Thursday, September 30, 2010

destruction of 龙门客站

龙门客站 was the martial arts gathering kopitiam of the destroyed sammyboy alfresco. a historian forummers HOLEINMANY now relates the whole drama....

om: holeinmany Sep-30 3:04 am
To: ALL (1 of 62)

39475.1

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=76213

Here's a history of Sam's alfresco coffeeshop forum, from delphi to vbulletin as i recall it. Please feel free to correct inaccuracies.

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I was mostly a lurker in sam's old delphi forum., posting like, a few times a month only, and not on political issues.

Back in 2007, Samleong surprised forummers by floating the idea of shifting his delphi forum to a private sever. He started a thread on it, in an attempt to "solicit feedback".

Sam gave two specific reasons for moving the forum: (a) complete autonomy with regard to forum management like blocking spammers, control of content, use of reputation point system, etc, and (b) control over the advertisements that appear. In those days, Sam spent his time governing the forum, but all ads that appeared were delphi ads, which gave delphi revenue.

Feedback as I recall was mixed. Some were in favour of moving but many others had grown used to the delphi platform and did not want to change. After a few hundred postings, the issue was not raised again.

Looking back, I realized Sam was "testing water" in preparation for an eventual departure. I feel that back in 2007, he had actually already made up his mind to move.

At that time, it was also the time of the "warring states". A few factions were fighting each other. Some claimed to be from WP, some claimed to be SDP supporters.

People were attacking each other, and TOC/Remy Choo/Andrew Loh was dragged in as well. Most people regarded it as part and parcel of forum experience, but genuine harm came out of that mudslinging.

One harm that materialized was the mudslinging directed at Goh Meng Seng which resulted in the New Paper printing an article on his alleged "adultery". That article was pointless, baseless, and wholly unnecessary, but one side effect was that it gave the attackers much more incentive to continue their antics.

Another harm that emerged was the exposing of Yaw Shin Leong's voting for PAP in the last GE. The exposure of this was orchestrated by some of the nicks involved in the "warring states" conflict. It was not easy on Yaw. His article on voting Teo Ho Pin appeared several times in New Paper and Straits Times, and his online detractors grew. Yaw's political career sank to the bottom of the ocean.

A third harm that came out of the mudslinging was the banning of nicks. Some nicks were banned, including nicks from the SDP side as well as a few neutral nicks. After that, people started become paying members and retaliated by banning other nicks.

The first tipping point I believe came from an infamous moniker "leetahbar" who bragged online that he beat up his father and took money from his younger sister. Leetahbar also made many personal attacks on forummers and was avidly anti-SDP.

Leetahbar's detractors attacked him for this, posting screenshots of his blog, and picture of pigs, and unfortunately this drew in all the "warring states" factions into the mess. In the end, it was a free for all war, escalated by none other than leetahbar.

After leetahbar become the centre of attention, the banning of nicks escalated and eventually grew out of control.

For example, group A will ban group B's nicks, and group B will then retaliate by banning group A's nicks. It was absolute mayhem.

Other people (notably Kojakbt who now heads the 3in1kopitiam) became paying nicks also in order to avoid being banned.

If I can blame one person for the closure of delphi, it would be leetahbar, as he seemed to be most notorious trouble-maker.

The second tipping point was people like leetahbar posting pictures of anuses which caused Sam's delphi site to be classified as an adult site. Once that happen, searching for old forum posts became impossible because posts are no longer indexed. Traffic also decreased over time.

It also did not help that people like Robox were threatening to make police reports over racist remarks in the forum.

In the end, the choice was obvious. Samleong chose to move the forum to a vbulletin hosted on his private server, and never looked back.

more can be read here:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/3in1kopitiam/messages/?msg=39475.1

how the martial arts upheavals began....

in the beginning, sammyboy alfresco kopitiam was set up for casual chatting and posting until the insurgents of uncunning of motivated self-centred individuals with the most ridiculous political ambitions to conquer the martial arts world.

as the events slowly unfolded....their deadly kungfu skills intensified in leaps and bounds. more martial arts clans, sub-clan and other cling-cling-clan-clans were formed. ninjas, turtles, spammers, stalkers and snakes were deployed to seek and destroy whoever bold enough to expose them.

are u currently victimised by this bunch of cyberbullies?

this bunch of losers and cowards have event source u out and targeting u in TWEETER, FACEBOOK, BLOGS and etc. is there no way to stop them? when is the chilvary this mixed up martial arts in local politics going to surface?

facebook
Nicole sent you a message.

Nicole Sim
October 1, 2010 at 8:37am
Subject: THE HORRIBLE TRUTH of leetahbar a.k.a. Bob Sim Kheng Hwee - EXPOSED!
Bob Sim Kheng Hwee of Blk 171 Stirling Rd,

Not only are you a bastard son who beat his father and scold his mother laucheebye, you are a freaking big liar who spin tales and lies like your pappy master, trying to portray yourself as a uprighteous helpful harmless "silly goon", when you are really a devious double-headed snake telling lies through your venomous fangs.

What about you beating your father and scolding your mother laucheebye?

You put up this lie that you beat your father becos he goes to Hatyai to call prostitute. That is really one BIG LIE, and you will have retribution for it.

Let me expose the truth about this Hatyai trip lie for everyone here to know.

Yes, you dad did go to Hatyai, but not alone to call prostitue. He went with your mom to Hatyai to pray to one of the Wat there. He never went alone.

Their trip is always sponsored fully by Elsie. So why has that got to do with a bastard son like you? Becos you wanted to join them, and was angry that they have made plan to go Hatyai without informing you.

You want to go along with them n also want Elsie to sponsor your trip as well. Elsie disagree and you were very upset. You curse Elsie in front of your parents, and when your dad rebuke you for that, you physically rough up your dad, DIDN'T YOU?

On that fateful day, didn't the neighbours came to check out your unit when there was shouting and screaming? And when your mother tried to protect your dad, what did you shout at her?

Oh, you conveniently forgotten right?

Let me refresh your memory...KAN CHOW LAH LAU CHEE BYE!! (go away old vagina).

Do you know that your neighbours were truly shocked by that? And what did your mom shouted back at you? Oh you forgotten again right?

Let me refresh your memory.." LEE DAT JIK MAH WAH LAU CHEE BYE, LEE DOR DEE KOR LIE? LEE MAH SEE DOR LAU CHEE BYE LIE GAI.. (you always scold me laucheebye, where did you came from, you also came through my vagina).

Can you remember that if it is not if not for your neighbours protecting your mom, you would have strike her too?

And did your mom also say that you always scold her laucheebye when you never get your pocket money?

All the above are not true?

You claim that the F4 and others here are your enemies and they have agenda against you. DON'T TELL ME YOUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ALSO GANGING AGAINST YOU AND HAVE THE SAME AGENDA AGAINST YOU?

All your cursing and scolding can be heard by your neighbours becos you are just a staircase away from them, don't think that your two units are at the corridor end, nobody will hear how you constantly trash your father and scold your mother.




what's with robox????
From: holeinmany Sep-30 7:44 pm
To: ALL (1 of 1)

39504.1

Robox is always trying to get forums busted

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Part 2

1. GE2006 ends and new phase begins
2. F4 acrimonious split begin with Ramseth setting fire and stoking it
3. Bob reveals identities
4. F4 sign up with Delphi and begin reign of terror led by the Lord, the Queen and the Knight with Blue Sotong lying low
5. Bob goes crazy
6. Banning begins in earnest when Kojak puts Lamei's picture up
7. Robox enters and interracial war begins
8. Robox begins second front on banning
9. Robox attempts to close SBF on racial discrimination grounds
10. Sam plans move as Walt responds to paying members (F4) by accommodating banning requests
11. QXP identity revealed about bike incident
12. 2nd round of banning begins
13. Sam gets fed up with Robox 2nd attempt to close SBF by baiting.
14. Sam moves to VBulletin
15. F4 loses power over banning. F4 less prominent and finally disappear
16. Bob appears with vengence after being banned by Otak and Kopitiam
17. Bob begins trashing political folder
18. shockshit/Aussie Prick singlehandedly destroy Emigration folder
19. Moderation surfaces and seem to work temporarily
20. OA appears and infractions take up space in New Postings
21. Sam reduces power to control runaway infractions
22. Things such as emigration, starting businesses, political commentary,discussions on social issues which were mainstays disappear
23. Slow death begins


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

ah juan's secretive global connection

wow! just when u thought master chee was just a mere defeatist loser in the local martial arts scene, a great discovery was unrevelled! master chee ah juan was the master of CALD - CENTRAL AGENCY OF LAME DESPOTS. it was a organisation targeted to ruin well-run country such as peesailand.

master chee has great ambitious aim. he would take SDP CLAN to the next century and beyong perhaps ruling half the earth or even half the universe!

gosh!! would peesailand survive until then to enjoy such great universal plan of master chee?

its portal is as follows:

http://www.voltairenet.org/article30022.html

master chee has gone GLOBAL.

master chee ah juan could be now the GLOBAL MASTER. what's a peesailand to him? his ambition is to TAKE OVER THE WORLD MARTIAL ARTS as the SUPREME GRANDMASTER! wow!! beh tahan! and no joking!!

updated news that's rumbling in the martial arts fratenity of local politics:

From: holeinmany Sep-25 8:57 am
To: ALL (4 of 70)

39254.4 in reply to 39254.1

part transcript of the interview with Chee

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Q: If you don’t mind me asking you a very rude question, but it’s something my readers want to know. The perception is that you are bankrolled, funded, by overseas money. Would you like to use this chance to tell them…
A: (interrupts) I’m just saying, come and buy my books. That’s how I, I get my income. And, and I keep telling people, go down to the book stores, Kinokuniya and Select. If people don’t buy, it’s hard for me to… I’ve been selling books for the last decade. On the streets. You’ve seen me, I don’t know if you’ve seen me.

Q: So you’re saying your income comes from the sales of your books.
A: Most of it. Sometimes I keep telling people, I don’t live a .. life.

Q: Is it ok if I write that you live in Toa Payoh..?
A: Yeah it’s ok. I live very simply. Life choices, I’ve made my choice.

Q: Do you mind me asking how many room flat?
A: That’s ah ah ah… But it’s a very humble… It is no secret, it is a three-room flat. I make very simple life choice. We don’t live glamorously. We get by. But the important thing is we put the resources into the cause I fight for.

Q: People may find it hard to think you can keep a family, just on books.
A: Whatever I can live on. Sometimes we get help, I mean not help lah. People, relatives and so on and so forth. It does get into a, a…

Q: So people are wrong to say you’ve been getting money?
A: I don’t know, where do you get this. People keep saying. I don’t..

Q: If they are wrong, then I can write that they are wrong. I’ll say they are wrong.
A: No, I mean, I’ve always write as an academic, you get research, you apply for research grants. I’ve gone overseas. I’ve got some awards for writing. Had stints overseas where fellowships that kind of thing. These things all helped a bit. I write research grants that kind of thing.

Q: Research on democracy?
A: er, other things lah. Not just, different areas as well.

Q: Which areas? Psychology?
A: Sometimes they are all related, human behavior, different things.


more info about master chee:

From: sftoe Sep-26 10:32 pm
To: holeinmany (18 of 70)

39254.18 in reply to 39254.16

"Dr Chee Soon Juan (CSJ) obtained his Ph.D. from the University of Georgia and is a neuropsychologist by training. He joined the Singapore Democratic Party (SDP) in 1992, and subsequently became its secretary-general. He was formerly an Honorary Research Associate at the Monash Asia Institute (1997) and University of Chicago (2001), and was a Reagan-Fascell Democracy Fellow at the Washington-based National Endowment for Democracy (2004). He received the Defender of Democracy Award (2003) given by the Parliamentarians for Global Action. He is the the Chairman of the Alliance for Reform & Democracy in Asia (ARDA)."

http://kentridgecommon.com/?p=4096

master chee could be a political terrorist out to destroy peesailand. he could be definitely funded by a foreign source!

Coffeeshop Chit Chat - how chee soon juan is linked to cia
From: holeinmany Sep-25 7:18 am
To: ALL (1 of 70)

39254.1

NED funds FHF who funds CALD who then funds SDP

Chee should come cleans as to who he is working for - for the benefit of Singaporeans or foreigners, in particular the CIA

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http://www.voltairenet.org/article30022.html

The NED publishes the Journal of Democracy, which is distributed all over the world, and the Encuentro (Meeting) magazine, especially for Cuba, as well as collective books. It also organizes prestigious conferences with the intellectuals it sponsors (for example, historian François Furet and press boss Jean Daniel in France). Finally, the NED "forms" trade union and political leading figures all over the world, in all matters relating to the exercise of "democracy".

Officially, the NED’s budget rises to only 50 million dollars. However, vast co-funding is received and earmarked for organizing its operations. These external contributions, that rise to the tune of several hundred million dollars per year, come mainly from the State Department, the Department of the Treasury and, discreetly, from the CIA.

more info:

http://www.fnf.org.ph/news/fnf-and-cald-host-ned-director.htm

For those still blur, CALD is the backer of SDP (Chee Soon Juan)
And NEA is funded by the USA government

Monday, September 27, 2010

SDP's powderful smoking bombs



there they go again! calling for wu-lin meet at honglim hill. really looked like a prelude to the grand GE martial arts competition which was speculating among the peasants which was held once every 5 years.

john the baptist - the one who exploited MERRY X'MAS for a "rebel against the gov" festive message was getting shinier with his go-green light bulb baldy . then it was followed by siti, a bersilat bitchy exponent. next was the bersilat ah beng, jufrie which was trying a fortune-telling comparison. another botak appeared. a newbie reputated from indo. what? wait a minute!! an indo in our shore?? indo converted peesailander and cursing the gov who bestowed his naturalisation? priceless!! but hopeless with all the wrong biased facts.

vincent tong tong cheng, a passe ISD lockee with an axe to grind. oh pllllease!! at his age, he was still angry about his holidays stay in whitley resorts. what could he do raniting about all these injustice?

chin chin, the bulldog faced sis of chee ah juan appeared. she was so bloody jealous about the gold taels of the LEE dynasty which was alleged to have robbed her family fortune.

heads were scratching within the peasants gathering at honglim hill. they were puzzled that master chee was absent. why? a strategy plan from his swedish boss to keep a low profile? master chee was in recluse trying to master his highest level of deadly mind control freak kungfu. just look at the new faces, one could have rightly guessed so.

surprisingly missing (or avoidance of airing) were lamui and chia sai. they had set up their new individual clans - U SEE DITDIT and SF or SHITTY FRONTAL clan. perhaps this little unexplained breakage was what interested most peasants.

was there a split and a struggle for power when the CONDOM HEROES lamui/chia sai was unwitting being belittled? or was there some dramatic FLIRT & DESTROY which incensed hwang rou, taiwanese wifey of master chee or the silent ee ee yap yap going on between the pantyless, the partyless and master chee? an orgic threesome?

then there was another very interesting phenomena which many might have overlooked. where was the nerdy JJ? the powderful slippery snakey shapeshifter notorious in forums? he was missing. he was leeported to have snaked into SDP after creating uproar and discords in RP CLAN. but he was not at the limelight giving his SMOKING BOMBS pre-cum GE speech. where could our favorite snake JJ be? SDP? USD? SF? or back to the PAP CLAN?

twists and turns were in fact brewing within the SDP CLAN. it would be a matter of time when all the smoking bombs exploded into shitty smelly sprays and gluey fireworks within the SDP CLAN. then it would be a final curtain down time for SDP CLAN. but hey!! wait! they got 2 standbys USD and SF opening their legs....i mean doors wide opened for them to cum.

just need to wait now.....

Sunday, September 19, 2010

the spy from PAPS CLAN

the intrigue of the martial arts in local politics is getting to be more and more interesting. chee ah juan, master from the SDP CLAN is now alleged to be a PAPPIE spy implanted in SDP CLAN to rid chiam c tong and to impotent him fatally by internal injury.

fortunately master chiam survived the ordeal. after meditating and practising another new form of deadly kungfu, he set up a new CLAN - SPP CLAN, SHIT POO PEE was formed. gradually due to master chiam's martial prowess he was elected as the grand pugilistic master of a combine schools of martial arts clans. one of such clans was from the malay besilat fratenity which sadly was also been infested with internal strife. that's another story where hammers were used instead of their traditional keris.

and here's all the raving rumour which is now spreading like wild fire in the martial arts world of politics.....

Re: is Chee Soon Juan from PAP?

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Ling & Cheo lost not because of bad management of Town Councils nor poor performance in parliament. The lost because of internal fighting within SDP.

Voters lost faith in SDP after Chiam and the rest of SDP CEC fought openly. That was disastrous.

Ramseth is right that SDP used to be the strongest party in Singapore with a group of graduates and eloquent speakers. WP was unable to attract that kind of candidates as compared to SDP and to some extend, NSP. But the main difference was that NSP could not perfrom in spite of its good slate of relatively well educated candidates while SDP, under Chiam's leadership, was able to make gains in 1991.

The trouble only started when Chiam and the rest broke off. This is partly due to Dr. Chee's entrance into the party and started the hunger strike. For whatever reasons there were, the damage to the party was tremendous after Chiam and other SDP MPs (Ling & Cheo) started bickering even in parliament. The "don't talk cock" remark was made by Ling to Chiam.

There were strange reasons why the PAP's controlled parliament didn't disqualify Chiam from being MP after SDP CEC has practically "sacked" him. This is against the very rules that PAP has set. If court case is the reason, then they were contradicting and fast in dismissing JBJ from parliament even when he was appealing his case in Privy Council. What is worse is that JBJ was not reinstated as MP after he won his case in Privy Council!

There were also strange reasons why Dr. Chee was voted to replace Chiam after he resigned, since, in normal logical political wisdom, he should avoid taking up such post if he didn't want to be seen as the key person that "outsted" Chiam.

For a young person like me back then, all these seemed to be "staged" by someone to look silly. It was like a deliberate effort to allow the bickering to drag on for all Singaporeans to see. Maybe both Chiam, Chee and all others, had unknowingly played into such scheming.

Goh Meng Seng*

*GMS was the chiefy of NSP CLAN - the master who pawned his mansion to finance his fellow diciples for the grand GE contest held once every 5 yrs in peesailand.

more from this wacky site:

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=74959

cheepsoonjuan, cousin of master chee??

hello, dun say my cousin chee soon juan until like that lah!

soon juan was put into a very difficult position cos many wanted to engage him as secret weapon of shits destruction, ie, to singapore.

the foreigners cannot equate the tremendous success of singapore being such a dot and its vulnerablity. yet singapore has succeeded excellence in many fields which pissed off those evil red-eyed foreigners.

soon juan being the highly intelligent stooge succumbs to their monetary tempting rewards. while most opp leaders would aim to win wards and get into parliament, s j only seeks the reverse so that he could exploit that as "valid" but falsehod reason that he was marked by gov to see his destruction and that democracy and whatever craps he rants persistently as conjured to be true.

on the other hand, pap also tells cousin juan that if he succeeded in destroy all those wards held by SDP and return to pap's domination, a token of secret reward would be given to him.

juan now was very cunning. he wanted the pap's rewards and he also wanted the bigger foreign reward even more. with one stone 2 birds, he firstly tackled the issue of ridding chiam and returning the lost wards to pap. having down that and gotten his deserved reward, he now targeted at singapore and aim for the foreigner's bigger carrots if only he succeeds in bring down singapore.

embarrasing singapore also has its rewards but in the form of smaller tokens from the red-eyed devils. tokens sufficient enough to keep soon juan and his family relatively more well off than an average sgporeans. we ve seen cousin juan zipping around in a TOYOTA VIOS while non-bankrupt singaporeans get themselves squeezed in mrt n buses.

so just go think about my infallible cousin soon juan. u just got to admire my cousin. he so hardy he can outlive any cockroaches!
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gambling's ruining my life...i m yan tao but look like premature lauheelo

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

NO ONE shall be left behind.....screwed the lau peng!

Hitler Finds Out about his NS Recognition Award from mrbrown on Vimeo.



the recent NDP speech by the pinky ruler of peesailand was simply amazing. 9K tael was hanging over for all new conscripts. what emperor pinky forgot to mention was: what about the lau pengs or the old soldiers?

peesailand might be just a little red dot but hell, it had great ambition. it wanna take over the world...or perhaps south east asia. ok fine. just the surrounding matland and indocunt would be sufficient to begin with.

hence, all the males in peesailand on reaching hairful puberty must be conscripted and be trained and mean killing machine. some were trained as mean sex machine and deployed to taiwan kao shiong where they were in complete gears - condoms, lubes and bonking instructions, rules, regulations and penalties thoroughly inclusive.

our poor lau pengs were now left out in the cold after their more arduous toiling part of their lives. the new conscripts were treated wtih utmost tender loving care. they were so precious due to the immensely successful family control program. yet they were quite fragile. they could easily fake fainting spell and do convincingly drop dead drama. sadly the drop dead most of the time ended with quite disastrous and fatal result in an authentic dropped dead precious only heir to a family.

9K tael now hang over new conscripts who survived their less regimented army ordeal. the lau pengs were pissed. they got nothing. they too had undergone more sadistic and maschoistic times with food the dogs wouldn't even eat! they got nothing. nothing at all.

the murmurings were getting louder among the peasants as most were the aged and were feeling dejected for getting nothing...the words of emperor pinky was still ringing loud and clear: NO ONE SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND. perhaps, the aged, sick and poor were the exception and might be quietly left behind to decay. the GE was getting near and nearer. would there be a mid-autumn revolution that repeat what happened during the ming dynasty?

stay tuned to find out the much awaiting contests for ruling a province in the grand GE which was held once every 4 years.