Tuesday, December 22, 2009

john, the baptist fattie

so it'd be XMAS soon....

in peesailand, it was raining everyday. it would be great if it was snowing and we could really have a white christmas. instead, we had a great flood like NOAH OF ARK.

tis was the time to be jolly. tis xmas. tis all the fa-lalalala....lalala...and jingle bells, jingles heard all over the land. tis was the birth of CHRIST.....and everyone was getting kind of hooleey hanging their holly.

SDP CLAN wasn' spare. as usual, in their standard practice of exploiting anything that could be used against the LEEgime. it was time they preached for the SAVIOUR born on xmas day. a aiyah sermon that hid a message: REBEL AGAINST THE LEEGIME. KILL THE FAMILEE!! DESTROY PEESAILAND!

listen attentatively and unravel the real devious hidden message behind what baptist fattie john gonna gently shares his hooleey massage....



did he keep mentioning "JESUS" or cheesus??

BryanT - Merry Unpolitical Xmas Tue 22 Dec 2009 8:55 PM
“This contradicts the popular contemporary interpretation among many Singaporean Christians that we must submit to authority no matter what. Although this perception has its source in a few verses from the book of Romans, it is a serious misinterpretation about respecting the authority.”

With this video, SDP shows that it even has to resort to quoting from the Bible to convince Singaporeans (Christian or otherwise) that they have been misguided enough to submit themselves to the authorities here. There are sufficient reasons for some people not to respect (or like) the authorities without having to imply that they have misinterpreted a religious book.

SDP should also refrain from implicitly trying to draw a parallel between its attention-grabbing law-breaking exploits with those cited in any religious books. Based on the underlying political intents of its antics, such a comparison would be too derogatory.

I find this tactic of using religious references totally unnecessary, unwise, and .... misguided. I wonder if any religious book ever instructs its followers not to use religion as a means to pursue politics.

SDP just can't keep itself to a simple “merry Xmas to all” like everyone else.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

F4 engaging help from scrotum scrootal

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who r the F4?

ngejay - best mastershapeshfiter. most of the nasty clones is poo-ed fr this snake

lamei - seductress with diabolical skill of FLIRT&DESTROY. seduce, flirt and either deploy victims to do her nasty works. in the end, usually self-destruct after running out of usefulness

chiatilik - the manipulator behind the scene and probably the leeder of the crazy pack.

the 4th kind - (just like the new movie THE 4TH KIND to be screened soon)

are made up of F&D victims willing to defend using offensive spammings. the original was domtheclown aka the walking piece of LARD. seem that he fell apart with the pack and the vacancy could be easily filled since now they are hiding in SDP and hence the SDP IB is born.

we ve witnessed what they have done in the real world. how they handled those saga and realised how lame they can get.

if u think they are for the welfare of general public, think again. probe into their personal lives....AND THINK AGAIN.

if they cannot be happy with themselves and their personal relationship, how is it possible they better the life of peasants?

so...THINK AGAIN.
sometimes, it makes me think what the cowards/losers of F4 cannot do to carry out their mission, that scrotum scroobal would gladly finish it for them.

all about alex tan zhixiang

http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=46277

at first, i thought alex tan could be the ONE daring fresh hero emerging in the martial arts world of politics. now he could only be HEELO if what the about link reveals his liasion with SDP CLAN. once any hero mixes up with SDP CLAN, most likely he's no more hero but HEELO. birds of a feather flock together. sdp clan's motive can never be good or beneficial towards peasants. their every kungfu executions hides a devious underhandedness of insiduous motive that benefit master chee's masterplan to ruin peesailand.

exposure of master chee's little petty schemes must be continuous. if not, one of this day, it could be a FREAK msfortune that it might really create chaos and upheaval in the martial arts world. the entire wu-lin could be drastically turned into turmoil with all the other clans after each others' throats.

http://notmysdp.blogspot.com/2009/12...-zhixiang.html

free speechless and inhuman wrongs.

it came as a suprise that my posting in this forum has been marked. lazy host leongsam has frivously empowered scroobal who's more of a scrotum scrotal.

according to sam, my "posting was ok, it was the responses that i evoke which are problematic". instead of clearing all the nasty coward and loser clones which i seldom respond, i was made the scapegoat.

co-incidentally, this incident appears to be very similar to one which YPAP targeted ALEX TAN and BANNED him fr posting in that forum.

where's free speeches? where's human rghts?

if this forum is also behaving pap-liked, what else is there a hope to fight the LEEgime. it has taken 3 steps backwards. a very disappointed undesirable happenings.

scrotum scrotal scroobal must have met up with lamei, the sower sow of discords. her speciality skill is to exploit and instigate others through her nasty FLIRT&DESTROY to do her dirty works.

fortunately, such cheapo stuffs only occur in this kopitiam. it does occur in the real world but then hey! it's the real world. many are wiser to see through her ploy by judging her behaviour and action.

as the intrigue, sabotaging and scheming continues, it seems that the martial arts in local politics would be extended indefinitely.
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cancerous nasty clones have gone into remission

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wow! never experience such peace before in the martial arts world of local politic.

when scrotum scrotal was put in charge as the MODERATOR - a misgiven duty, nasty clones's spammings have dwindled down. but in their place newer clones which are more restrained appeared.

the mastershapeshifter is a very petty vengeful pet snake in my avatar. his fabulous god given skill and kungfu is meant to be exploited and instigated by others and not entirely for his exclusively usuage.

the final revelation shall come when he feels the pain of betrayal. that would be the time, he would be all alone cos he might have killed off all that were hinting at him about the sweet lover trap that he had willingly fallen himself into.

until that day of awakening, nothing would change......the teahouse's in-fightings would continue and upgraded to another more crafty and torturous level.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

the man's a legend.....


The 74-year-old politician is not ready to call it quits just yet. -- ST FILE PHOTO
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Dec 12, 2009
Keeping opposition flames burning for 25 years
Today, Mr Chiam See Tong marks his 25th year as Potong Pasir MP. No more jokes swirl about his name, which in Hokkien sounds like 'hanging on temporarily'. From a lone campaigner in his Volkswagen Beetle to Singapore's longest-serving opposition politician, he has demonstrated his staying power and commitment to public service. But at 74, is he a spent force? Will he be able to make his last hurrah? Insight takes a look at his chequered political career.
By Sue-Ann Chia & Kor Kian Beng

AS SHE waited for her husband to finish his Meet-the-People session, Mrs Lina Chiam sat on a stone bench, flipping through old photographs.

They had yellowed with age, but time did not dim her memories as she recalled her cherished moments.

Most of the faces were not familiar, except for the bespectacled man with an earnest smile who has stood the test of time as Singapore's longest-serving opposition MP.

The focus was on Mr Chiam See Tong, decked with garlands on the campaign trail, or standing at the back of a lorry with a loudhailer in hand during his victory parade.

There were also pictures after the hustings, showing him attending a wedding of a Potong Pasir resident, meeting reporters at a coffee shop, and having drinks with supporters.

The photographs date back to 1984, the year he won his first election in Potong Pasir. Since then, he has proven his staying power, retaining the seat in the five polls that followed.

Tonight, some of these shots selected by his wife will be screened at a dinner to celebrate Mr Chiam's 25th year as MP for Potong Pasir.

It is a silver jubilee that testifies to his tremendous contribution to Singapore's democratic system, say political observers.

'Mr Chiam's rightful place in Singapore's political history lies in his unbending belief that there should be a constitutional role for the opposition and that he had kept this idealism and hope alive,' says Dr Ho Khai Leong from Nanyang Technological University.

But the avuncular politician, known as Ah Chiam or Uncle Chiam, is not ready to call it quits.

His hair has whitened, his gait is more stooped after he suffered a stroke last year, but nothing seems to stop the 74-year-old opposition warhorse from charging on.

He has already thrown his hat into the next electoral ring, signalling his intention to contest a group representation constituency (GRC) for the first time - a move viewed as his last hurrah.

But is the veteran MP, who was at one point the unofficial opposition leader in Parliament, still a formidable force to be reckoned with?

Political contest

MR CHIAM contested his first general election (GE) as a lone crusader with the sole mission of breaking the People's Action Party's one-party rule.

Taking on PAP stalwart Lim Kim San in the minister's Cairnhill turf, the teacher-turned-lawyer declared: 'We can uphold democracy only if there are at least two parties - one in power and the other, an opposition who will serve as a check against the excesses and improper use of powers by the ruling party.'

He did not win. But neither did people forget the independent candidate who campaigned with his maroon Volkswagen Beetle and his political mantra - both of which he still holds on to today.

Encouraged by public support, the Anglo-Chinese School alumnus and former school swimmer took another dive into politics, in the 1979 by-election, and again in the 1980 GE as a candidate of the Singapore Democratic Party (SDP) which he had founded a few months earlier.

Both times, he faced PAP heavyweight Howe Yoon Chong in Potong Pasir, and lost. But with each round, his score improved.

Victory came in Round 4 when he defeated PAP rookie Mah Bow Tan, who is now the National Development Minister, in the 1984 polls.

He won with a comfortable 60.3 per cent share of the votes in Potong Pasir, reflecting a surge of support some believe could be due to remarks made by then-Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew.

Mr Lee had contrasted Mr Mah's and Mr Chiam's O-level results, insinuating that the latter was not as smart as his PAP opponent - a comment that could have driven more people to root for the underdog.

Since then, the political tide has continued to flow in Mr Chiam's favour in the five elections that followed, peaking in 1991 when his vote share hit almost 70 per cent.

Yet, for all his efforts, some believe he could have achieved more.

'Mr Chiam has been very dogged in his determination to present an opposition voice in Parliament and to optimise the use of his resources on the ground in serving people in Potong Pasir,' notes Dr Gillian Koh, a senior research fellow with the Institute of Policy Studies.

'He would have a richer legacy if he had achieved as much in building up a strong political party and one around a positive and clear set of ideals people can identify with... This would be critical for him to secure a larger footprint in the political scene than the one he has today.'

The good guy

MR CHIAM would probably concede that he is not ambitious, as evident in his remarks over the years.

In an interview after the 1991 polls, at the height of his political career, he said almost apologetically: 'You see, I have really no great ambitions of my own. I'm being caught in a tide which I cannot stop. It's just pushing me on.'

In another interview, in 2004, when asked about his achievements in 20 years as an MP, he replied: 'To keep the idea and presence of the opposition in the minds of Singaporeans is already a big success in Singapore's context.

'I've no grandeur dreams...trying to be the ruler.'

He declined to be interviewed for this feature, but his humility is clear.

For the modest man who dared to challenge the PAP and win, his virtue of service before self has endeared him to voters who value his dedication to the care of his constituency. Most continue to support him and the larger opposition cause he represents, spurning the PAP's overtures such as estate upgrading.

Engineer Robyn Yeo, 33, who has lived in Potong Pasir since 1984, recounts how seriously Mr Chiam took his work. He had called the Town Council to complain about cleaners who refused to remove big-item rubbish. Later that night, Mr Chiam called and spoke to his mother.

'My mother told Mr Chiam that she was very surprised that he bothered to call us. Mr Chiam then told her, 'You're my resident. I have to understand your concerns',' he says. 'That phone call still lingers in my mind and reaffirms my support for Mr Chiam.'

Praise also came from the PAP camp.

In an earlier interview, Mr Sitoh Yih Pin, his fiercest PAP rival who shaved Mr Chiam's win to 52.4 per cent in the 2001 election, related an exchange he had with the MP.

At last year's National Day Rally, he chatted briefly with Mr Chiam who was still recovering from his stroke.

'I told him to look after himself and get well soon,' said Mr Sitoh, who stood against Mr Chiam in the last two polls.

'He said, 'Don't worry, when I get well, I will come and beat you again'.'

Recalling the friendly repartee, he added: 'I must say, Chiam's a good guy.'

The man and his critics

DESPITE his winning ways, Mr Chiam is not without his detractors.

Even criticisms come from within his own Singapore People's Party (SPP), which he joined after leaving SDP.

'His work has been satisfactory,' says SPP chairman Sin Kek Tong, who has had public spats with Mr Chiam over his leadership style. Both maintain cordial ties.

'The outstanding part is that he has been able to gain support from residents over the years. But he didn't do it alone. Without the help of the party and supporters, it is questionable whether he would have been able to pull it off.'

Others point to Mr Chiam's patchy parliamentary performance, his inability to grow the opposition ranks in Parliament, and his lack of a political successor.

The first can be blamed on his childhood. The other two, on his political experiences that caused him to be once bitten, twice shy.

In an interview with Asiaweek magazine in 1986, Mr Chiam confessed that nobody squabbled within his family, which he believes explains his lack of oratorical skills during parliamentary debates.

'I was taught to behave well and not to quarrel with people,' said the politician who avoids the adversarial approach of opposing for the sake of opposing.

Despite his shortcomings, he has made inroads over the years as a long-time champion of compulsory education.

He has also had his moments in Parliament - his objection to a PAP MP's racist comment that Serangoon Road was 'pitch dark', and he has debated many national policies, from the cost of public housing to building more community libraries.

A robust session in which Mr Chiam pressed for more transparency in property perks enjoyed by politicians led then-Senior Minister Lee Kuan Yew to remark in 1996:

'I hope he wins the next election. I think he has done on the whole good for the House. I was wrong when I thought he was not going to do much good, but in his somewhat honest, bumbling way, he has been a voice of sanity.'

While he is not an eloquent speaker, observers say he is a skilled strategist who has been able to adapt nimbly to the PAP-dominant political system.

He is credited as the architect of the by-election strategy - that is, contesting fewer than half the seats and returning the PAP to power on Nomination Day so that people would be more inclined to vote for the opposition. It was first used to great effect in the 1991 GE.

It resulted in four opposition candidates - including Mr Chiam - getting into Parliament. Two others were from the SDP, while the fourth was the Workers' Party's Low Thia Khiang.

With three prized seats, the SDP was hailed as the most promising opposition party and Mr Chiam became the unofficial leader of the opposition.

Yet, for all his political wisdom, he failed to stop the seeds of discord from growing within the SDP. The split culminated in a fight over a hunger strike by Mr Chiam's protege, Dr Chee Soon Juan, in 1993. Dr Chee was protesting against his dismissal from the National University of Singapore as a neuropsychology lecturer for misusing research funds.

Mr Chiam lost in the ensuing battle and eventually resigned from his party post in 1993. A year and a half later, Dr Chee became the party boss.

Political observers say that experience could have discouraged Mr Chiam from grooming other aspiring politicians who might have made his party a bigger player on the political scene.

'There is no clear heir-apparent to Mr Chiam at the moment. He may well have been stung by his own experience in SDP when he lost control of the party to Dr Chee,' notes Mr Eugene Tan from the Singapore Management University (SMU).

But could it be water under the bridge now, as Dr Chee is attending the celebration tonight as a guest?

Congratulating Mr Chiam, the SDP's secretary-general says: 'It is a significant milestone in the history of opposition politics in Singapore. We wish Mr Chiam all the very best and may he continue to hold this office for many more years.'

The future of the opposition

IT IS a wish that Mr Chiam intends to fulfil, to keep the opposition flame burning bright.

He is reported to be seeking an alliance with the Reform Party, headed by Mr Kenneth Jeyaretnam, to form a credible team to take on a GRC.

His push for such a tie-up could spring from his desire for opposition unity. He was instrumental in forming the Singapore Democratic Alliance (SDA), an umbrella group for three opposition parties.

Law lecturer Eugene Tan says: 'The SDA has been important in helping to avoid three-cornered fights and to demonstrate that a united front against the PAP is strategically useful for the opposition. It's a pooling of resources, especially candidates, and that helps give the impression of some degree of cohesiveness within the opposition ranks.'

Confirming talk of a possible tie-up, Mr Jeyaretnam says: 'The Reform Party got a lot of feedback from people about what they thought of Mr Chiam before entering into discussions with him about a potential alliance...we found that people had good things to say about him.

'I would hope that he continues to provide inspiration to the next generation of opposition politicians.'

Why is Mr Chiam contemplating the audacious idea of leading a GRC team as his last hurrah in the next polls? To observers, it is all about breaking a 'political-psychological barrier' as the PAP has won every contested GRC since the scheme started in 1988.

As SMU's Eugene Tan notes: 'It may well serve his intent to leave a lasting legacy politically and to rally people to step forward and join the opposition parties.'

But not all think it is a good idea, as his age and health could work against him on the arduous campaign trail.

And what about his diehard loyal constituents? Would they not feel abandoned? As Potong Pasir resident Mohd Fahmi Ahmad Abu Bakar, 30, an assistant administrative officer, says: 'Residents would want him to end on a high by staying in Potong Pasir.'

Whichever direction he takes, Mr Chiam wants to show that he is not a spent force and that he is still the man to watch in opposition politics.

more videos about SPP dinner

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After Watching These Videos, I Urge Chiam's Family To Seriously Advise Him To Retire

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. After watching Chiam's struggling to give his celebration speech, I am openly calling for his family members to advise him to retire, and not to take part in the coming election. I seriously do not think he can take the rigors of electioneering with his current condition, and he should not even think about contesting in a GRC. He has done more than enough for us and his next-in-line at SPP should take up the gauntlet and carry on his legacy at Potong Pasir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1sC8klgSYQ



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzTiOU2ssXU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9EyuV_V7Y

Saturday, December 12, 2009

sweet successful 25 yrs!



and this was how it began......

Friday, December 11, 2009

reservation please

Singapore
Home > Breaking News > Singapore > Story
Dec 10, 2009
Chee, supporter cleared
By Jeremy Au Yong

Singapore Democratic Party chief Chee Soon Juan (right) and party supporter Yap Keng Ho (far left) have been cleared of three charges each of speaking in public without a permit. -- ST PHOTO: WONG KWAI CHOW

SINGAPORE Democratic Party chief Chee Soon Juan and party supporter Yap Keng Ho have been cleared of three charges each of speaking in public without a permit.

The Attorney-General's Chambers on Thursday confirmed that the prosecution withdrew the charges last week and the Court ordered a discharge amounting to an acquittal.

The three charges were part of a set of eight similar ones filed against the two for their activities in the lead up to the 2006 General Election.

A trial date for the remaining charge is due to be set at a pre-trial conference next Tuesday.

The conclusion of that trial will bring to a close a series of cases that started soon after the May 2006 election. Both Chee and Yap had been found guilty of the four charges already heard.

Chee was jailed for 10 days because he did not pay the fine for the first conviction. He is appealing the other three convictions. Yap also refused to pay his fines and was jailed for a total of 35 days on different occasions for his convictions. Each charge carries a maximum fine of $10,000.

booking reservation in queenstown holidays resort soon? chee's xmas wishes cuming true. all that chee ever prayed for would be answer. he would be immensely featured again in foreign trash media to highlight the love sgp gov has for him.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

in the beginning......

look what we have here

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in the beginning, when all the heeloes and heelolines were trying to gather and unite to fight the LEEgime, a troll was borne to sow discords between them.

and now many are thrown into confusion and fight among themselves instead.....


16-07-2008, 02:37 PM
LaMei
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A Nice Begining

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Hi Sam,

When you first announce this new forum, I was many hours late to register LaMei nick, and LaMei was already registered by someone else.. Even my name JaslynGo, GoHuiLeng in whatever combination were also taken.

NgEjay and TiLik (in whatever combination) was also registered.

Today I saw the posting by ptader that his nick too was registered by someone other than himself and shortly you responded by asking him to quickly go register his ptader nick as you have reopen the nick to him.

I decided to try and was pleasantly surprise that I too can register back my LaMei nick. Same goes for NgEjay and TiLik..

Thank you for making the effort to let us keep our nicks from your the other forum, though our nick was no big deal, but the effort some people go through to 'chop' all our nicks is rather malicious and with the clear intention to impersonate us.

I applaud you for taking the initiative to de-registered the nicks and allow the genuine ones to register back their respective nicks.

This will keep impersonators with the malicious intention at bay...

This in my view is a good start to your new forum.

Thank you Sam and congrats on your new forum..

My well wishes to your new forum, hope you are able to achieve greater success than SBF..

LaMei

Happy 25 years Mr Chiam See Tong




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Dinner bash for Chiam
Potong Pasir residents and opposition leaders to attend this Saturday



OPPOSITION veteran Chiam See Tong, who is also Member of Parliament for Potong Pasir, will be marking his 25th year as an MP at a dinner bash this Saturday.

Around 1,000 people, including leaders of several opposition parties, are expected to attend the event. The dinner will be held at an open field near Block 119 along Potong Pasir Avenue 1.

The 74-year-old Mr Chiam, who was first elected on Dec 22, 1984, will likely speak at the event.

Mr Desmond Lim Bak Chuan, secretary-general of the Singapore Democratic Alliance (SDA) which Mr Chiam chairs, said 90 per cent of the guests will be Potong Pasir residents. The dinner costs $30 per person.

Said Mr Lim: 'It shows residents want to be involved in a tribute to Mr Chiam, for his 25 years of service to Potong Pasir.'

Mr Chiam, a teacher-turned-lawyer, entered politics in 1976 when he contested as an independent in Cairnhill. He lost to Mr Lim Kim San, the Communications and National Development Minister at that time.

Hope he can once again set precedent by winning a GRC for the Oppositions.

grandmaster chiam and his 25th anniversary makan

grandmaster chiam the leeder of SPP, Shiok Peasants Party clan and grand ruler of unified opp clans SDA or Shioker Democratic Alliance would be hosting a dinner party for all opp clans, well-wishers and supporters.

SDA was a combined opp forces. beside the major opp clan like WP or RP, minions opp clans joined hands, joined heads and joined whatever to unite into one against the LEEgime which was the ultimate ruler of peesailand.

SDP on the other hand being one of the minion opp clan was left out. they persistently claimed about "invisible" increased supports and were just too proud to join.

25 yrs had passed. grandmaster chiam after being unceremoniously ousted by his ex-protege chee ah juan from his original SDP clan had proven that he wasn't a weakling force to be reckoned with or one to be shoved about. chiam had proven his formidable kungfu and capture POTONG PANGSAI ruling over that province for 25 yrs!

what did master chee accomplish all these years? it was frequent checking in and out of queenstown resort or changi holiday chalet. chee was thrilled as he was invited to. he was exhilarated to be able to use this rare opportunity to survey and recce POTONG PANGAI. he might even deploy sdppies agents to infiltrate and check for weakness in SPP CLAN.

their latest activity now seem to be taking great pleasure to slime peesailand. master chee was trying hard to instigate the USA overlord obamamak to sanction peesailand. other than that, he was now thoroughly occupied in USA radio talkshows sliming more SAI (shits) at peesailand. pesants were just too helpless about the extra SAI being thrown at them by their own peesailander master chee.

after the recent RP's lst anniversary dinner, lamui was winking ferociously at KJ. she even buzzed him: "SDP clan is sending 25 sdppies to support RP CLAN, KJ....." followed by, "i m mesmerised by you, why donch u buzz me back asap....."

KJ could have fallen as a F&D victim but unfortunately mrs kj didn't run away with the lawyer who co-incidentally happened to be KJ's lawyer brother.

FLIRT&DESTROY failed miserably. it was PLAN B activated. the nerd JJ was deployed and seconded as RP CLAN's newest disciple. lo and behold! JJ after infiltrated RP CLAN found his long lost father ah teck. the 2 ngs then plotted to overthrow master KJ. before they could do much damage, their hideous scheme was discovered and both father and son absconded RP taking refuge back in SDP CLAN.

soon it was going to be the SPP's grand 25 anniversary celebration for victory over POTONG PANGSAI. would SDP do another deja vu just like RP? would grandmaster chiam be sabo-ed again by master chee and lost SPP like he lost his original SDP to chee? which sdppies would be deployed to become SPP discipes? would there be more F&D eyes winking? would JJ fall in luv with grandmaster chiam's only daughter? perhaps a cassonova strategy using the geylang cheongster JJ as the lead romeo?

stay tuned for the twist and turn of events from the wildest imagination u could think of!