Tuesday, June 30, 2009

the sad truth of being an EGG



If you think life is bad.....



How would you like to be an egg?



You only get laid once.



You only get eaten once.



It takes four minutes to get hard.



Only two minutes to get soft.



You share your box with 6 other guys



But worst of all..




the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!



So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!!!

SDDPIES are getting kan cheong now

relax SDP doggies. these are just satirical stories of the wushu or martial arts in local politics.

if master chee takes pride to deface n discredit singapore, the gov, the leeders and the legislative laws, he should be able to stomach the same medicine.

who do u think is doing a greater disfavour to singapore and every singaporeans? of course, SDP doggies would hastingly accuse the paps, the laws, the gov and the "system". it's so inevitable coming from them.

the main and final decision should be: WHAT DO ALL THE SINGAPOREANS THINK ABOUT CHEE & HIS SDP'S ANTICS?

if majority endorse it, obviously they would have more supports and won a couple of wards to evident it. but the facts remain staunch, vivid and loud: SDP IS IN FACT LOSING MORE GROUND SUPPORTS!!

just go do a statistic about their GE's results record every 5 yrs. it would be clear that SDP n chee prefer to ignore the facts and dwell in denials.

flirt it again, bitch!

Lamei : EJay you are My Knight, My fuck Buddy, MY lisenting ear..hahaha

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Originally Posted by WayangPartyEatShit

I was asked to use one word to describe E-Jay by Dr Chee during 1 of the workshops we attended, I came up with “Eloquent E-Jay”.

It is precisely of E-Jay’s eloquence in writing that caught my attention in a popular forum back then in 2006. That was how we both got to know each other.

E-Jay never fails to come to my defense whenever he sees or feels someone is making nasty remarks about me. He is very protective of me like a brother will for a sister..

E-Jay never fails to lend me his listening ear whenever he sense I am feeling down. Once, he even chatted with me till the wee hours of the morning, despite he having a long day later. I am truly very grateful and appreciative of his patience and kind words of support encouragement he has shown me.

Just the other when the F4 met up for a get together lunch, E-Jay presented me with 3 boxes of Belgium chocolates for my birthday knowing that I love chocolates. I was very touched and I realize he’s been giving me chocolates for my birthday since we know each other. As I aged, my birthdays are celebrated with family and friends over lunches and dinners, presents are rare, it is touching to note that E-Jay seem to be the only friend that still buy presents for me.

E-Jay, if you are reading this humble article of mine, I would like you to know that I am glad to have a friend in you and I sincerely thank you for all the patience and support you have given me. Not forgetting your kind and comforting words of encouragement and listening ear.

From the bottom of my heart “Thank you very much E-Jay”.

when lamei hadn't appeared, ejay was very friendly to my li'l brother leetahsar. it was LTS who intro ejay to lamei n chiatilik without knowing that discords would be sown to create enimity eventually.

could it be that some fissure between them is already appearing and this troll is trying her FLIRT&DESTROY skill all over again? the breakup of a newly blissful marriage was also rumour to be due to her intrusion.

what is the present situation about her marital status and those that she that dreadfully implicated is still kept tightly mum. the only clue that we can get now is someone is no longer living with his younger n more beautiful wife but staying with his own parents and hence be able to own 3 junkie bikes with free parking in landed premises. if not, he has to pay 3 parking lots for which he's just too stingy to do so.

Monday, June 29, 2009

一波未了,一波又起 - the wave shocking palm

just like my li'l brother the original leetahsar with his new acquired “wave palm" skill during his recluse in my pte island, master chee had also devised a deadly palm skill. it was called the 一波未了,一波又起 - THE WAVE SHOCKING PALM.

the death of huang yao shi, his beloved taiwanese clan father-in-law had unwittingly initiated this fantastic skill in chee. now the imperial magistrate in peesailand was all out to stop master chee once again with a court warrant of arrest. later they might upgrade the dreaded warrant to KILL ON SIGHT status.


Chee in Taiwan for in-law’s funeral, judge rescinds warrant of arrest
Monday, 29 June 2009

Singapore Democrats

District Judge Toh Yung Cheong had issued a warrant of arrest for Dr Chee Soon Juan who is presently in Taiwan for his father-in-law’s funeral but rescinded it earlier today. Judge Toh issued the warrant last Wednesday, 24 June 2009, the day the hearing for the trial over the WB-IMF protest in 2006 was to resume.

Dr Chee did not appear in court that day as he had left for Taiwan four days earlier because his father-in-law was dying.

He had applied for an adjournment before he left but Judge Toh rejected the request and ordered that the hearing proceed as scheduled. Dr Chee then asked to see Mr Toh in person but was told that the Judge was on vacation.


He then asked to see the Pre-Trial Conference Judge Mr Liew Thiam Leng to make the urgent application. Judge Liew refused. The SDP leader then asked to see the Duty Registrar but was told that this was not possible.

Dr Chee had earlier obtained clearance from the Official Assignee to travel to Taiwan. The OA’s office had rejected a similar application in 2006 to see his ailing father-in-law.

Co-defendants Mr Gandhi Ambalam and Ms Chee Siok Chin made another appeal to see Mr Toh on Dr Chee’s behalf on Monday, 22 June but the Judge refused to see them.
When the trial resumed on 24 June, another appeal was made. The Judge again rejected this and issued a warrant of arrest for the SDP secretary-general. The rest of the defendants were told to return to court on 26 June.

In the meantime Dr Chee’s father-in-law passed away on 25 June.

The judge was informed about this when parties went back to court on the 26th. The defence asked on Dr Chee's behalf that he be allowed to stay on to attend the funeral. Again Judge Toh refused. "The warrant of arrest still stands," he ordered.

Dr Chee explained that his request was not unreasonable and that he would have to stay on in Taiwan to see through familial obligations. He would face the consequences upon his return. He just wanted to make arrangements to ensure that his children would be brought home safely should he be arrested at the airport.

This morning, however, Judge Toh reversed his decision and cancelled the warrant. He told the defendants that the court had not asked for the documentary proof of the death when it should have. Due to this oversight and now that he had been furnished with the proof, the Judge decided to withdraw the warrant of arrest for Dr Chee.

New dates will be picked for the on-going trial.

it might be a good thing that master chee remains in taiwan and takes over his late huang yao shi's throne in the TAIWANESE CLAN. it would be a good start for him to start afresh there and stir some public commotion to the taiwanese since he is always objectionable to peesailand laws.

maybe, master chee could later usurp the throne from the horsey-man overlord ma ying jueo, dominates over taiwan and then return to peesailand to take his long awaited revenge against the famiLEE n the Leegime. either that or he could conveniently send one long distance taiwanese missile n obliterate the entire peesailand from the world atlas.

that would be a grand finale with a loud boom which would finally quench chee's insatiable thirst for vengeance.


why is huang rou so low-keyed?

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ah.... huang rou, the wifey of master chee remains very low-keyed. do not be fooled!! just recalled the powderful gecko and the old man romance, the real picture is quite obvious.

she's brewing. she's concocting certain powderful stew to ensure optimum loyalty to master chee.

life story of WP CLAN chiefy ah kiang

it seems that many just love to smear him with more pugilistic shits. to date, there were just a few nefarious exponents. they were none other the nerd, JJ, the notorious vengeful troll lamui and the gaylord ex-protege of ah khiang, chia sai. since they were now SDP clan disciples, they got the whole SDP CLAN to do the same to master ah kiang.

herewith is a new update from a frequent rubbish c n paster in this forum. it seems that he could be linked to the SDP IB too.

the catchphrase of SDP IB: anyone who is against SDP is a DOG to them. anyone who supports or donates to SDP is probably their GOD! LOL!!


Coffeeshop Chit Chat - Low Thia Khiang a St Fighter. Pap Dogs?
From: makapa Jun-27 8:10 pm
To: ALL (1 of 9)

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Once a problem child, MP changed ways in Chung Cheng



Opposition MP Low Thia Khiang was a problem child in Chung Cheng High School 40 years ago.

But he made a dramatic turnaround after a teacher took him under his wings.

The school was also where he met the girl who later became his wife.

Mr Low, who has been MP for Hougang since 1991 and is also the Workers' Party secretary-general, is one of 41 former students featured in a book, written in Chinese, to mark the school's 70th anniversary.

Others include banker Wee Cho Yaw, architect and urban planner Liu Thai Ker and former Education Ministry senior parliamentary secretary Ho Kah Leong.

Mr Low, who lost his mother at a young age, had little interest in his studies.

A teacher once flung his school bag out of the classroom to make him come to his senses, but this did not change his attitude. His grades continued to lag behind those of his classmates.

His Secondary 2 results were so poor that his elder sister had to plead with the school principal for him not to be retained at the same level for another year.

Mr Low, now 52, is quoted in the article as saying: 'I certainly was a problem student. I caused trouble during lessons, didn't hand in my homework, came late to school, played truant and committed almost all the offences, big and small.

'Many teachers shook their heads when they saw me. They thought I was a hopeless case. Only my biology teacher, Mr Liao Rong Sheng, didn't think so.'

Mr Liao was patient with him. He never lectured the boy. Instead, he would give him lifts home in his Volkswagen and chat with him along the way.

And when Mr Liao and his family went to the movies, he invited the boy to go along.

This teacher's care for him made all the difference: He stopped being rebellious and bucked up in his studies.

His school days took on a different hue in his fifth year at Chung Cheng when a girl by the name of Han Mui Keow became his classmate.

He liked her but her seniors warned her that he was a bad hat. She was undeterred.

Nine years later, in 1982, they tied the knot and returned to their alma mater for their wedding picture.

Mr Low went on to teach at Pei Dao Secondary School and later became the supervisor of a commercial school.

His wife is now a housewife while he runs a signage business.

He said: 'I especially cherish the school's philosophy of excellence of education for all kinds of people. Without that, my life would not have turned out for the better.'

Sunday, June 28, 2009

death of taiwanese clan chiefy

On 24.Jun.2009 about 1000hr, in court 19 for the matter of WB-IMF 2006 Speakers Cornored District Judge Toh Yong Chong issued warrant of arrest for Dr. Chee Soon Juan with bail condition set S$1000 with 1 surity.

Dr. Chee is currently attending his father in law's funeral in Taiwan.

The late father in law (Mr. Huang) of Dr. Chee lived in Taiwan, Dr. Chee had not been able to see him for years already as the famiLEE LEEgime had detained his passport since. The late Mr. Huang's health had not been so good, and Mrs Chee had been flying back & forth recently with children to see their grand father who was hospitalized in Taiwan with terminal ailment. Dr Chee was unable to travel to see his father in law due to famiLEE LEEgime's OA & criminal court trials.

huang yao shi the father-in-law of master chee and chiefy of the TAIWANESE CLAN passed away. master chee again created a mini storm for the kangaroo court here. being bankrupted and owing the FamiLEE and the LEEgime hundreds of thousands of gold taels, his travelling movements abroad was severely restricted.

surprisnigly he could still possess a TOYOTA chariot to zip him around while he lived in a spacious landed home. exploiting the opportunity for a quick holidays in the excuse of attending his taiwan chiefy in-law's funeral, he again went to disturb the court.

maybe he was hexed or jinxed. the imperial magistrate happened to be on leave and no one was willing to handle chee's application to travel to taiwan. still harbouring the I M ABOVE THE LAW mentality, he created a fuss and accused the court for making life miserable for him. (now u know why that magistrate was so lucky to be on leave - unwittingly or intentionally, u name it).

in the end, master chee still managed to fly over in the fastest time instead of sailing. was the approval given? well, it was mentioned he was in taiwan currently. obviously the imperial relented and acceded to chee's request. then why the commotion about?

chee, ah chee...u really got a way of smearing the imperial court. perhaps that was why everyone had to be wary about your hidden motive and intention of vengefulness. why do u wanna make ur life so miserable and piss the peasants even more?

well, all this means that master chee would have to stay put from now since his backup forces from taiwan had came to pass. mati lah!! peesailand now sure would get more political upheavaling over nothing!

ceasefire in the 18 TBT trial?

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awfully and awkardly quiet in the martial arts world of politics......

SDP CLAN reported about every irrelevant news and kaypoh into other opp clans' domestic affairs but keep mum about their own messiness with the imperial court.

sound funny, doesn't it?

master chee spoke canto to HKGERS!!

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just listen to chee's public ranting again to embarrass gahmen and peesailand. surprisingly, it's dubbed in CANTONESE this time. it seem that his would-be territory TAIWAN is no longer in his radar screen after the recent departure of his taiwanese peh-peh or father-in-law, huang yao shi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkiTL...=1246173620.38

what nonsense is chee up to this time? does he really think HKgers would bother about sgp's domestic politics? maybe gohmengseng's frequent protestings in HK got something to do with this or some influence in csj.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Masked rider chia sai & his 3 kong-out bikes

I have 6 amplifiers and 3 were in the workshop, the other 3 dont perform well and were spewing noise.

I have 3 motorcycles, 1 is perpetually in the workshop, 1 is almost breaking down and the final I still do not have the balls to ride.

I have something like 25 active matters, and I think they don’t bring in enough money.

chia sai after pleading guilty for his involvement in being one of the vital elements in the DEADLY DRAGON CRAZY 18 BLOW was too embarrassed too show his face in public. he was fined 1.6 tael gold. as if that wasn't enough, he illegally screen some X-rated political film publicky, got caught red-handed and fined again another 2.5 tael of gold.

as everyone should know chia sai was a super kiam-kana or a miserably stingy scrooge. so much gold taels lost really began to take its toll on him. lamui after leaving the greenhat swordsman, her rich hubby wasn't in anyway to help chia sai financially. it wasn't that she got no gold taels. it was more like it was now the GREAT PEESAILAND SALE. she needed to to grab all the cheapo sales stuff like children's pants which she cleverly adorned as "hotpants". her favorite was the spaghetti strapped shirt. it was super cheap cos the materials used was minimal. during such GREAT SALE, those revealing attire was a giveaway price.

more importantly, it was the MAC that she was dying to possess. not big mac. the poor girl didn't have such an appetite nor wide enough opened mouth. maybe that was why she loved IKEA hotdog which she found more palatable. it was an expensive laptop where she could fully utilise her FLIRT&DESTROY skill in msn, FB, blogging and all those avenues where she could attract the most attention.

chia sai went into deeper depression. he decided to have a make-over. after watching the japanese sci-fic THE MASKED RIDER, he decided he would be one too and decided to call himself henceforth MASKED MOTORCHIA.

his relationship with lamui was souring gradually. no money; no love. it was a common thing whether lovers or couples. NO MONEY means NO TALK. and no talk mean no more free rides in lamui's powderful black sexmobile.

like his usual pea-fried brain, chia was soon engrossed in bikes. he bought 3 junkies bike. initially the bikes turned out rideable. soon just like his half-past-six skill, each began to show their flaws.

our poor MASKED MOTORCHIA was deflated again. he wanted to yell to peesailand about his anguish, his injustice and his puff-up fury.

"I have 6 amplifiers and 3 were in the workshop, the other 3 dont perform well and were spewing noise."

but all his other fa baos (magical weapons) broke down in unison. only a whimper was barely audible....and so sobbing and whinning was all chia sai could now left with.

poor chap! if only he understood the meaning of humility, mindfulness, respects for others and a true sense of self-service, maybe all the jinxes would not infest him.

would he learn? i m afraid it would have to take a bigger debilitating blow before he would be enlightened. how could he learn when all around him were surrounded by those who were the same mentality and continuously fornicating his pride and giving him such false sense of accomplishment which was more like emptiness to the peasants rather than form.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

JJ is now trying to tickle WP clan chiefy ah kiang

....lisssten to my rattle before i bite u pain pain with my venomous fangsssss on your butt!

The SDP said it before and we say it again: Singapore’s Opposition cannot stand up for the people on bended knees.

A party that chooses to remain aloof

The Worker’s Party has thus far chosen to remain aloof, seldom cooperating publicly with other opposition parties except during an election period when everyone wants to avoid 3 cornered fights.

For example, the WP has consistently avoided participating in seminars and forums organized by the SDP, such as the forum on electoral reform held on 20 Jan 2008 and the Opposition Unity forum held earlier this year. They also did not participate in the Budget forum organized by the Reform Party on 28 Feb 2009.

So what is WP’s strategy?

All this discussion begs the question: So what exactly is WP’s political strategy?


after creating a mini storm by pretending to join RP as their disciple and then resigned tagging along with him his aiya long lost father ah teck and 4 other RP disciples, the snakey JJ now contorted and twisting his tail-end shaker trying to tickle ah kiang, the undisputed and undisplaced WP chiefy.

maybe, JJ was greatly offended that chiefy kiang didn't invite him to join WP. JJ being the horny kaixin or the infamous geylang cheongster was also drooling at super laukuaybu , saliva lim who was kiang's sidekick in high-heels.

trying to tout WP clan to behave foolishly and no chenghu manner like SDP clan was like courting self-destruction in the stupidest style. do we see where sdppies were heading all this while. of course, we do!! the big longkang! where else?

WP and SDA were the only 2 opp parties that managed to govern a province in peesailand. it was hard battle to have won that. master chiam originally won 4 provinces. sadly after he unwittingly proteged chee ah juan, all the provinces were conquered back by LEEgime except his own potong pasir which he had ruled until now.

the arrogant JJ who was fed by the LEEgime in their own scholarly backyard in NUS HILL was indeed scheming more nefarious plan to mess up the tranquility of the martial arts world of politics. How could a coward who use dirty underhand tricks win any battle? his strip-tease act, his PG without hesitation, his lightning fast resignation as RP disciple and his incessant formation and deployment of nasty clones to attack forummers who posted displeasure and disagreement to his action and of course, a lot more like his cheonging in geylang or his lustful eyeing at ugly skinny married laukuaybu.

words were out there, he could be forming a new clan with his aiya father and 4 runaway RP disciples. he couldn't be accepted back into SDP cos master chee realised that he himself could be fatally bitten by JJ's venomous snakey kungfu. worst of all, the victim might not even know what hit him cos JJ's notorious poisonous bite was aim at the fleshy butt!!

from the way he was using his scholarly skill and calligraphy brush, he seemed to wanna overthrow ah kiang so that he could get closer to saliva. wow!! very risky position JJ was now playing with fire. such a coward that cowered at slight hustling in the bush and he was trying to act heroic again.

no wonder he had to insist that his face be censored in the RP DINNER video. many would love to stew him for nice snake tonic soup! it was indeed a wasted talent and literally skill that his biased warp mind still adhered to prejudices and negative perception of the martial arts world of politics.

poor JJ! he must be quite neglected and ignored now by even his lovelorn lamui. someone please send some LOVE to the lovesick nerd before he resorts to more dire destructive kungfu to harm the martial arts world.

he thinks he's a HEELO but ends up a whinning WIMP!

our self-proclaimed jianghu heelo chia sai is now facing tonnes of headaches. but being the AH Q natural, he incessantly blames everything and everyone around except himself. it's the gov fault. er no! the system fault...no again, my bike fault cos it breaks down on me. goodness! he comes so close to blaming lamui - probably the REAL fault who jinxes up his otherwise blissfully marriage.

the indecent liasion with lamui strained his relationship with his newly married wife. it created much hurts and emotional toils on many = the wifey, her parents, chia sai, his parents, lamui n her parents and finally the innocent la ge and his family not forgetting the teletubbies children.

chia sai's latest whinnings are loud and ranting. but in actual fact, it just show how weak, arrogant and ignorant stubborn idiot he really could be. if 2.5 tael of gold summon by the imperial magistrate could awaken him, it's all worth it! but knowing the stubborn ox, i m afraid it needs a bigger dosage to shove it up its anal-retentive arse before the clear-cut message could even reach his thick-skulled brain. sad stubborn ox!! never really learn a thing. sad indeed!

ChiaTiLik the half past 6 lawyer,think PAP dare not face him in the elections. hahah -----------------------------------------------------------

http://chiatilik.wordpress.com/2009/...o-with-a-bang/

I want to retire from Politics – and they are giving me the chance to go with a bang!

Of late I had been hit with a heavy bout of lethargy because work has been treating me badly and I was nursing a depressed mood because my bikes were breaking down and my audio system is not performing the way it should.

My political comrades could not pull me out of the rut simply because they did not understand how i feel. They are firstly non-lawyers, secondly non-audiophiles and thirdly non-bikers.

I have 6 amplifiers and 3 were in the workshop, the other 3 dont perform well and were spewing noise.

I have 3 motorcycles, 1 is perpetually in the workshop, 1 is almost breaking down and the final I still do not have the balls to ride.

I have something like 25 active matters, and I think they don’t bring in enough money.

Worse still, I was summoned for questioning by Mr. S Vikie of Central Police Division, Singapore Police Force for my role in the screening of One Nation Under Lee sometime last year. This investigation came at 12th June 2009 a very opportune time when i was feeling down and depressed. I was told that this morning an entourage of 5 supposed officers came to serve me some papers at my office, the service failed because i was not in simply because my stupid bike was not performing the way it should, i was somewhere on the CTE.

I have not seen the papers yet but i can almost be sure that they are linked to the investigations conducted earlier.

I had decided that i wanted to disengage from it all. But it seems that they would not allow me to. Why? was the question that featured in my head.

The Police had framed a possible charge of me obstructing a public servant in the situation of the private movie screening some time last year [more writings soon on this event to show how stupid the entire system has become]. This charge carries a fine of S$2,500/- .

The fine of S$2,500 stared at me in the face. it was no surprise. If i am convicted of this charge i would be disqualified from running in elections.

Now why would they want to disqualify me from running in the elections? That is the question

Is it because they dare not face me again at the polls and the ballot box?

Like i said, I really had enough I had originally wanted to retire from politics for good but it seems that certain idiots choose to keep me engaged.

From the way it seems either they like me too much so much so that they want to keep me in the game or they are too worried of my next challenge and are too ballless to face me on the rally stage. In the light of the depression and exhaustion and lethargy, these facts are the solemn confirmation that the right approach to challenge the PAP has been found. Because, this makes them lose their balls.

For the PAPpies reading this, let me say this to you:

The proper way to demolish your opponent would be to find your balls to face him and square off at the proper arena, thereafter seek to give him something like a vote score below the 20% mark by either branding him as a chauvinist, an extremist, a psychopath or you know what. Dig up whatever scandal you can find that will be the challenge

Don’t be a crybaby and hide behind someone’s skirt. And seek to prevent people from contesting against you. It does not work well for your whatever little balls and guts that you may have or whatever shards of self-esteem and psyche still remaining.

Relax boys, though you lack the balls, there is no need to fear actually, because elections are actually a very tedious affair for the opposition.

Furthermore, this elections will also be a non-starter. Firstly things dont look bright enough for a successful challenge. Secondly I don’t think many of us have the funds. I am due to settle the division of matrimonial assets flowing from my divorce and I would find difficulty finding the funds to make the 2nd electoral challenge. Thirdly, the ground has not shifted. Furthermore, relatives are already laughing at my stupidity of not keeping money for myself You see… In Singapore spending your own hard earned money for opposition politics is not deemed as a very wise move

In GE2006, I spent like $13,000 or so on election expenses. That i think it is a brand new choice 400cc bike thrown away, or alternatively 3 very very very capable power amplifiers.

Therefore, if you give me the choice, i actually think i will not be running this round. However, in the event i were to be made to pay S$2,500 to sit out an election that would be a blessing . Firstly i would save money and energy and time. Secondly, i can save the energy and solve my personal issues. Lastly but most importantly, it further gives me the chance to run down the entire PAP as totally BALLLESS and without the guts to face an opponent like me. In the realm of politics, to be put in a position to denigrate an entire ruling party like that is like getting manna from heaven.

This allows me to go off the political arena with a bang Take it that this is a big thank you from me.

More expressions of gratitude will come soon – in the form of tributes and exaltations of the ruling party never seen before.

wave stirring palm - 順手推舟

basically the SDP clan disciples, the sddppies only have a few repetitive stances. those idiots are really overestimating themselves that with that few miserables kungfu moves, they thought they could overpower the LEEgime. poor master chee! a bean brain ruling over a bunch of pea-blains. not wonder really TAK BOLEH TAHAN!!

my li'l brother the orginal LEETAHSAR had mastered a very unique form of tai chi called 順手推舟 or translated mean WAVE STIRRING PALM. it's a gentle form of ancient martial art that blends one with nature. something like, come and let it come....go and let it go kinda skill. only he could have done that while meditating in recluse in a mystic cave in my pte island.

the chiefy from RP CLAN was pestering for kopi drinking session. with his new acquired martial tactic, maybe he would just oblige. he had a grand plan that could maybe give rise to some victory in the next martial world grand duel of GE.

we just have to wait and see if LEETAHSAR would finally accept the invitation to join RP CLAN and be one of their senior elders.

stay tuned......

the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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the reclusive laukuaybuS gang of leetahsar

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as u ve observed every posting from me was repercussed with nasty insulting spams. now let me take u to another insight happening about why all these spammings are appearing incessantly.

my li'l brother the orginal LEETAHSAR used to live in recluse in USA or Ulu Sembawang Area where he ran a garden business. he had horde of regular customers who patronised his humble garden. now why won't they come? he was always giving away free plants instead of selling them! LOL!!

it so happened that a bunch of laukuaybus who were very rich tai-tais lost their way in that USA remote part of peesailand and ended up in his garden. the cheery LTS thought they were prospective customers and gladly entertained them.

that was the start to a continuous friendship till now. as words spreaded, more laukuaybuS patronised his garden. when it was abruptly demolished and bulldozed by the gov, he migrated to a new location. his horde of loyal lkbs followed and continued to buy plants from him. as they were rich tai-tais, they recommended many to him.

after the last bulldozing n destruction of his paintstakingly built garden, LTS decided to call it quit and happily retired. (how i wish i could do it just like him!) beside horticulture skill, LTS was blessed with a heavenly gift called LUCK. striking the lottery was like a regular lady's menses! it was either 4D or TOTO.

when he striked, he would treat his faithful lkbs to good makan cos they were always treating him too. it was a return of goodwill. this was where bluesotong or kelvin thum came into the picture. (remember his defaming quote: CHEAT, LEECH & EXPLOIT? well, u would witness the real thing here)

it was from this posting in the old sbf that attracted sotong and a couple of others:

http://eatapaotakeaseat.blogspot.com/

but the cunning evil sotong wasn't really here for a simple friendship. he had bigger bad intention which some other forummers had long cautioned LTS. this stupid idiot goon wasn't listening nor paying any attention to such hints.

during one of the makan session with lkbs gang, sotong was invited. (he also met a dying abnoxious old man - a wacky old pal of LTS' laukuaykong gang.) gosh!! this guy really ordered. live fish, abalones, sharkfins....and ended it with bird's nest dessert!

the sumptuous meal was quite expensive but to the tai-tais, it was chicken feet to them. to suck up to the lkbs, the crafty-play-blur sotong presented them with some home-made "snake oils" which were boasted to be good for rheumatism and such.

surprisingly, laukuaybu wasn't really keen but just to oblige took a bottle. she insisted on paying him $20 instead of $15 which was the price of his snake oil. he could keep the $5 change. if he refused payment, then they refused his oils.

not long after, one of the lkb complained that sotong's oil was horrendous. it caused blisters to her palms and skin when she applied them. in a fit of anger, she also revealed and warned LTS about the evil motive about sotong. she added that when that sex pervert spoke, his eyes was flinting alot. such kind of person, one must be wary cos there was alot of XXX things going inside his warped blain.

bluesotong does not appear now. but do not be deceived by that. he's logged on 24/7 preying on young girls - and maybe guys.

you would be surprised that lamei in order to acquaint LTS even went to the extend to exploit sotong to arrange for the meetup. this accursed acquaintance was a big mistake from the start for both parties. LTS met for the simple sole purpose of acquaintance and friendship while the others met him cos of the forms they created from the emptiness he wrote - emptiness is form, form is emptiness....... when they couldn't instigate him to do their wishes, the tables would be turned against him.

that's how the feud continues until now. whether it's true, half-true or fake.....u guys go decide. but one thing for sure, take the unanimous advice from LTS' pals:

DO NOT MEET FORUMMERS. BE CAREFUL WHO U MEET....

or be stalked like my poor li'l brother LEETAHSAR.
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emptiness is form...form is emptiness
have u wonder why i m being targeted by mastershapeshifter n his clones?
got time to protest, no time for court - that's sdp's PATRIOTISM. jokers right?

Friday, June 12, 2009

gosh!! political martial arts are getting hot these days!

will SDPpies hop over to RP in recruitment promo?

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actually i think i better teach how sdppies could overthrown rp rulers and fattie edmund.

they should ve paid attention to the recent AWARE fiasco. so simply done!
the troll should ve sent more than 20 blainwashed sdppies clowns. in fact, the whole bunch should just register as RP members, demand an AGM, rid fattie edmund or/and KJ and RP would easily be dominated by sdppies.

so even if sdppies kena closed down by gahramen, who cares!! they ve overthrown RP, reside and rule over there.

fortunately for RP but unfortunately for sdppies, KJ was as alerted as the topdog and hence pussies from sdppies failed. even their slippery snake was spotted before it could poison bit anyone.

next stop, try to pussy ah teck who kiv the stray pussy b4 really adopting her.

get the picture and satire?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Hidden motive; crouching falsehood

Tuesday, June 09, 2009
the ungrateful blackman

it was a sad revelation i learnt about this blackman whom i invited to my home, cooked spaghetti in expensive red wine sauce and concocted a powerful detox drink of homegrown wheatgrass and pure pomegranate juice.

he continued to add to defaming me in forums instead of standing up for the truth about his stupid haunted "property" which was nothing but a 3 rooms HDB flat located at west west end of sgp.


http://upheavalofleetahsar.blogspot.com/

Re: emptiness is form, form is emptiness

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ornitofu.... (was asked to put this mantra)

emptiness is form....form is emptiness...

black2545 does look like a very decent old chap whose mentality is always very pessimistic. he was introduced to pervert gay sotong who though despised him without showing, treated LTS n him to a restaurant meal.

my silly li'l brother LEETAHSAR also introduced him to a SIA cabin supervisor who was also a buddhist religious cell group leader. he was hoping that retiree black2545 would be able to widen his social circle. SIA pal brought them to his home in tampines where his nice beautiful young wifey served them nice kopi.

however, with all this concern for black2545, he went to mix with the FANTASICK 4 where lamei, chiatilik n ngejay poisoned his pea-brain. they schemed and retrieved personal info about my li'l brother LEETAHSAR, falsified and accused him of trying to con black2545 off his property. what prop does black2545 have anyway???

after there wasn't any more LTS' info to squeeze out from black2545 he was history....lamei ignored him and so were the rest. such was the dirty game of the F4 and the ungrateful black2545 fell for their tricks

and here he is again.....that's why i ve told my li'l brother LEETAHSAR long long ago: NEVER MEET ALL THESE FORUM BUGGERS. he is wiser now but obviously too late to realise the bad seeds that had been sown.

as a referral point for advice: be careful who u meet from the forums. there are many who are meeting u for another kind of hidden motive. when they could't achieve what they set out to meet u for, they would try in some way to harm u.

last sunday, my li'l brother LEETAHSAR had got a trickster's sms-es probably from one of the forummers he had met before and posing as his indo gf to ask for some money to be transfer to her sgp bank a/c (which suspiciously should belong to the trickster).

luckily, he consulted me b4 he did any silly thing again and fortunately didn't lose any big sum of money from his saving.

SO BEWARE AND BE CAREFUL ABOUT MEETING FORUMMERS.

i ve suggested him to report to the police but that idiot goondu LTS knew who was probably behind all this con. he just too kind to let it off with another hearty laughter.

what to do? that's my li'l brother, the super goon LEETAHSAR!

these are suppose to be the "righteous" who are pretending to show concern towards peasants' welfare and put on a fake front that they are fighting for peasants' rights and all those craps they could only nicely put it.

our gov is right to stress about SINCERITY, HONESTY AND A SELF-SERVICE attitude of a true citizen kane of an mp.

people like the F4 and sddpies are just 武林敗類 or the scums of the martial arts world of politics.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

cannonisation of 18 TBTs into SAINTS


after cannonised into saints, 18TBTs would be upgraded further to "hooley" angels.....


afterwards kena arrested, pleaded guilty and claimed "no time" and then would be canonised as patriotism at highest level such as ST CHIA or ST NG or ST CHEEs (there r 2 or bi-chees). messiah chee definitely gonna have more apostles than christ. chee would canonise 18 "patriotic saints" while christ only got 12 and minus one traitor JUDAS were left with 11. so who's more powderful messiah here?

about 5 TBTS have been cannonised as ST. CHEE. 13 r standing by for the next cannonisation. we got st chia chee, st ng chee. soon it would be st go chee and then st chee chee and etc.

the great sinister manipulator JJ



a message carrying dart just shot in from the window. it read:

beware of JJ. he was a secret weapon deployed by master chee and had messed up RP. his long lost father ah teck had also shown his tail. beware of him too. BEWARE OF THE LONG LOST FATHER & SON TEAM.

note: this message shall self destruct in 5 seconds......

SOMETHING'S BREWING UNDER THE CALM SEA

[Later when attending the SDP forum he was billed ( by E-Jay) as "TS a veteran oppostion politician in his own right." E-jay is a master manipulator of the press and ppl only remember the last thing they read and so this stuck.]

how true are the underlined words? if many still think that gov got rid of csj becos of politically motivated, shouldn't gov be ridding of ngejay too? gov is paying him to study in phd. why would gov waste money to cultivate someone who's biting back the hands that feed him?

ngejay in his grossly prejudiced and biased opinions is always condemning gov. the contradiction here is: if i feed u and u still back stab me, why should i continue to feed u? that was the reason used by csj when he lost his job way back then? so if the gov is what he accused to be, why isn't ejay out of the doggie bowl?

how does ejay manipulate that to be able to bite the hand that feeds him?

his appearance in RP caused the resignation of ng teck siong. did he have a part to play in this unfortunate event - the sudden resignation of ng t s? don't forget. ejay wanted to be RP instead of SDP member. but when ng ts left, he quit too. are they a 'couple' now?? he goes, i go. i stay, he stays? then what was his purpose not joining SDP and chose to be RP member instead?

maybe ng t s was an instrument and starting point for his access into RP. then from there, he could work his way around.

there are more inside stories which better held back for now until certain inevitable signs appear, then more revelation would be shared here.

meanwhile, MARTIAL ARTS IN LOCAL POLITICS thread is really getting hotter than our fiery weather these days. more and more twist and turns of events shockingly just sprouted out unexpectedly.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

5 deserters, 13 more to go....

master chee with his gang of sdp clowns and now the inclusion of F4 are just a distraction. their presence is to show how lame opp clans could get by examples shown by this bunch of public entertainers.

5 clowns from our famed crazy dragon 18 deadly blow had been diffused and decapitated. what's going to happen to the remaining 13? SHITTIMES has restrained itself from giving them the public exposure they dreadfully and whorefully seek.

it's now up to any insider's info the deatail in on the internal affairs of the unlucky 13. lamui only continues her ULTIMATUM F&D in a feeble effort to outshine herself and desperate hope for damage control done.

if u have any internal affairs detail to the infamous condemned martial arts feat to share, please do so.

the evil ploy of sdp clan and the hideous sinister motive of master chee and his bunch of blurcocks clowns have to be exposed before real revolution to overthrown the LEEgime could really advance.