，谴责公司造假，受访时还利用媒体故意散播“黑熊出没乌鲁班丹”的新闻，制造了不必要的恐慌，特别是乌鲁班丹的居民更是人心惶惶。
为安全起见，警方与3个机构,包括动物园、农粮据及关爱动物研究教育协会等连日来纷纷到场调查，劳民伤财一番后，各单位昨晚才获知，一切仅为了宣传剃须刀，公众因此炮轰广告公司不负责任。
《联合晚报》报道，一对父子在深夜经过乌鲁班丹路的巴士站时，声称拍到了黑熊在垃圾桶旁觅食的画面。他们过后将录像上载到STOMP网站，引起网民热烈讨论。警方昨早就派员到场调查，动物园昨午也派出了12名管理员到该巴士站及周围寻找“熊踪”。
飞利浦（Philips）昨晚发表文告，坦言“黑熊”出没巴士站是公司为了宣传新剃须刀所采取的“游击式”行销方式，目的在于引起公众的注意。飞利浦表示，“黑熊”其实是吉祥物（mascot），公司预料“黑熊”会引起关注，但从无制造任何惊慌的意思。对于所制造的恐慌，飞利浦向公众道歉。
飞利浦也表示，就“黑熊”是吉祥物一事，已通知警方、动物园等。
警方表示，正在“公共骚扰”的罪名下调查此事。完整报道，请翻阅14.10.10《联合晚报》。
the lame antic of SDP CLAN's copycat. it wasn't a bear really. it was a PUSSY!!
民主党找人扮熊访选区 要靠‘黑熊’出位？
“民主熊“派发糖果给小孩，受到小孩的欢迎。（图/新加坡民主党网站）
新剃须刀宣传搞出“黑熊”事件，闹得沸沸扬扬，惊动警方调查，如今新加坡民主党也利用熊做为新的吉祥物，还派人扮成熊访问社区，让人揣测：他们是否利用“熊事件”博宣传？
根据民主党的网站报道，民主党的党员昨天到武吉班让访问选区的时候，党的吉祥物“民主熊”丹尼（Danny)首次亮相。
这只“民主熊”是由党员扮的，戴着熊的头套和手套以及一件红色，印有“我爱新加坡民主党”英文字样的T恤。
报道说，“民主熊”的出现，引起居民的好奇，它负责分发糖果给小朋友，同时协助售卖党报。一名70岁的老伯还特地同民主熊留影。
针对他们是否靠熊出位，民主党助理秘书长陈两裕今早在电邮访问中，不做正面回复。他说，党员早在几个月前就已经酝酿要有吉祥物的念头，一筹到经费后就设计了吉祥物。
“民主党的年轻党员有创意和活泼，为了更好地和人们沟通，就想利用吉祥物来传达党的讯息。”
陈先生也说，居民对民主熊的反应良好，觉得它可爱，连老人家都喜欢。
- 执政党积极备战 反对党不敢松懈
- 详细报道，请翻阅18.10.2010《新明日报》。
according to a chinese daily, sin min reported that SDP CLAN actually dressed one of their young clowns up in a bear suit to con little kids with their posion laced toxic candies.
all this was because of a recent "guerilla" advertising gimmick using a bear prowling in holland village, filming it in the dark and downloading the whole drama in YOUTUBE. that created a stirring panic in holland village area.
copying the same lame style, SDP CLAN decided to mimic this and targeting at innocent little kids with their toxic candies given out in a bear costume. once ingested, such kids would be easily mind-controlled by master chee's deadly brainwashing kungfu.
the imperial guards should be deployed to confiscate those candies and check for any hidden mind-boggling poison before innocent young brains got themselves fried and turned into eventual SDP mini zombies.
‘黑熊’原来是广告噱头 公众要求严惩
造假黑熊就是广告公司这名职员马可斯所扮。（图／The Secret Little Agency提供）
“黑熊”出现乌鲁班丹巴士站，原来是飞利浦（Philips）为推出新的剃须刀所搞出的宣传噱头，真相大白后，公众怒喊被耍，也不满警方被玩弄，纷纷要求广告公司被严惩！
许多公众今早拨打《联合晚报》热线，谴责公司造假，受访时还利用媒体故意散播“黑熊出没乌鲁班丹”的新闻，制造了不必要的恐慌，特别是乌鲁班丹的居民更是人心惶惶。
为安全起见，警方与3个机构,包括动物园、农粮据及关爱动物研究教育协会等连日来纷纷到场调查，劳民伤财一番后，各单位昨晚才获知，一切仅为了宣传剃须刀，公众因此炮轰广告公司不负责任。
《联合晚报》报道，一对父子在深夜经过乌鲁班丹路的巴士站时，声称拍到了黑熊在垃圾桶旁觅食的画面。他们过后将录像上载到STOMP网站，引起网民热烈讨论。警方昨早就派员到场调查，动物园昨午也派出了12名管理员到该巴士站及周围寻找“熊踪”。
飞利浦（Philips）昨晚发表文告，坦言“黑熊”出没巴士站是公司为了宣传新剃须刀所采取的“游击式”行销方式，目的在于引起公众的注意。飞利浦表示，“黑熊”其实是吉祥物（mascot），公司预料“黑熊”会引起关注，但从无制造任何惊慌的意思。对于所制造的恐慌，飞利浦向公众道歉。
飞利浦也表示，就“黑熊”是吉祥物一事，已通知警方、动物园等。
警方表示，正在“公共骚扰”的罪名下调查此事。完整报道，请翻阅14.10.10《联合晚报》。
the lame antic of SDP CLAN's copycat. it wasn't a bear really. it was a PUSSY!!
民主党找人扮熊访选区 要靠‘黑熊’出位？
“民主熊“派发糖果给小孩，受到小孩的欢迎。（图/新加坡民主党网站）
新剃须刀宣传搞出“黑熊”事件，闹得沸沸扬扬，惊动警方调查，如今新加坡民主党也利用熊做为新的吉祥物，还派人扮成熊访问社区，让人揣测：他们是否利用“熊事件”博宣传？
根据民主党的网站报道，民主党的党员昨天到武吉班让访问选区的时候，党的吉祥物“民主熊”丹尼（Danny)首次亮相。
这只“民主熊”是由党员扮的，戴着熊的头套和手套以及一件红色，印有“我爱新加坡民主党”英文字样的T恤。
报道说，“民主熊”的出现，引起居民的好奇，它负责分发糖果给小朋友，同时协助售卖党报。一名70岁的老伯还特地同民主熊留影。
针对他们是否靠熊出位，民主党助理秘书长陈两裕今早在电邮访问中，不做正面回复。他说，党员早在几个月前就已经酝酿要有吉祥物的念头，一筹到经费后就设计了吉祥物。
“民主党的年轻党员有创意和活泼，为了更好地和人们沟通，就想利用吉祥物来传达党的讯息。”
陈先生也说，居民对民主熊的反应良好，觉得它可爱，连老人家都喜欢。
- 执政党积极备战 反对党不敢松懈
- 详细报道，请翻阅18.10.2010《新明日报》。
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